You're forced to either eat turd-shaped chocolate or chocolate-bar-shaped shit. What do you choose?

[Lant_War]

Let's say you're on the street and somebody kidnaps you and forces you to choose between a piece of chocolate that looks like a turd and a turd that looks like chocolate. The kidnapper tells you which one's which, too.

Which one would you choose?

 

[Kyuuji]

...how is this a hard decision?

 

[Lotus]

Who would pick the latter...

 

[freetacos]

Chocolate-shaped turd. Mind over matter.

 

[BWoog]

Lol what? What is this?

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Quarantine day 40

 

[Lant_War]

Who would pick the latter...

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I could swear there was an experiment and a lot of people chose the chocolate shaped one

 

[Arcana Wiz]

Weekend-Era already?

 

[ILikeFeet]

aren't these decisions supposed to be hard?

 

[Deleted member 60582]

 

[infinitebento]

 

[KoopaTheCasual]

Uh.... this isn't as difficult as you think it is, OP.

Edit: I demand a third joke option be added to the poll. It's too straight forward as it is now. Add "How can you say you love her if you can't even eat her poop?" as option three pls^

 

[Deleted member 2109]

Have you been huffing gasoline op?

 

[fracas]

You're literally asking me to choose between chocolate and shit lmao

 

[Monroe Kelly]

gimmie that poop bar

 

[digitalrelic]

Who the fuck are the 7.7% of people in this thread eating shit?

 

[blue_whale]

who would choose to eat a turd. copraphiliacs thats who

 

[Pirateluigi]

Why can't any of you fuckers just be normal?

 

[Lotus]

I could swear there was an experiment and a lot of people chose the chocolate shaped one

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I'mma need a source on that one, why the fuck would I eat shit lol

 

[mugwhump]

Chocolate bar shaped turd, I can't have the people around me thinking I ate poop, it would ruin my image.

 

[rpm]

huh

what the fuck

 

[Bane]

Quarantine day 40

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Or just Friday on Era.

 

[ReAxion]

say you wanna eat shit.

 

[IDreamOfHime]

Quite the dilemma

 

[Deleted member 3925]

Lant pls.

 

[uzipukki]

2 people: 💩🤤

 

[Deleted member 4367]

Chocolate bar shaped turd, I can't have the people around me thinking I ate poop, it would ruin my image.

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Yeah, that would be as embarrassing as having a keyboard in your living room.

 

[InspectaDekka]

You know what? I choose the shit.

Fuck the rules

 

[Pall Mall]

Too easy, why would I eat shit over chocolate. I want harder questions people!

 

[infinitebento]

i need the receipts

who amongst us chose to eat poop

 

[blue_whale]

i saw a documentary about two women eating a turd shaped like ice cream

 

[DukeBlueBall]

OP must eat the same numbers of turd and chocolate in the poll results.

 

[reKon]

weekend ERA trying to out do itself

 

[Lant_War]

I'mma need a source on that one, why the fuck would I eat shit lol

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It was on a National geographic show I think. Let me try and find it

 

[Keyser S]

I think questions like this only work when asked in person and you ask for a quick answer

 

[Squarehard]

Someone already crazy from being shut in for so long?

 

[Deleted member 4034]

Who would pick the latter...

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At least 5 people so far.

 

[Xterrian]

DAY 23! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 23!

 

[Deleted member 10629]

Would you like fresh piss or hot lemonade

 

[LinkStrikesBack]

2 people: 💩🤤

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When 2era1cup happens I do not want to hear about it.

 

[Monroe Kelly]

op, what's the melting point of the poop? does the bar immediately get my hands all poopy, or do i have some time to hold it before it melts? could i freeze it first like jr. mints? does the poop bar smell like poop or chocolate? i'm thinking i need more information now.

 

[xxracerxx]

What is wrong with you?

 

[Deleted member 7051]

DAY 23! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 23!

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I think folks are going mad.

 

[Browser]

Oh its friday. I forgot for a second thanks for reminding me

 

[DIE BART DIE]

A more interesting question:

If someone ground down human shit so it resembled mince and mixed it in bolognese, would you eat it for £100?

 

[Meg Cherry]

I think the question is if you actually believe the kidnapper. Because you might hesitate to choose the one that looks like shit, because it might just actually be shit.

At least that's the only way I can understand how this is a question.

 

[Cenauru]

A chocolate that looks like a turd isn't going to make me hurl and puke my guts out like the other option would

 

[Atlas_XIX]

I'm genuinely curious who would pick chocolate shaped turd. I'm also confused by the fact that chocolate has a defined shape.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Mr Big is already shaped like a turd and it's my favorite chocolate bar

 

[abellwillring]

Bro.. one involes eating literal shit, the other doesn't.

Here's the best candybar I've ever had, btw: