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    Alright, it's show time! Go out there and kill them dead!

    LaunchpadMcQ
    A Wild Ambulance Appears
    EvilChameleon
    Randomless
    Dr. Monkey
    Zippedpinhead
    CaptainNuevo
    anexanhume
    BoJack Horseman
    Conditional-Pancakes
    Vincent Alexander
    Donniewahlberg
    Kopite
    Lone_Prodigy
    Natiko

    Day 1 Begins


    Day Ends in:

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    Man I heard about someone dying on stage but I didn't think that was something that literally happened.

    Lone_Prodigy has died

    Why do they tell actors to break a leg? Because every show needs a cast.

    Welcome to Dad Joke Mafia!

    You are Walter White and you are a Mafia Goon

    You are aligned with the Really Bad Dads (that is Mafia).

    Running your business takes up too much of your time so you do not have any special abilities this game.

    You and your teammates have a faction kill that can be used each night by submitting the command Remove From The Mic: Target.

    You also have the ability to vote each day.

    You can access your scum chat here: nope
    You can access the game thread here: you already know it

    Break a leg out there!

    Day starts in:

    g77inf93q0


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    Good morning all. Unfortunately I have some bad news for you all as it appears that Donnie is no longer with us. Apparently he did leave a will which was a dead giveaway.

    Donniewahlberg has died

    Why was The Thing bad at jokes? He was missing his funny bone.

    Welcome to Dad Joke Mafia!

    You are Gomez Addams and you are Vanilla.

    You are aligned with the Good but Also Flawed Dads (that is Town).

    Your life is so exceedingly strange that you have no need to do anything else. You do have the ability to vote each day though.

    You can access the game thread here:

    Break a leg out there!

    On the good news side of things our esteemed panel of judges convened overnight and deemed the Randomless told the best joke of the first day and has been awarded a prize for his efforts. The winning joke was:

    "I tried to bait him into posting sloppysteaks.gif but he didn't bite. I guess I'm just an amateur baiter, I need to work harder if I want to become a master."

    The judging of that seems awfully fishy but I guess the results will have to stick.

    Day 2 begins

    Day ends in:

    ltkfkemf8m


    Majority is 7

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    Sorry everyone, must have dozed off and took me a minute to wake up after hearing the commotion. Speaking of waking up did you know the people of Athens usually have trouble waking up as well? Yeah, Dawn is tough on Greece.

    Natiko has died

    How did Darth Vader know that Luke left him a birthday present? He felt his presence.

    Welcome to Dad Joke Mafia!

    You are Darth Vader and you are a 2-Shot Roleblocker

    You are aligned with the Really Bad Dads (that is Mafia).

    At night you may submit the command Feel The Power of the Dark Side: Target to use the force to block the abilities of another player. You have two shots of this power.

    You and your teammates have a faction kill that can be used each night by submitting the command Remove From The Mic: Target.

    You also have the ability to vote each day.

    You can access your scum chat here: still nope
    You can access the game thread here: again, you know it

    Break a leg out there!
     
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    A horse walks into the bar. The bartender looks up and say "Hey". The horse looks on in astondishment. "Wow, you must be the best bartender ever! You knew right what was on my mind!"

    BoJack Horseman has died

    I hit my elbow on the propane tank today. I can see why it's not called a protickle.

    Welcome to Dad Joke Mafia!

    You are Hank Hill and you are Vanilla.

    You are aligned with the Good but Also Flawed Dads (that is Town).

    You spend all day selling propane and propane accessories so you don't have time to do anything else. You do have the ability to vote each day though.

    You can access the game thread here:

    Break a leg out there!


    Day starts in:

    ukv0yckfrm


    Actions are due two hours before the day starts.



    Programming note! Due to the holiday, Day 3 will be a 72 hour day.
     
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    Unfortunate news everyone. Apparently Kopite had an accident last night and unfortunately he didn't make it. From what I heard he was in a pretty good spirits the end, the hospital kept asking him what his blood type was and he reportedly kept telling them to "be positive" which I think is a lesson all of us can learn from.


    Kopite has died

    A co-worker's kid swallowed some coins and had to be taken to the hospital. After awhile his parents asked how he was and the doctor told them "No change yet."

    Welcome to Dad Joke Mafia!

    You are Bryan Mills and you are a 1-Shot Vigilante.

    You are aligned with the Good but Also Flawed Dads (that is Town).

    During the day you may submit the command But what I do have is a very particular set of skills: Target in the thread to take a vigilante shot against your target. You have one shot of this ability. You may not use this ability on Day 1.

    You also have the ability to vote each day.

    You can access the game thread here:

    Break a leg out there!


    On happier news I would like to announce that anex won last night's judging contest of the worst joke of Day 2 with his joke of: "What did Mr. Ed say to his caretaker as he prepared to machine some aluminum? Will burr!"

    You know I met Mr. Ed once and he was dancing around and I guess I wasn't enough paying attention. He stopped, looked at me, and said "Watch me whip watch me neigh neigh".

    Day 3 begins

    Day Ends in:

    gbf95ckrs4


    Majority is 6

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    Wow I guess you all didn't like EC's routine. Speaking of chameleons did you know they never get run over by a car? Yep they look both ways.

    EvilChameleon has died

    What did the hat say to the shoe? "I'll go on ahead, you go on foot."

    Welcome to Dad Joke Mafia!

    You are Al Bundy and you are Vanilla.

    You are aligned with the Good but Also Flawed Dads (that is Town).

    Spending all day trying to sell shoes and then all evening dealing with Peggy doesn't leave you with much energy for any other actions. You do have the ability to vote each day though.

    You can access the game thread here:

    Break a leg out there!


    Day starts in:

    vx9uz6dyll


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    Day 4 Start
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    Once again I come before you with some bad news. Zipped invited me to a meteor party last night but I couldn't make it, he was crushed.

    Zippedpinhead has died

    So what if I have trouble spelling Armageddon? It's not like its the end of the world.

    Welcome to Dad Joke Mafia!

    You are Harry Stamper and you are a 2-Shot Doctor (just go with me here).

    You are aligned with the Good but Also Flawed Dads (that is Town).

    At night you may attempt to protect someone (see, I told you to stick with me) from a night kill by submitting the command I never want you to close your eyes: Target. You have two shots of this ability.

    You also have the ability to vote each day.

    You can access the game thread here:

    Break a leg out there!


    Before we get on with the day I was just handed an envelope on who won the Best Joke of Day 3 competition! And the winner is.....Verelios for his entire first post! Congratulations to Verelios and you should be receiving your prize shortly.

    Day 4 begins


    Day ends in:

    3cotmdnn2t




    Majority is 5

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    Why is Indiana Jones sad? Because his career is in ruins. Also his dad is dead.

    Stantastic has died

    What did the archeologist find? He won't tell me but I'm sure its groundbreaking.

    Welcome to Dad Joke Mafia!

    You are Dr. Henry Jones, Senior and you are Vanilla.

    You are aligned with the Good but Also Flawed Dads (that is Town).

    As you spend all day researching the grail you do not have time to do any other activities but you can vote each day.

    You can access the game thread here:

    Break a leg out there!


    Day starts in:

    5rv36q6es8


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    Day 5 Start
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    I stand before you as a broken man as I once again have to inform you that another one of our contestants died overnight. Unfortunately for Verelios he yabba dabba didn't wake up this morning.

    Verelios has died

    What did Fred Flintstone say at his wedding day? I yabba dabba do!

    Welcome to Dad Joke Mafia!

    You are Fred Flinstone and you are Vanilla.

    You are aligned with the Good but Also Flawed Dads (that is Town).

    As you spend all day working in the quarry and all night bowling so you do not have time to do any other activities but you can vote each day.

    You can access the game thread here:

    Break a leg out there!

    But in happier news I would like to once again announce the winner of our spec chat competition. Launchpad won the award for worst joke of Day 4 with the following joke: "I tried to make pancakes, but I ended upwith flapjacks instead. Guess I used too much synonym." Wow that is truly an awful joke and so awful that after awarding Launchpad his prize we are shutting down the extra competition to prevent our judges from experiencing any additional trauma.

    Day 5 begins

    Day ends in:

    1o3ur6um9j


    Majority is 4

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    Weird, I just saw some cops come and arrest Pancakes, she must have some something unwaffle. Still the contest goes on!

    Conditional-Pancakes has died

    What did the man kneel on the Christmas lights? He wanted to put up neon lights this year.

    Welcome to Dad Joke Mafia!

    You are Clark Griswold and you are Vanilla.

    You are aligned with the Good but Also Flawed Dads (that is Town).

    Look, these lights aren't going to put themselves up so you don't have time to do anything else. You do have the ability to vote each day though.

    You can access the game thread here:

    Break a leg out there!

    Day starts in:

    naokn6jckf


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    Day 6 Start
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    Bad news everyone, Neki was found dead in his bed under fishy circumstances. Speaking of fishy, do you know what you call a dead fish that served in the military? A marine corpse.

    Neki has died


    I asked a couple of marlins for some help but they never came over, they were two sailfish.

    Welcome to Dad Joke Mafia!

    You are Marlin and you are Vanilla.

    You are aligned with the Good but Also Flawed Dads (that is Town).

    You are waaaay too busy over-protecting your kid that you really don't have time to do any other actions. You do have the ability to vote each day though.

    You can access the game thread here:

    Break a leg out there!

    Day 6 begins

    Day ends in:

    81ynj31gws


    Majority is 3

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