kane will breathe with his mouth as he always do, swallow a moth as he's most likely used to, choke in traditional tottenham style and fuck the deciding penalty over
Would be fair.I think the teams from the right bracket should play for third and fourth place while Belgium-France should be the actual final.
I'm fully pumped up for Eng v Cro on Wednesday, I have no doubts that it'll be a tough match for England but I'm 100% behind our boys.
The world just shot themselves in the foot.
I don't know how much the rest of you know about English football (I'm an expert), but 52 years of hurt and that never stopping me dreaming are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in Brazil where you can become successful by diving all over the fucking park. If you lose to the English national team, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is to accept that it's coming home.
What this means is the English public, after hearing about the fact it's coming home, are not going to want to stop reminding everyone that it's coming home, nor will they stop signing 'It's Coming Home'. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but England has alienated the entire world by bringing football home.
World, publicly acknowledge that it's coming home and cancel your own celebration plans or you can kiss football goodbye.
This thread will just end up as a bin of ridiculing England when they eventually don't win it, won't it?
I'm a little confused why a non-English person made this thread but okay. Hopefully, Croatia isn't too knackered to give them a good game. The final though if they get there....Belgium already beat them and France looks like they can do better. Home Status = maybe.
Of course, they can. Thread title reads like an English Person wrote it is all. Of course, I think it's illegal up here in Scotland for me get behind the Boiz but I wish you no harm :D Good luck pip pip tally-ho old chap and all that.
While Colombia was a tough match, it was only tough due to the dirtiness of the match.
Sweden wasn't all that tough. We expected them to be, but they really just fell into England's playing style.
This will be a proper match. I've been impressed by Croatia performance in this tournament and I look forward to seeing it.
Ay! It's going to be a good a match even if England lose I'm still chuffed that they made it this far.
#SouthgateforPM
Pride goeth before the fall breh
Definitely. They've already exceeded expectations and the vibe around the country couldn't be better.Even if England gets past a knackered Croatia (which I still doubt), France or Belgium will be too much for them. But reaching the semis, easy path or not, is already a success for this young team.
Definitely. They've already exceeded expectations and the vibe around the country couldn't be better.
Even if we don't win it now, the future looks great for this young squad.
Add international political consequences and you're almost there.*walks into thread*
oh what a fun thread, it's nice here.
sure would be a shame if
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also is this like LeBron winning one for the land or Ash losing again for the land
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Aren't they supposed to be neutral?This Swiss' views are their own and are not representative of the English people.
Oh that's not quite what the songs about but there's no convincing some...I'll never understand the English's need to treat England as the center of the universe. 'It's coming home'? Pls. Not while France and Belgium are around.
Going to be in a London pub for the final... very exciting!
Oh that's not quite what the songs about but there's no convincing some...
The song was about defying negativity and supporting the team during a time when folk were very critical.
I mean, it's nice for the England team to not come home in absolute disgrace for the first time since I was kid, so it's a win either way for me.
The NHS will report a 700% rise in heart attacks.Wednesday's match is going to be intense, I swear if it goes to penalties again...
The NHS will report a 700% rise in heart attacks.
Seriously, tomorrow is going to be huge. 20 million people watched the QF, the country will basically be at a standstill for the Croatia game.
Knowing England, we will find a way to mess up, but if Southgate can avoid this, we can be in the final. Kane scoring tomorrow would be amazing.