This is the last time I'm going to talk about it for awhile, but one of the things that keeps me from buying the switch at any given moment, is the asymmetry of the two joycons.
Here they are, pictured with a third party grip:
And here's how they need to be, for me to be fully satisfied with my purchase:
Even the logo can't be completely honest with the positioning of the sticks.
I'll probably get a switch soon anyway. I already bought a couple games and the SD card in preparation... but I just can't deal with this in full satisfaction. This is absurd to me.. I would be on the friggin moon otherwise, but the reality is, the buttons and sticks on these things are imbalanced, and it will forever drive me insane.
That's all, I'm done. I pray they adjust these things for switch lite, or switch 2.0, or whatever inevitable update they'll do within the next 1 or so years.