You asked her to eat your ass after inviting her over to play Okami HD?
What the fuck.
You don't even talk about kinks until you're comfortable intimately.
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What the fuck.
You don't even talk about kinks until you're comfortable intimately.
Nah you got it backwards. He asked her to eat his ass first, and then he followed up by inviting her over for some Okami HD. It's the natural progression of things
Thank you good sir. I see you are a man of culture as well, with your exodia quad yeet avatar.
I understood that reference.Weak. You need some dude wipes.
This.
I don't care if you wipe your ass bloody with bleach, you're still gonna have shit particulates in there.
But it's not just the gross factor. I don't want my ass eaten, nor do I want to eat ass (though I'm more than fine with going down on the other part)
And I'm not speaking out of ignorance, I've had it done to me and reciprocated - just not my thing either way.
The "sensation" of it just feels weird and awkward to me, like I need to take a dump or something... I just don't understand the allure.
As far as the girl who noped right out when the guy asked her to eat his ass, that's a bit extreme. If I'm asked, I'll just say that's not my thing, but I'd be happy to pleasure you almost any other way.
Ah. You say you cleaned your ass? Great! Then there can't possibly be even a trace amount of bacteria left! Because, as you know, that's all it takes to get e-coli or some other bug. But you cleaned it, so it's all good! It smells like soap, which must mean zero bacteria! Now spread those cheeks! NOM NOM NOM!!! [/sarcasm]
Point being, if you've eaten ass, you've eaten feces.
Mate. There's shit in everything. Ever had an ice cube in your drink? You've eaten shit. Ever drunk tap water? You've eaten shit. Ever washed your hands with soap instead of bleach? You've eaten shit.
Eating ass not only builds character but it builds your immune system. You need to chill out.
Ye of little faith in your immune system.
I mean, if you've gotten a BJ, the person on the other end's eating smegma. If you've gone down on anyone, there's zero doubt there's poop particles throughout their entire crotch area, unless they're real good at clenching and don't fart. Human bodies are gross and sex of all types is objectively gross as a result. Plenty of things you can do to mitigate it though, and make things more fun in the process.
Quoting myself for context.
I messed up by not fully setting the activity myself, so she suggested to get dinner somewhere and then watch the movie which I'm not a fan of, kind of don't want to sit through a dinner too lol. Never been in this position before, so how do I cleanly suggest drinks instead without seeming cheap or uninterested?
I honestly don't know why you let her pick the stuff if you had an idea of what you wanted in the first place. I understand trying to be nice and all, but hedging your bets on someone to make a decision you'll like is bad.
Anyway, I don't think you can come out looking good either way. What I would go with is:
"Hey I know you wanted to go watch that movie, but what if we get some drinks instead? Least we could talk more and get to know more of each other."
Something along those lines if you haven't had many dates. That way you can sort of looking like you want to talk instead of sitting in silence with a movie, but it is still a bad position to be.
it seems his problem is with the dinner, not with the movie.
Hmm okay then, I'd just say flat out
"I'm not much of a guy who eats out, so I generally just cook for myself. What about we have a few drinks instead?"
I can't see a good way around this, so just be honest and pray she takes to it OR just go to the dinner and put up with it.
"I'm not much of a guy who eats out, so I generally just cook for myself. What about we have a few drinks instead?"
I can't see a good way around this, so just be honest and pray she takes to it OR just go to the dinner and put up with it.
I'd ignore the last couple of pages at the very least...
In general I've found asking females in real life is much better than most of the advice in this thread. Most of my friends and family are female and in general I think that's a better resource than members of an online, gaming forum. In honesty I think asking for relationship advice from guys broadly can be pretty poor, I find a lot of guys have an ulterior agenda to support their own egos, so they often give the advice that they think the ideal male should do - as if it's something they do. A lot of stories from males (not necessarily here) tend to be works of fiction too.
So if you have that kind of resource in real life, take advantage of it before coming to ask anyone here for advice. I would say that I find those issues mentioned above are much more prevalent in other communities though. If you actually use communities that are specific for dating, such as a dating subreddit, then it's just packed with guys looking to support their own egos, spouting weird shit that they likely don't have experience with. In other cases, advice often feels copy and pasted out of a self-help text book, some members are guilty of that here, and in general it neglects the individual differences of the couple the advice is being applied to, often missing the mark.
In general my advice would be to use your intuition, learn from your own mistakes and don't give up dating. If your unsure about a situation, ask some female friends about it. Ask what she would want a guy to do, etc. I really enjoy doing that as I feel it also brings me closer to my friends to share and support each other. Women do it all the time, but I don't think men do it as commonly.
Dinner and a movie doesn't sound so bad. Just deal with watching a movie you're not that interested in, it's not that big of a deal? You could ask her to grab a drink with you and then if drinks / dinner don't go well, just abandon the movie? I mean, if you don't get on over dinner and drinks, it's not going to get better over a movie, so you might as well bail. Or you could just be a friend, because she'd probably appreciate just having someone to see it with.
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Something interesting I forgot to mention. One of the girls I was dating a few weeks ago mentioned that she reads threads on resetera.
That's a pretty tricky situation to be in if you're posting things in this thread. It wasn't an issue, since I ended up not pursuing anything with her as I spent more time with another girl, but something to think about. Reminds me of how, when I was in high-school, I managed to offend a girl I knew because of something I posted on gaiaonline. In my case it doesn't help that my handle here is universal, so she'd know the word chronospherics from PSN, or even my email.
That's a pretty tricky situation to be in if you're posting things in this thread. It wasn't an issue, since I ended up not pursuing anything with her as I spent more time with another girl, but something to think about. Reminds me of how, when I was in high-school, I managed to offend a girl I knew because of something I posted on gaiaonline. In my case it doesn't help that my handle here is universal, so she'd know the word chronospherics from PSN, or even my email.
Hmmm she just mentioned that out of nowhere? She's totally not stalking you or anything.
Well we're going to a movie tomorrow now. Hopefully I'll be brave enough to try and kiss her and at least find out for sure if she's into me.
This is an age thing, no doubt influenced by porn. In the last ten/fifteen years anal play has been the marker for how "adventurous" your partner is, bragging rites mostly from young guys. Remember what was extreme when we were in our 20s? A large proportion of which were urban myths.
I've never eaten ass and I don't think I would try it unless it was happening during shower sex.
Personally, I don't think women are any better than men at giving relationship and dating advice to men. Actually in my experience, men usually gave me more useful and effective advice than women. Again, purely anecdotal, but with my female friends, dating advice usually boiled down to "just be yourself" "be confident" "be patient and that special someone will show up" whereas male friends would critique what I had been trying and then give me suggestions based on that and their own experiences. Things I could apply and work on. After all they had experience dating women. My female friends did not. Not to say a woman can never give good dating advice to a man but I think in general you're going to get more practical advice from a man if you're male.
Getting pretty lucky lately with multiple dates leading into fun.
I'm not sure if I should try to settle something here or just keep going on new dates for fresh excitement...
When do you know when to stop in an age where the next girl is a swipe away on something...
I'm not sure if I should try to settle something here or just keep going on new dates for fresh excitement...
When do you know when to stop in an age where the next girl is a swipe away on something...
Five days left in 2017. I promised myself I wouldn't go the entire year without having sex.
Time to put in work. Even hit up the ex.
Time to put in work. Even hit up the ex.
What is with the whole butt licking conversation over the last couple of pages lol
Just get an escort, the better option than crawling back to an ex for desperation sex.
I don't recommend getting back with the ex. But isn't paying for it also desperation sex to an extent tbh?
We're just hanging out. Hanging out with a lot of people on break, just gonna see where it goes.
Nope, it's honest. That guy set an arbitrary deadline for sex and will now go set out to fulfill that for his own benefit. That's dishonest. With an escort you pay for a service as agreed, deadline is met for that guy and nobody is taken advantage of. Plus the choice of women he has available will exceede anything he could get normally, yet alone in the next few days.
I don't know that might be selling him short. The next few days are some of the most sexually charged days, heck getting a hook up on new years night is overly achievable. Never a good idea to be like I can just pay for it mentality imo.