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BKatastrophe

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Oct 28, 2017
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Funky Papa

Member
Oct 28, 2017
4,694
I will create it right now if you give me the signal.

I'm following some ASMR girl youtubers and the amount of nice guys in the comments going "BUT YOU DON'T NEED MAKEUP YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL WITHOUT IT *WINK WINK*"
On Youtube, Instagram, Twitter, jesus fucking christ shut the fuck up creeps.
TE-HEE
 

TheCthultist

Member
Oct 27, 2017
8,450
New York
55 pages in? Sorry my friend, but you missed your chance. If only people had spoken out against what was going on here and taken a stand against this evil early on, things might have turned out differently. But everyone was too complacent. "One more page couldn't hurt anyone, surely it'll end on its own..."
But that was before the two and a half pages of diaper images and stories.
The world just stood aside and let this grow into what you see now. And now it's here to stay...
 

Angie

Best Avatar Thread Ever!
Member
Nov 20, 2017
39,529
Kingdom of Corona
55 pages in? Sorry my friend, but you missed your chance. If only people had spoken out against what was going on here and taken a stand against this evil early on, things might have turned out differently. But everyone was too complacent. "One more page couldn't hurt anyone, surely it'll end on its own..."
But that was before the two and a half pages of diaper images and stories.
The world just stood aside and let this grow into what you see now. And now it's here to stay...
This thread is like that weird uncle that no one talks about.
I don't think I ever seen a mod here lol
 

Beren

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 25, 2017
4,528
I'll echo Funky Papa and say HP Lovecraft would have incorporated this thread into his writing if he'd been writing in the present day.
 

TheCthultist

Member
Oct 27, 2017
8,450
New York
I'll echo Funky Papa and say HP Lovecraft would have incorporated this thread into his writing if he'd been writing in the present day.
Why do you think I keep coming back day after day? The first draft is coming along beautifully...

The thread eventually holds such sway over the lives of those who have been consistently posting in it that, having to constantly one up themselves for more out-there content, they begin making said cringe content themselves. It entrances them. Ensnares them. Lays claim to their lives and assaults their very sanity. It deteriorates them from the inside out as they become the very thing they mocked for hundreds of pages... And it spreads...
 

Beren

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 25, 2017
4,528
Why do you think I keep coming back day after day? The first draft is coming along beautifully...

The thread eventually holds such sway over the lives of those who have been consistently posting in it that, having to constantly one up themselves for more out-there content, they begin making said cringe content themselves. It entrances them. Ensnares them. Lays claim to their lives and assaults their very sanity. It deteriorates them from the inside out as they become the very thing they mocked for hundreds of pages... And it spreads...
Not Cyclopean enough for me.

Sorry.
 

TrueSloth

Member
Oct 27, 2017
6,067
Why do you think I keep coming back day after day? The first draft is coming along beautifully...

The thread eventually holds such sway over the lives of those who have been consistently posting in it that, having to constantly one up themselves for more out-there content, they begin making said cringe content themselves. It entrances them. Ensnares them. Lays claim to their lives and assaults their very sanity. It deteriorates them from the inside out as they become the very thing they mocked for hundreds of pages... And it spreads...

This is us clamoring for the horror within, unable to control our deepest desires:
 

TheCthultist

Member
Oct 27, 2017
8,450
New York
Not Cyclopean enough for me.

Sorry.
It's a slow burn, but it gets there. This is some staring into the abyss type shit going on in this thread, and it stares back super hard once you get going... There's no copywriter on Nyarlathotep, is there?

This is us clamoring for the horror within, unable to control our deepest desires:

God Nic Cage encapsulates this sort of point so perfectly so often. I'm starting to understand the appeal of that bodysuit posted above...
 

Beren

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 25, 2017
4,528
It's a slow burn, but it gets there. This is some staring into the abyss type shit going on in this thread, and it stares back super hard once you get going... There's no copywriter on Nyarlathotep, is there?


God Nic Cage encapsulates this sort of point so perfectly so often. I'm starting to understand the appeal of that bodysuit posted above...
Alright then I'm in.

*buys 50 dogs to protect himself*
 

HyperFerret

Member
Oct 25, 2017
2,140
I didn't know whether to put this in the cringe thread or a funny videos thread or what but I can't understand a word this kid is saying and it's kinda awkward but fascinating at the same time.

 

Deleted member 4532

User requested account closure
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Oct 25, 2017
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What about the kid that thinks Pokemon started with Ruby and Sapphire and wondering why HeartGold and SoulSilver (Pokemon 4 as he calls it) didn't pick up where the last games left off.

 

WhySoDevious

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Oct 31, 2017
8,466
I'm a sucker for cringe-inducing, asterisk-filled text message:

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Saw it on Reddit and there was a post by a guy that explains where these asterisks are coming from:

As others have said: It's the standard anime approach to dating/showing that you like someone, just crazy over the top weird shy confession-like reactions. Something like this.

You don't actually do shit like in the video whose experience is solely with anime doesn't know that, so they think it's cute to be shy and pathetic. These scenes also depend highly on exaggerated actions, reactions, and thought-processes, which you can't convey in text.

So what people do is that they mix the two; they try to emulate one of these scenes through text with the use of asterisks. That's also why people say what they are thinking in the text too: The whole thinking stuff "She's so cute I hope she likes me!" is an integral part of how thr confession is portrayed in anime, so they include it when they want to "confess their love" to someone real too.

They just don't know that anime is absolutely not how real life works.
 

Radiophonic

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Oct 25, 2017
1,600
So I guess among the sociopathic element of MLP fan "artists," there has been a popular strain of pony art that revolves around torturing and mutilating ponies. It's...fucking weird, to say the least.




 

Funky Papa

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Oct 28, 2017
4,694
I've lost the count of how many shady profiles with pretty/buxom ladies from Eastern Europe working in advertising have tried to add me to their networks.

Laugh all you want, but LinkedIn has a worse bot/spam problem than Tinder, I swear.

edit: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 

MMarston

Self-requested ban
Banned
Oct 27, 2017
7,605
Well, r/cringepics has got me hooked on all sorts of stupidity this morning
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EDIT: Radiophonic what the fuck