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Seductivpancakes

user requested ban
Banned
Oct 25, 2017
7,790
Brooklyn
I aint googling it ha
I did.

First picture.

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The rest pictures are nail polish. I feel like I took a gamble and lucked out.
 

Admiral Woofington

The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
14,892
Ladies,

I have nice guy genes, alongside a love of puns, and staying at home watching bad movies.

If you want to get into these jeans for my genes, you know where to look. Nice guys 4 life, though why don't girls choose me I swear ugh they're such assholes, but only if they don't choose else if they do they're my queen.
 

Admiral Woofington

The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
14,892
that second dude is the first nice guy to actually wear a fedora style hat with a matching suit, so props to him. Though he loses points on the black t shirt under his dress shirt.
 

sabrina

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
5,174
newport beach, CA
The worst thing about this to me is I can tell a lot of "nice guys" will eat it up because there are enough things that come close enough to true that they're not thoroughly examining the conclusion.

We didn't stop having wolves just because we started having dogs. Some dogs are still super mean. Wolves never had access to societies of hundreds of thousands or millions of other wolves telling them how to act, whom to be, and what to do. Social evolution is a lot faster than biological evolution, and just as real.

But let's do a bit of napkin math. Because there are still problems even if we ignore all of that: How many generations of billions of people would it take before we start seeing a difference? Wolves live 5-6 years and begin mating at 2-3 years, so an average generation is about four years for them. The current average age of women with their first child is 26.3, and most people wait a couple years between children. So if someone's having multiple children then the average generation is currently about twenty-eight years. Which gets us back to the well-known dog years are 4/28 = 1/7th of human years. We also know that human psyche is much more advanced and nuanced than wolf psyche and that wolves' genome is much more variable than our own, but it's hard to put a number on it so for the sake of easy math let's pretend generational neurological evolution is proportional. In some experiments it's taken as few as forty generations to completely domesticate wild foxes (there aren't as many experiments on domesticating wolves because we've had domesticated wolves since at least 14,700 years ago). So now let's take all those numbers and multiply them and wow, 40 generations x 28 years per gen = 1120 years until everyone's a nice guy, if everyone who breeds only breeds with nicer people.

Fucking lmao. It's such a dumb comparison. God I'm glad I'm gay.
 

TrueSloth

Member
Oct 27, 2017
6,067
The worst thing about this to me is I can tell a lot of "nice guys" will eat it up because there are enough things that come close enough to true that they're not thoroughly examining the conclusion.

We didn't stop having wolves just because we started having dogs. Some dogs are still super mean. Wolves never had access to societies of hundreds of thousands or millions of other wolves telling them how to act, whom to be, and what to do. Social evolution is a lot faster than biological evolution, and just as real.

But let's do a bit of napkin math. Because there are still problems even if we ignore all of that: How many generations of billions of people would it take before we start seeing a difference? Wolves live 5-6 years and begin mating at 2-3 years, so an average generation is about four years for them. The current average age of women with their first child is 26.3, and most people wait a couple years between children. So if someone's having multiple children then the average generation is currently about twenty-eight years. Which gets us back to the well-known dog years are 4/28 = 1/7th of human years. We also know that human psyche is much more advanced and nuanced than wolf psyche and that wolves' genome is much more variable than our own, but it's hard to put a number on it so for the sake of easy math let's pretend generational neurological evolution is proportional. In some experiments it's taken as few as forty generations to completely domesticate wild foxes (there aren't as many experiments on domesticating wolves because we've had domesticated wolves since at least 14,700 years ago). So now let's take all those numbers and multiply them and wow, 40 generations x 28 years per gen = 1120 years until everyone's a nice guy, if everyone who breeds only breeds with nicer people.

Fucking lmao. It's such a dumb comparison. God I'm glad I'm gay.
And that's only if we assume being nice is a genetic trait.
 

Deleted member 721

User-requested account closure
Banned
Oct 25, 2017
10,416
The worst thing about this to me is I can tell a lot of "nice guys" will eat it up because there are enough things that come close enough to true that they're not thoroughly examining the conclusion.

We didn't stop having wolves just because we started having dogs. Some dogs are still super mean. Wolves never had access to societies of hundreds of thousands or millions of other wolves telling them how to act, whom to be, and what to do. Social evolution is a lot faster than biological evolution, and just as real.

But let's do a bit of napkin math. Because there are still problems even if we ignore all of that: How many generations of billions of people would it take before we start seeing a difference? Wolves live 5-6 years and begin mating at 2-3 years, so an average generation is about four years for them. The current average age of women with their first child is 26.3, and most people wait a couple years between children. So if someone's having multiple children then the average generation is currently about twenty-eight years. Which gets us back to the well-known dog years are 4/28 = 1/7th of human years. We also know that human psyche is much more advanced and nuanced than wolf psyche and that wolves' genome is much more variable than our own, but it's hard to put a number on it so for the sake of easy math let's pretend generational neurological evolution is proportional. In some experiments it's taken as few as forty generations to completely domesticate wild foxes (there aren't as many experiments on domesticating wolves because we've had domesticated wolves since at least 14,700 years ago). So now let's take all those numbers and multiply them and wow, 40 generations x 28 years per gen = 1120 years until everyone's a nice guy, if everyone who breeds only breeds with nicer people.

Fucking lmao. It's such a dumb comparison. God I'm glad I'm gay.
The Nice Guy has the Nice gene he's mutant like the X-Men in a World of douchebag genes. Chosen ones and warriors of bushido. Wearing their fedoras, watching on poor innocent girls tricked by evil douches. They are always watching the evil, and Will always give a Nice Girl that is tricked, the opportunity of her life of dating him, and then he would Swear to protect his Maiden, making this ultimate promisse by his katana, and then both would Liberate the World of douchebag genes.

Fighting in the shadows of internet doing the Nice work you Will find the N-Men.
 
Oct 25, 2017
7,624
canada


youre a wizard harry

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Yall want a minor cringe story?

  • I once took a low level university class (dropped out after the first day however) on roman history
  • The class is about 35 people and is broken up where in one section there are freshmen women all sitting together, an assorted group of various ages and genders of which I sat with, and in the back corner a group of nice guys
  • On the first day the prof wants to break the ice so he asks us who in history we would have dinner with and why
  • people give their answers such as meeting Alexander the Great, Plato, Jimi Hendrix, etc all pretty normal answers
  • Cue a nice guy
  • "well its not really a real person per se, but he is from a historical fiction anime"
  • Dude gave us an entire synopsis on the show and character and was one of the greatest things ive ever witnessed.
 
Oct 26, 2017
9,939
youre a wizard harry

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Yall want a minor cringe story?

  • I once took a low level university class (dropped out after the first day however) on roman history
  • The class is about 35 people and is broken up where in one section there are freshmen women all sitting together, an assorted group of various ages and genders of which I sat with, and in the back corner a group of nice guys
  • On the first day the prof wants to break the ice so he asks us who in history we would have dinner with and why
  • people give their answers such as meeting Alexander the Great, Plato, Jimi Hendrix, etc all pretty normal answers
  • Cue a nice guy
  • "well its not really a real person per se, but he is from a historical fiction anime"
  • Dude gave us an entire synopsis on the show and character and was one of the greatest things ive ever witnessed.
Socially unaware people droning on about obscure shit nobody cares about is maximum cringe.
 

Stinkles

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
20,459
Everyone needs to watch this guy:


This guy is an enigma


GAHIGGIDY'S KITCHEN.

It's like the Eighth murder from SEVEN.

Salt as a fire extinguisher.
Not being paired up in pairs exercises.
Failing to cook the steak.
Doing sound effects while fighting his martial arts instructor.
Flushing the toilet - the toilet which is IN HIS KITCHEN.
French Canadien.
 
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ara

Member
Oct 26, 2017
13,025
I'm checking out the concerned moms against anime page on Facebook and while the statuses are pretty funny on their own (and painfully obviously satire), everyone defending anime in every single status makes it infinitely more hilarious.