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steejee

Member
Oct 28, 2017
8,620
As someone who likes TLJ a lot (like 4th-ish best in series IMO) I'd totally love to see this happen. It would be an amazing train wreck.
 

Liquidsnake

Member
Oct 27, 2017
11,986
I have some great ideas too!

Snoke is actually Darth Plagueis. He doesn't get killed of course but punishes Rey by cutting off her hand.
Luke goes after Rey, rescues her and kills Kylo in the process, using both his blue and green sabre. They escape the big ship after disabling the hyperdrive
Because the hyperdrive is disabled, Holdo, Leia, Rose and Finn escape to the planet Sojuwa.
Plagueis, needs new apprentices, and through ancient Sith magic revives Darth Revan and Darth Talon.
We find out there was a second Starkiller planet and they use it to blow up Sojuwa, killing Holdo, Leia, Rose and Finn.
The movie ends with a shimmer of hope, as Luke and Rey (with an artificial hand) creat the Grey Jedi Order.
I almost shed a tear.
 
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ASleepingMonkey

ASleepingMonkey

The Fallen
Oct 26, 2017
4,497
Iowa
Yeah I really want a bad version of a good film that's designed to support fan fiction desires.

Anyway just wait for next JJ entry - going by TFA he'll be more than happy to make a competent, good fan fiction film. He's notorious for starting narratives and weakly finishing them though because he's much stronger on setup than resolution.
He didn't write it alone if I remember correctly so hopefully someone gave his story a pass through and gave it more weight where needed
 

Slayven

Never read a comic in his life
Moderator
Oct 25, 2017
93,180
Yeah let the fucking inmates run the asylum, that always works out
 

Deleted member 2809

User requested account closure
Banned
Oct 25, 2017
25,478
Put it spoiler if you must, but can anybody enlighten me what's so bad about the movie?
Women did things. There was some B plot on a casino planet. Luke isn't son goku. That's about it.
Oh and
Leia used the force by instinct to save herself from the void of space
One female character had the audacity of having purple hair too.
 

Rvaan

Member
Oct 25, 2017
13,734
SW people need to learn to let things go. It's time to let the past die. I'd be shocked if this got with in 10% of the amount needed to redo the movie.
 

Grug

Member
Oct 26, 2017
4,645
It's almost worth all of us chipping in 5 bucks each so we can sue the people behind it in a class action suit when they piss the money away in sheer incompetence.
 

Weegian

Member
Oct 27, 2017
3,732
In fact we want the writing team to be a diverse group of people that both loved and hated TLJ, so we will have an inbox for story treatment submissions and actually hire people onto the writing team from what we receive! So this is your chance to write a Star Wars film!

So a Star Wars mad lib
 

Jessie

Member
Oct 27, 2017
9,921
Put it spoiler if you must, but can anybody enlighten me what's so bad about the movie?

I think it comes down to hardcore fans wanting Star Wars to be like the expanded universe: hardcore 70s sci-fi with extreme violence, dark and edgy villains, badass babes, and men at the forefront.

Instead we got a diverse, family friendly movie that subverts expectations. The women aren't portrayed as sexy, the violence is PG, and most of the men are incompetent. Fans hated it.
 

Wololo

Attempted to circumvent ban with alt account
Banned
Nov 20, 2017
1,564
I hope theyre serious and do it. Put up or ahut up. Last jedi was the first sw that i didnt like. Im not sure id want this or if Lucasfilm would even give it their blessing. But id like to see them try.
 
Oct 25, 2017
11,251
It's a shame that the casino planet plot barely tied in to the rest of the movie, but that's my only problem with it. Otherwise, I consider it perhaps the most necessary Star Wars movie of the Disney era.
 

Ushojax

Member
Oct 30, 2017
5,931
This is honestly really sad. I honestly pity anyone who is involved in this. If you didn't like TLJ, that's fine, but you have to accept it just like we all had to accept the prequels. There have been bad Star Wars movies before.

I can just imagine them "re-doing" the scene on Crait and having Luke do some Goku shit against the walkers. Luke Skywalker is just a man.
 

AnansiThePersona

Started a revolution but the mic was unplugged
Member
Oct 27, 2017
15,682
Imagine the backlash if Lucas made those Whills movies lol we'd have mad fan-made remakes
 

gutter_trash

Banned
Oct 26, 2017
17,124
Montreal
they should just save their money and just stop caring about Star Wars.

IMO, TLJ is an awful pointless movie that contradicted everything from the Force Awakens and then ended with a "okay, --- what now? what's the point leading into the final movie of the trilogy in 2 years"

and it's exactly that. TLJ has sabotaged the new trilogy to the point that there is no point to the new STORY line. Any Director can just enter any episode and just turn it on its head negating the trilogy.
 

CaviarMeths

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
10,655
Western Canada
Women did things. There was some B plot on a casino planet. Luke isn't son goku. That's about it.
Oh and
Leia used the force by instinct to save herself from the void of space
One female character had the audacity of having purple hair too.
Worth noting that the B plot was actually the heart of the movie, but it didn't have laser sword fights, so it totally sucked.
 
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ASleepingMonkey

ASleepingMonkey

The Fallen
Oct 26, 2017
4,497
Iowa
Put it spoiler if you must, but can anybody enlighten me what's so bad about the movie?
People felt that Luke isn't who he should be and is too radically different (it's been 30 fucking years and a lot has happened I think his change is ok)

Too much diversity

Lack of lightsaber fights

Snoke isn't actually anyone specific, he's just a guy. People expected him to be a previously established character which is fine but... can new characters not be super powerful too? Why does everyone have to be someone? Same goes for Rey, everyone expected her parents to be somebody and when it turned out they were nobodies, people got upset.

Sum it all up, it wasn't what people expected so it's bad. When you pick it apart, it's not all that ridiculous. I did an editorial on why Luke's evolution isn't bad writing, it's just not what hardcore fans seemed to want. Got a lot of flack for that one from those fans!
 

sleepInsom

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
2,569
Some people have too much free time. Imagining spending so much time and energy stewing in anger over a movie.
 

Deleted member 3208

Oct 25, 2017
11,934
Can I have a budget to bribe these people to shut up? They are pathetic.
 
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ASleepingMonkey

ASleepingMonkey

The Fallen
Oct 26, 2017
4,497
Iowa
I think it comes down to hardcore fans wanting Star Wars to be like the expanded universe: hardcore 70s sci-fi with extreme violence, dark and edgy villains, badass babes, and men at the forefront.

Instead we got a diverse, family friendly movie that subverts expectations. The women aren't portrayed as sexy, the violence is PG, and most of the men are incompetent. Fans hated it.
Kylo Ren stabs a lightsaber through a guy's face and Rey slices a guy in half. I'd say when the lightsabers come out, they don't fuck around.
 

steejee

Member
Oct 28, 2017
8,620
I think the problem here is that you wrote "Asian woman" instead of, you know, her name.

Rose is one of only a handful of people in the entire SW universe to have a normal name to boot.

It's a shame that the casino planet plot barely tied in to the rest of the movie, but that's my only problem with it. Otherwise, I consider it perhaps the most necessary Star Wars movie of the Disney era.

My only issue with the casino planet was the overly long chase scene with the animals. The rest of it (including the excursion basically being a giant failure and setting up the betrayal on the Supremecy) worked fine for me as a character/world building.
 
Oct 27, 2017
3,354
I have some great ideas too!

Snoke is actually Darth Plagueis. He doesn't get killed of course but punishes Rey by cutting off her hand.
Luke goes after Rey, rescues her and kills Kylo in the process, using both his blue and green sabre. They escape the big ship after disabling the hyperdrive
Because the hyperdrive is disabled, Holdo, Leia, Rose and Finn escape to the planet Sojuwa.
Plagueis, needs new apprentices, and through ancient Sith magic revives Darth Revan and Darth Talon.
We find out there was a second Starkiller planet and they use it to blow up Sojuwa, killing Holdo, Leia, Rose and Finn.
The movie ends with a shimmer of hope, as Luke and Rey (with an artificial hand) creat the Grey Jedi Order.

Ah, I see you too are an expert at The Star Wars.
 

sphagnum

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
16,058
Put it spoiler if you must, but can anybody enlighten me what's so bad about the movie?

These are the typical reasons given:

-Canto Bight subplot is boring, unnecessary, drags on. DJ is introduced like a deus ex machina. "Marvel humor"
-Finn and Poe do nothing worthwhile
-Rose is "annoying" and had a stupid line toward the end
-They hyperspace ram "breaks the internal consistency of the universe"
-Admiral Holdo has purple hair
-Why didn't Holdo tell Poe the plan?
-Ackbar deserved a better death
-Leia flying was dumb
-Luke is depressed and not a super badass like in the old books, it's against his character to have contemplated killing Ben Solo, his death sequence is stupid
-First Order shouldn't be able to take over the galaxy so quickly. Lack of political element/galaxy feels small.
-Battle of Crait is a Hoth rehash
-No Knights if Ren
-Snoke didn't get a backstory
-Rey's parents should have been important
-Rian was obsessed with subversion to the point of ruining TFA retroactively

I think most of these are dumb points. Personally I think Canto Bight felt rushed and could have been fleshed out more, and I wish there was more about Snoke and the political situation in the galaxy, but otherwise it was a pretty good movie.
 

Apath

Member
Oct 25, 2017
3,119
I think it comes down to hardcore fans wanting Star Wars to be like the expanded universe: hardcore 70s sci-fi with extreme violence, dark and edgy villains, badass babes, and men at the forefront.

Instead we got a diverse, family friendly movie that subverts expectations. The women aren't portrayed as sexy, the violence is PG, and most of the men are incompetent. Fans hated it.
Seeing people decapitated and sliced in half is PG violence?
 

DrForester

Mod of the Year 2006
Member
Oct 25, 2017
21,708
I mean the movie did make a huge mistake that absolutely ruined the film. I'd pitch in to fix that problem.

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Change Luke's Lightsaber to the green one. Yeah, I get they wanted to give the viewers a clue that things weren't as they seemed and that the film makers thought the audience would be too stupid to pick up on the fact that Luke looks much younger, and doesn't leave footprints in the salt. But showing him with the Lightsaber we just saw get destroyed was a bit too much.

And the green saber is the GOAT saber and we need to see more of it.



Seriously though, I loved TLJ and things I would change are all pretty minor, like the thing above.
 
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Nassudan

Member
Oct 27, 2017
4,349
If I was Disney I'd allow it just to see what magnum opus these "fans" come up with.

This is coming from someone who didn't like TLJ.
 

Bonejack

Member
Oct 27, 2017
16,654
Really? There's nothing to redo with the movie, if anything i would add some of the deleted scenes back into the "main" movie.

TLJ is, for me, the best Star Wars movie to date ... don't get the hate for it, at all. If you want to see some bad Star Wars, go and check what Lucas had planned for a sequel trilogy. .... Midi-Chlorians ....

Also can't wait for whatever Johnson cooks up with his own trilogy.
 

Elandyll

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
8,827
No need to remake it.

Want a do-over that solves (nearly) everything, but going forward with ep IX?

Here's how:
Rapid montage (like flashes) of all the events of TLJ flowing backwards, and end on the frozen eye of Leia, floating in space.

She never flew back in. She died. What we saw from that point on was a mix of Force visions and hallucinations.
Now Leia being dead, Holdo actually tells the crew her plan (she still ends up ramming her ship in Snoke's dreadnought as a cover, but not using HS), Finn and Rose realizing their plan is stupid, Leia's last call to her brother with the Force to train Rei and help the resistance makes him decide to join in, the last stand on Crait they are actually helped by incoming ships including the Falcon, and Luke arrives on the planet with Rei to help evacuate, they make it out barely in time. Whether Luke dies in an epic fight vs Kylo or goes on being a mentor for Rei is up in the air, it can be good either way imo.

Done. Kinda wastes 20-30minutes to undo awful stuff from TLJ, but no need to remake the entire movie.
 
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