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Dernhelm

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
5,422
Imagine what they could do putting that money to a useful purpose.
This. When I see this much (supposed) effort into changing something, I just keep thinking "That's an awful lot of money that could go to some good charities...". In this case, perhaps some charities and foundations that offer counselling for those finding it difficult to come to terms with their emotional attachments to a space fantasy series.
 
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ASleepingMonkey

ASleepingMonkey

The Fallen
Oct 26, 2017
4,497
Iowa
REY: What's inside the cave, Master?

LUKE: Only what you take with you. And microscopic Force ghosts. You'll love how visionary those are.

*REY enters the cave. It's exactly like the one out of Empire Strikes Back because of the poetry and George's superior vision*

REY: Hello?

*REY stumbles back, aghast. It's KYLO REN.*

KYLO: You've come back to me like I knew you would because I'm a good guy who'll treat you right.

REY: But I don't want you. I love CHAD DAMERON.

KYLO: When did CHAD DAMERON last call?

REY: ...

KYLO: Exactly. I'd call you every hour of the day.

REY: Okaaaayyy. I have to go now.

KYLO: And you'll call me won't you?

REY: I might be busy later. Bye.

*REY runs out of the cave*

LUKE: And?

REY: It was KYLO REN. He just won't leave me alone. Is this the lesson? That the Dark Side will follow and pester me until I have sex with him?

LUKE: You have taken a step to a more enlightened future. Now concentrate. You can hear it. The Force. Dark and Light. Listen. Accept the message it has for you.

REY: I... I hear it.

LUKE: And what it is saying to you?

REY. Send nudes.
Poor creepy Kylo, I felt that pain. I'd watch your movie.
 

Kitsunelaine

Self-requested ban
Banned
Oct 25, 2017
6,382
If Episode IX isn't a total take-down of these shitheels' ideologies, Abrams missed an opportunity. It'd fit in with the narrative, anyway, they're such Kylo Rens.
 

Euphoria

Member
Oct 25, 2017
9,551
Earth
Sometimes I think people need to take a step back and understand these are just movies. The amount of crying by fans that I have seen on this movie is pathetic, especially when it goes so far as to harass the actors.

SW fans did it to the boy who played Anakin, from what I understand it's why Hayden C. doesn't act anymore and now we have two female actors from the new films deleting social media accounts due to fan harassment.

It's embarrassing.



I thought the movie was fine by the way. I will wait for episode IX to see how everything shakes out and give impressions about the overall trilogy then, but in no way is it going to effect my life to the point where i'm going to take action against people for it. Jeez...
 

Brau

Senior Artist
Verified
Oct 26, 2017
283
Finland
Good. The Last Jedi is the worst movie I've ever seen. I'm 34 and have seen over 1000 movies.

TLJ ruined my fandom of star wars. Solo was quite enjoyable though.

This is one of the worst posts I have ever seen. I am 35 and have seen over 1000 posts.

Some of the posts in this thread are quite enjoyable though.
 

MMarston

Self-requested ban
Banned
Oct 27, 2017
7,605
They should remake the film with all the original cast members.

By that, I mean a sweded version of course.

swededstarwars.jpg
 
Dec 18, 2017
2,697
Back in the heyday of TheForce.net, when everyone (except me) "knew" that there would never be a sequel trilogy, there was an official thread devoted to writing scripts for what they called "virtual sequels." Man, it was all shit. I wish someone would fund the filming of those.
 

Maurice Hamblin

User Requested Ban
Banned
Apr 6, 2018
667
A comedically large part of me wants to see this happen in some form (why not just DO it is the question really). But I want them to try and see how fucking hard making a good movie is let alone a great one. They'd fail miserably and other Star Wars fans will tear into it and it would be glorious.

They will eat eachother...
 
Oct 27, 2017
3,362
REY: What's inside the cave, Master?

LUKE: Only what you take with you. And microscopic Force ghosts. You'll love how visionary those are.

*REY enters the cave. It's exactly like the one out of Empire Strikes Back because of the poetry and George's superior vision*

REY: Hello?

*REY stumbles back, aghast. It's KYLO REN.*

KYLO: You've come back to me like I knew you would because I'm a good guy who'll treat you right.

REY: But I don't want you. I love CHAD DAMERON.

KYLO: When did CHAD DAMERON last call?

REY: ...

KYLO: Exactly. I'd call you every hour of the day.

REY: Okaaaayyy. I have to go now.

KYLO: And you'll call me won't you?

REY: I might be busy later. Bye.

*REY runs out of the cave*

LUKE: And?

REY: It was KYLO REN. He just won't leave me alone. Is this the lesson? That the Dark Side will follow and pester me until I have sex with him?

LUKE: You have taken a step to a more enlightened future. Now concentrate. You can hear it. The Force. Dark and Light. Listen. Accept the message it has for you.

REY: I... I hear it.

LUKE: And what it is saying to you?

REY. Send nudes.

im fucking crying
 
Oct 25, 2017
20,230
These are the typical reasons given:

-Canto Bight subplot is boring, unnecessary, drags on. DJ is introduced like a deus ex machina. "Marvel humor"
-Finn and Poe do nothing worthwhile
-Rose is "annoying" and had a stupid line toward the end
-They hyperspace ram "breaks the internal consistency of the universe"
-Admiral Holdo has purple hair
-Why didn't Holdo tell Poe the plan?
-Ackbar deserved a better death
-Leia flying was dumb
-Luke is depressed and not a super badass like in the old books, it's against his character to have contemplated killing Ben Solo, his death sequence is stupid
-First Order shouldn't be able to take over the galaxy so quickly. Lack of political element/galaxy feels small.
-Battle of Crait is a Hoth rehash
-No Knights if Ren
-Snoke didn't get a backstory
-Rey's parents should have been important
-Rian was obsessed with subversion to the point of ruining TFA retroactively

I think most of these are dumb points. Personally I think Canto Bight felt rushed and could have been fleshed out more, and I wish there was more about Snoke and the political situation in the galaxy, but otherwise it was a pretty good movie.

People were seriously pissed over Holdo's hair?
 
Dec 7, 2017
439
If you're trying to argue that Rian Johnson "overthrew everything" in The Force Awakens and one of three examples you can come up with is "he broke Kylo Ren's helmet," there's a chance you might be grasping at straws.
Eh, 7 was pretty much building up to the point where Rey meets Luke. Johnson then uses the scene for a cheap joke. Finn pretty much becomes a side character. The mighty Snoke who can manipulate people thousands of lightyears apart dies pretty quick by a cheap trick, a few minutes after we actually see him (which looked to be a big reveal because he was only seen in 7 as a holographic character), and his bodyguards are more different to beat.

Not that I liked 7 that much (for a few different reasons). I liked both in IMAX for the nice 3D and effects, but watching at home it becomes really obvious they're just very badly written and I guess in 8 particularly a lot was lost in the big production (the gist of the story was supposed to be something about legends I guess).
 

NealMcCauley

Member
Oct 27, 2017
6,504
Five minutes of thought:

1. The movie should open with Luke, drunk on space whiskey, crashing his x-wing into the water while singing the space equivalent of Tom Petty's Free Fallin'. In fact the entire Luke does nothing but sing space versions of Tom Petty songs. Death Stick's Last Dance, Jakku Girl, etc you get the idea.

2. Poe convinces Holdo there's a rare bottle of space wine in the holds and traps her in a container using space bricks and space mortar.

3. Kylo speaks in the third person. Hux tells him to space wash his hands but Kylo's evil and says no.

4. Everyone wears Slayer shirts.
 

Bonejack

Member
Oct 27, 2017
16,654
The mighty Snoke who can manipulate people thousands of lightyears apart dies pretty quick by a cheap trick, a few minutes after we actually see him (which looked to be a big reveal because he was only seen in 7 as a holographic character), and his bodyguards are more different to beat.

The fate of a Sith. You know, Dath Plagueis, Palpatine's master, was seen as the most powerful Sithlord during his time ... until ge got murdered by Palpatine in his sleep. No big fight, no clash of the dark side ... nope the biggest Sithlord was murdered by a dude called Sheev in his freaking sleep.

It's actually very Star Wars that Kylo Ren uses the first good chance to get rid off his master in order to take control for himself.
 

JigglesBunny

Prophet of Truth
Avenger
Oct 27, 2017
31,162
Chicago
With every passing day, I find myself getting more and more exhausted with Star Wars as a franchise. That said, I've already hit my breaking point with other Star Wars fans.

Just the shittiest fucking vocal minority around that do shit like this and make the normal fans look bad too.
 

Anoregon

Member
Oct 25, 2017
14,060
The fate of a Sith. You know, Dath Plagueis, Palpatine's master, was seen as the most powerful Sithlord during his time ... until ge got murdered by Palpatine in his sleep. No big fight, no clash of the dark side ... nope the biggest Sithlord was murdered by a dude called Sheev in his freaking sleep.

It's actually very Star Wars that Kylo Ren uses the first good chance to get rid off his master in order to take control for himself.

Imagine being killed by a dude named sheev rofl
 

Pancho

Avenger
Nov 7, 2017
1,976
Lmao, just cancel the new trilogy too while their at it. These sad people don't deserve it.
 

Ambition

Banned
Oct 28, 2017
408
The movie is pretty fucking awful but I mean, they should know this is an incredibly unrealistic thing they're promising lol
 
Oct 28, 2017
2,180
England
So this boils down to "hating on something just to hate it"? I've found so many of the TLJ to be contradicting b/c of the very thing you pointed out

Yep. Just like the people who get annoyed at Leia using The Force without any advanced training, but overlook Luke doing exactly the same in ANH to destroy the Death Star.

I can understand people not liking the execution, but disliking concept of Leia and The Force is rather silly.
 

DigitalOp

Member
Nov 16, 2017
9,292
Luke is the savior still. He obviously went to the island for a reason, were people actually expecting him to just be like "Oh, hell yeah im game let's save the day!" He went into hiding, he was always going to be hesitant.

Prob my fav part of that whole movie is Luke talking to the audience saying

"You fuckin expect me to just walk out, fight 10,000 troopers and 300 Mechs like Space God, you're fucking morons"
 

Blackpuppy

Member
Oct 28, 2017
4,210
Hey guys, I have a sneak peak at the script:

Luke: it is time for the Jedi... to end.

Rey: You're tearing me apart, Luke!

————

(During a Rey and Kylo Forcetime call):

Kylo: They betray me, they didn't keep their promise, they trick me, and I don't care anymore. Everybody betrayed me! I fed up with this world

Rey: I'm so happy I have you as my best friend.


———-

(Meanwhile on Canto Bright)

Rose: I'm dying. I definitely have breast cancer

Finn: Look, don't worry about it. Everything will be fine. They're curing lots of people every day

Rose: I'm sure I'll be alright. Oh! I heard Poe is talking about me. He is a hateful man. Oh, I'm so glad I divorced him


———-

(Luke and Kylo face off on Crait)

Luke: You can love someone deep inside your heart, and there is nothing wrong with it. If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live.

Kylo: You don't understand anything, man. Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!

Luke: God...forgive me....
 

ProtomanNeo

Member
Oct 27, 2017
2,190
Can't help but laugh at these misguided fans and the whole situation. The lameness that was TLJ is the gift that keeps on giving.