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Surfinn

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
28,590
USA
The "but her emails" of cinema

Though I do hope somehow it gets funded and created so they can understand how hard it is to make a great SW film that everybody loves.

And to see just how bad it would be
 

Opoth

Member
Dec 24, 2017
176
I wonder how big a percentage of the fanbase it is that's actually bitching about the movie at this point. It got great reviews from critics and audience polls were super positive.

The same people still melt down about it every opportunity, half a year later. It really is the Obama of Star Wars movies.
 

Deleted member 17402

User requested account closure
Banned
Oct 27, 2017
7,125
I was listening to the Full Of Sith podcast the other day when the topic of fans came up. I had never been able to put into words what it is about Star Wars fandom and criticism that I really dislike - and more broadly internet reception - until I heard the host, Holly, explain it.

What Holly essentially said was that it is infuriating for an artist to get feedback from "fans" telling them how they should make their art. She wasn't dismissive of complaints and actual criticisms people have but she was very critical of people who constantly want to take over the artist's work. For a moment I sat back and wondered how that would feel as an artist and ultimately concluded that I agree with her. I'm all for critique and feedback but Star Wars fans and the like take it to an entirely new level. They want to be fans and have creative control of something they have no right to. If you don't like where Star Wars is going now, that's perfectly fine, but you aren't entitled to creative control of the franchise.

For every person who likes The Last Jedi, someone else dislikes it, but it's the latter camp who thinks they're owed something when the story doesn't go their way. Not everyone will enjoy everything, and the same thing applies here. Move on.
 

Stoof

Member
Oct 25, 2017
2,804
I still laugh that people wanted Rey to be another Skywalker or even a Kenobi. Why can't she just be a nobody?
 

Tfritz

Member
Oct 25, 2017
13,302
I know channels like Nostalgia Critic have taught people that it's fun it is to smugly point out "logical inconsistencies" in movies, but my god. Imagine giving a shit about bombs in Space.

imo if people are mad about Space Bombs they're gonna be furious when they find out about Space Magic, which can lead to virgin births and let you choke people from across the room.
 

NekoFever

Member
Oct 25, 2017
4,009
At least with those bombs we don't get a super close up so we can at least try to pretend that they have some kind of propulsion system attached to them. In TLJ they go out of their way to show that bombs are falling in outer space. They could have had a high physics student watch that sequence and tell them how incredibly dumb it was.
If you had a ship with artificial gravity and dropped bombs out of the bottom of it in space, they'd behave exactly like they do in The Last Jedi. They'd continue travelling in the direction of whatever the last force to act on them was, i.e. the gravity from the ship.

Hell, if you had a similar ship in the real world, where we don't have artificial gravity, if you propelled them out of the bottom of your ship by another means (conveyor, magnets, etc) they'd 'fall' like that.
 

PBalfredo

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 26, 2017
4,497
I can't believe so many people get hung up with the bombers. Once it's established that there is artificial gravity inside the bomber, just like every other ship in Star Wars, the rest literally falls into place.
 

yankeeh8er

Member
Oct 26, 2017
5,025
Dracula Georgia
You literally have no idea what you are talking about.

The bombs are not magnetic. The rails are magnetic, and shoot the bombs downward. Look up a rail-gun.

This is honestly the laziest attempt at a troll.
I was just assuming that putting a metal object like the bombs in the presence of a large magnetic field like a rail gun would cause the bombs to become magnetized themselves. Either way though that doesn't matter since if you look at the area on the bomber where the bombs are dropped from they are just sitting there and then they fall out. There is no current going around them or anything like that, clearly they are not in some railgun or anything like that. I am honestly surprised so many people are trying to explain that scene. It was dumb just like the Kessel Run line, or the Tie Bombers dropping bombs in space. It almost seems like that since a group of nuts went so over the top in criticizing the movie initially that a different group goes way over the top trying to defend it.
 

Aselith

Member
Oct 27, 2017
8,399
Let them do it if they're going to pay the whole cost. I loved TLJ but, fuck it, let's see what they have.
 

kevin1025

Member
Oct 25, 2017
4,773
I was just assuming that putting a metal object like the bombs in the presence of a large magnetic field like a rail gun would cause the bombs to become magnetized themselves. Either way though that doesn't matter since if you look at the area on the bomber where the bombs are dropped from they are just sitting there and then they fall out. There is no current going around them or anything like that, clearly they are not in some railgun or anything like that. I am honestly surprised so many people are trying to explain that scene. It was dumb just like the Kessel Run line, or the Tie Bombers dropping bombs in space. It almost seems like that since a group of nuts went so over the top in criticizing the movie initially that a different group goes way over the top trying to defend it.

You're cool with people being able to magically bring things from across rooms to their hands, but bombs falling in space is no good?
 
The prequels will always be remembered better

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Firefoxprime

Banned
Oct 30, 2017
520
"where's Rose gone ?"
"oh she went back to the forced diversity planet"

You know what really irked me about that character? The fact that I thought the filmmakers were pandering to the chinese cinema moviegoers just like Transformers 4 (i actually enjoyed some of that film).

You know, how for the last couple of years recent blockbuster films would insert pop music icons or product placement their films with popular chinese products because the growing movie market over has been tremendousely booming.

So while I enjoyed pretty much everything about TLJ, in the back of my mind I was pondering, "Is Rose a genuine character, or was Disney linking up with China like Paramount/Transformers?" I'm really mad I thought that. Dumbest part is she's not even chinese but her fam is from Vietnam.
 

Hassel

Attempted to circumvent ban with alt account
Banned
Oct 25, 2017
1,363
TLJ was underwhelming, but this is just stupid.
 

Robdraggoo

User requested ban
Banned
Oct 25, 2017
2,455
Someone needs to have a Good Will Hunting moment with these nerds but instead of "It's not your fault" it should be
" it's ok not to like star wars" so they can move on with their lives. Maybe find something else
 

kvetcha

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
7,835
I was just assuming that putting a metal object like the bombs in the presence of a large magnetic field like a rail gun would cause the bombs to become magnetized themselves. Either way though that doesn't matter since if you look at the area on the bomber where the bombs are dropped from they are just sitting there and then they fall out. There is no current going around them or anything like that, clearly they are not in some railgun or anything like that. I am honestly surprised so many people are trying to explain that scene. It was dumb just like the Kessel Run line, or the Tie Bombers dropping bombs in space. It almost seems like that since a group of nuts went so over the top in criticizing the movie initially that a different group goes way over the top trying to defend it.

It's really very simple: stuff falls down in the presence of artificial gravity, and in the absence of that gravity, will continue to move unless acted upon by an outside force.

The problem here is not the movie.
 
Oct 31, 2017
6,748
Every time I try to find a legitimate criticism for the movie that doesn't sound like a lunatic scribbling the wall with their own feces, I fail miserably.

Seriously, it's been nothing but unrestrained hyperbole in the form of "the movie took my childhood to the back of the barn and flogged the skin off my genitals" and similarly brow-raising comments.

The idiots drown out and provide cover for the real glaring issues the film has.

 

CaptNink

Member
Oct 27, 2017
3,120
B.C, Canada
Like re-make the movie shot for shot, or just re-edit the film?

Jesus Christ - how about putting that money and energy into something worthwhile?
 

lunarworks

Member
Oct 25, 2017
22,184
Toronto
This keeps going on and on. It's so pathetic.

Geeks need to realize Star Wars movies are not FOR geeks. They don't have to and shouldn't pander to geeks. That was the EU, and the EU was a mistake.
 

Razmos

Unshakeable One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 28, 2017
15,890
I hope Disney takes their script, wipes their ass with it and then donates all the money they raised to charity.

They don't even deserve to call themselves fans.
 

Hassel

Attempted to circumvent ban with alt account
Banned
Oct 25, 2017
1,363
ok I changed my mind, I would like a remake, but only if its Robot Chicken, Someone call Seth.
 

adj_noun

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
17,249
so we will have an inbox for story treatment submissions and actually hire people onto the writing team from what we receive!

FADE IN:

INT. JABBA'S PALACE, NIGHT

A charred and blackened creature crawls into what was once the throne room of the galaxy's most feared gangster. Formerly a symbol of unassailable power, the once opulent palace is now abandoned, trashed and covered with alien graffiti. Breathing heavily, the wounded thing throws itself onto Jabba's old seat and smiles.

SALACIOUS CRUMB
(Deep, booming voice)
Finally.​

Crumb's laughter echoes throughout the palace.
 

DopeToast

Member
Oct 27, 2017
1,290
I'm laughing to myself just trying to imagine what this would even look like. Like how desperate would Disney have to be, when TLJ made a billion dollars, to say "Hey, random Twitter idiot, please collect writers and filmmakers to remake a movie that is six months old that made a crazy profit for a franchise that's we paid 4 billion for." What is the realistic end goal for these people?
 

excelsiorlef

Bad Praxis
Member
Oct 25, 2017
73,330
I have some great ideas too!

Snoke is actually Darth Plagueis. He doesn't get killed of course but punishes Rey by cutting off her hand.
Luke goes after Rey, rescues her and kills Kylo in the process, using both his blue and green sabre. They escape the big ship after disabling the hyperdrive
Because the hyperdrive is disabled, Holdo, Leia, Rose and Finn escape to the planet Sojuwa.
Plagueis, needs new apprentices, and through ancient Sith magic revives Darth Revan and Darth Talon.
We find out there was a second Starkiller planet and they use it to blow up Sojuwa, killing Holdo, Leia, Rose and Finn.
The movie ends with a shimmer of hope, as Luke and Rey (with an artificial hand) creat the Grey Jedi Order.

No
 

jviggy43

Banned
Oct 28, 2017
18,184
If you watch a lot of movies and have a hard time imagining a fanfic film with fake pledge money being worse than The Last Jedi, a movie written by people still truly upset six months after release, I don't know what to tell you.
Who knows what they could come up, maybe theyre very creative.
Yes, you do. Because you don't actually believe this.
I mean yes I was being slightly hyperbolic here.
 

excelsiorlef

Bad Praxis
Member
Oct 25, 2017
73,330
No need to remake it.

Want a do-over that solves (nearly) everything, but going forward with ep IX?

Here's how:
Rapid montage (like flashes) of all the events of TLJ flowing backwards, and end on the frozen eye of Leia, floating in space.

She never flew back in. She died. What we saw from that point on was a mix of Force visions and hallucinations.
Now Leia being dead, Holdo actually tells the crew her plan (she still ends up ramming her ship in Snoke's dreadnought as a cover, but not using HS), Finn and Rose realizing their plan is stupid, Leia's last call to her brother with the Force to train Rei and help the resistance makes him decide to join in, the last stand on Crait they are actually helped by incoming ships including the Falcon, and Luke arrives on the planet with Rei to help evacuate, they make it out barely in time. Whether Luke dies in an epic fight vs Kylo or goes on being a mentor for Rei is up in the air, it can be good either way imo.

Done. Kinda wastes 20-30minutes to undo awful stuff from TLJ, but no need to remake the entire movie.

No