Ha, I once loaded up my Yaris Hatchback with lumber. It hung out the windows. The day laborers loved it.
“Elon Musk unhappy with Cybertruck’s poor quality, calls for Lego-like precision“ (Ars Technica)
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Ha, I once loaded up my Yaris Hatchback with lumber. It hung out the windows. The day laborers loved it.
Posts sounds like a gamer racist that plays porn games on their switch
This is so, so funny.
Bragging your expensive truck can carry weight that's probably equivalent to an adult man like... well yeah, I would hope so???
I've been to MLM companies during my younger days, that were obviously sketchy to me immediately, that looked more professional than this😂
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"It's so ugly it's cute," he said. "It's like a French bulldog."
Coping so hard.
There's probably a not-insubstantial crossover between Musk fans and people that would give money to Tommy Tallarico.
The fuck is this. Feels like god damn trolling. The damn shopping cart where he bought the dirt can hold just as much, lol.
I've had to defend my Lightning's capabilities. People still think it can't be a "real" pickup truck, but it does truck stuff just fine. That video does feel performative, though.
You know you're an obnoxiously rich asshole when you dump six figures on something you think is ugly "but in a charming way."
Tesla Forbids Cybertruck Owner To Resell His Truck After It Didn't Fit Inside Building
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This thread is pathetic. Part of his argument to Elon is that "I'm going to buy a Model 3!!!!!" Like, why are you even entertaining dealing with this shit company after this?!
Apparently cybertrucks want human blood today:
View: https://youtu.be/aD43FZNM25g
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View: https://youtu.be/aD43FZNM25g
Cybertruck Crashes Into Crowd After Failing To Do Reverse Donuts
The Cybertruck backed into a crowd of onlookers, but it seems like everyone is OK.
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Apparently cybertrucks want human blood today:
View: https://youtu.be/aD43FZNM25g
Cybertruck Crashes Into Crowd After Failing To Do Reverse Donuts
The Cybertruck backed into a crowd of onlookers, but it seems like everyone is OK.
"A savage, intelligent military vehicle made from the most evil parts of the most evil cars in all the world. The steering wheel from Hitler's staff car, the left turn signal from Charles Manson's VW, the windshield wipers from that car that played Knight Rider, and the body panels from a Cybertruck."
What the fuck. If you want to resell a car you bought since when do you need permission from the manufacturer. Even if this dumbass signed a document, how is that legally enforceable. Absolutely insane.
I believe you are also not allowed to sell some rare Ferrari models during the first year of ownership,
but such a rule is surely new to the market segment of the Cybertruck.
Apparently cybertrucks want human blood today:
View: https://youtu.be/aD43FZNM25g
Cybertruck Crashes Into Crowd After Failing To Do Reverse Donuts
The Cybertruck backed into a crowd of onlookers, but it seems like everyone is OK.
Gonna go out on a limb here and say this would have happened with any vehicle. The driver did it, not the truck.
Side note: Not checking the available parking space BEFORE buying a car speaks volumes about the buyer.
Apparently cybertrucks want human blood today:
View: https://youtu.be/aD43FZNM25g
Cybertruck Crashes Into Crowd After Failing To Do Reverse Donuts
The Cybertruck backed into a crowd of onlookers, but it seems like everyone is OK.
You say this like there's a time they don't want human blood.
A large amount of really expensive rare new cars are sold with a contract stipulation that you can't resell it for a certain amount of time. Some other car makers simply black list you from buying the next rare release if you sell before allowed.
Cybertruck's Razor Sharp Body Panels Sends New Owner To The ER With A Slashed Wrist
Delivered but wrist cut injury during delivery + ER visit
But this five day wait from getting the appointment to delivery is nearly as bad as the previous 1,600 days combined. 48 hours to go GAH UPDATE Picked it up today! Woo Hoo! sloppy, sloppy condition at delivery. ugh Windshield (inside) is disastrously dirty. There’s a smeary film over...
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Cybertruck's Razor Sharp Body Panels Sends New Owner To The ER With A Slashed Wrist
One Tesla owner's delivery experience ended with him in the hospital.
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It's bullshit but the car market is beyond fucked for rare or special edition cars, which the CT probably fits into right now since it just launched(the rarity part.) So they're trying to avoid car flipping, buying a CT for $100k and selling it for $150K+.
Seriously. My parents' house had a very narrow driveway and they knew this so every time they got a new car, they brought a tape measure to the dealership to measure the distance between mirrors.
Finally saw one of these in person the other day while I was driving and holy shit I transported back to my 8yr old self and swore I was playing Hard Drivin',just waiting for that fucking loop de loop part to pop up and me an the cyber truck in front of me fail to nail it correctly and crash and blow up.
Cybertruck Stuck On Ping Pong Mode In Flowing River
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Cybertruck Stuck On Ping Pong Mode In Flowing River | Carscoops
The series of bad decisions was all caught on camera
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Iirc it's not legally enforceable, but you'll be banned from buying Tesla stuff in the future. Officially it's in place to prevent price gauging on the aftermarket, in this case I'm sure because Elon knows exactly well what it'll do to his reputation.
The funny thing is, that it's not like Tesla ran really confirm whether a car has been sold. The owner could just claim that it's an in-law whom they have loaned the car for while or something. How could the company ever confirm the details? All you need is to shut up, and give them any kind of semi believable story as to why it's not been actually sold.
But I guess anyone buying one of these metal monstrosities isn't the kind of person who could mentally cope with not getting Papa Elmo's explicit approval on all their life choices.
Yeah, Cybertruck dumb, but I'm not going to lie. The Billabong shorts + cowboy boots with high socks combo were the real kicker for me here...
Ever been walking around your house at night with a flashlight and flash banged yourself when you passed by a mirror?
Now you can experience it on the road!
View: https://x.com/niccruzpatane/status/1795235567241732598?s=46&t=Fski5tAXGapEPufiBpUQQg
At least polished trailers are curved on the sides and the flat rear is much higher up, that flat tailgate is perfect height to blast back headlights.
Also those poor workers since apparently the company does not believe in PPE and that polishing compound mixed with oxides is fine in the lungs and eyes
View: https://twitter.com/niccruzpatane/status/1795240759475458404
Now you can experience it on the road!
View: https://x.com/niccruzpatane/status/1795235567241732598?s=46&t=Fski5tAXGapEPufiBpUQQg
At least polished trailers are curved on the sides and the flat rear is much higher up, that flat tailgate is perfect height to blast back headlights.
Also those poor workers since apparently the company does not believe in PPE and that polishing compound mixed with oxides is fine in the lungs and eyes
View: https://twitter.com/niccruzpatane/status/1795240759475458404
Besides everyone knows that French bull dogs make up their ugliness by having cute personalities.
The cyber truck has no personality.
No kidding. Let me make a $100K purchase THEN see if I can accommodate parking. The proper order of things.
Sure it does, it either tries to kill itself or the owners.
i imagine that at least this is illegal in the US, right? no way a car like that can actually be used on the road.
One thing I've learned thanks to Cybertruck is the utter lack of vehicle regulations we have in the US. Seems like many of the safety advances we've had over the decades have been market driven.
isn't this illegal? i don't think you can see this clearly and imagine at night with headlights shining on this mirror
In general it really seems that laws apparently don't apply to Teslas lol. In New Jersey it is illegal to not have a front license plate and yet most Teslas I've seen (and only Teslas) don't have them
eh, this law pretty much exists to pull people over that cops want to pull over. a telsa to cops just says "i probably have enough money to be doing legal things.. mostly"
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Cybertruck owner says he's stuck with a vehicle that's too big for his parking spot, and Tesla won't let him return or resell it
Oh boy, so it's apparently a small world and I'm friends with a guy who lives in the same building as the Cybertruck owner in my neighborhood. According to him the truck owner is a steroid-abusing trust fund baby and when he got the truck he had a party and invited his neighbors in the building to come see it 😆
It really attracts a type I guess. I didn't think to ask my friend what the actual reception was to the truck with the neighbors but considering this is Miami it may have been positive.
It really attracts a type I guess. I didn't think to ask my friend what the actual reception was to the truck with the neighbors but considering this is Miami it may have been positive.
Tbf that would be a problem with any modern pick-up truck because they are all made too damn big. Wish parking garages in my area would enforce maximum vehicle length or force oversize vehicles to pay for multiple parking spaces.
Those big car probabely won't fit in the robot parking like these
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Cybertruck owner says he's stuck with a vehicle that's too big for his parking spot, and Tesla won't let him return or resell it
Yeah this is just what any oversized pickup looks like when parked lmao.
I wonder what his real reason is.
Yeah, folks in my building with the huge trucks just get permission to use the handicap spots (as long as there aren't folks on the floor that have a legitimate need for them). I'm sure his building could find a big spot for him if he wanted one. May cost more but if he can afford a Cybertruck then what's the problem?