Wasn't this the thread topic that originally coined "Why can't you fuckers be normal?"
Stop judging, asswipe.The number of people that wipe standing up in that poll is disturbingly large
We really having this thread again?
Seems like at least a few times each year we get the same questions over and over again.
everybody poops
It's impossible to use a bidet without soaking your underwear if you don't wipe lolIt's water off a duck's back. Bidets don't leave your asshole and taint sopping wet lol.
Lol have you ever wiped your mouth while eating or you guys got mouth bidets tooI use a bidet because I don't like rubbing my arse with sandpaper like a freakin moron
seize the means of poop production
Yeah man, let's waste more water! Because the planet really needs more people using the minimum reserves of freshwater still available.
Wasn't this the thread topic that originally coined "Why can't you fuckers be normal?"
Regular bowel movement warrants poop talk
Yeah you gotta get right up there and siting down leaves you more, ahem, open to do so.
Better question is do you inspect the paper after you're done?