Even when tied, they can still fuck you up.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa7zJyXetds
Cold-cocked a grown man just with it's jaw.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa7zJyXetds
Cold-cocked a grown man just with it's jaw.
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At the risk of sounding stupid: I don't understand how a crocodile or alligator can be dangerous.
- Thread starter Lant_War
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How can a bullet kill me, it's so small. Look at those things, they're just like hefty beetles or something, I'll just shoo them away.
Just don't cry crocodile tears when one of those beauties takes a bite.
That sounds both terrifying and tragic.
"Hold on, let me fuck with it first before we put it into the truck."
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Well in the land it can't drown me. My big plan really hinged on them not being 20mph animals though.
I saw a cursed video of one trying to go for food but got his buddies leg. Ripped it off clean.
Keep in mind they also are extremely well armored. Those aren't just keratin scales like a snake, those are osteoderms, literally a bony exoskeleton.
not with water, but a chest cavity can really fill with blood fast
you forgot alligators and crocodiles in your list. i think thats the problem. they ARE usual ones.
I mean if you see a gator on land you'll be fine if you don't get close to it. They can run that fast but only in spurts. Anywhere around or near water though you'd be in serious trouble if it becomes interested in you.
How is your chest cavity supposed to fill with blood when all of your blood has already left via you leg stump?
I wonder why.
https://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-gator-attack-disney-world-20160822-snap-story.html
https://www.jacksonville.com/story/...bit-boys-head-during-disney-attack/987192007/
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZjRa-7E-0k
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR3GTFEyUVs
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovywgkU27-0
https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/26/us/alligator-kills-woman-florida-lawsuit/index.html
Can't believe it's been that long since the Disney incident. Y'know what? This shit's depressing and that's nature.
Yeah, I love some of those. 8% of Americans think they can take an elephant. Elephants weigh 6 tons. What do they think they're going to do barehanded that will phase an elephant. The Rock could hit an elephant as hard as he possibly could and he's not phasing it.
I said minimal guidance. You'll have experts surrounding you; they just won't interfere unless it's a true emergency. I don't want people to die, just to be reminded of their place. xDD
Give it a wide berth, you'd be aight.
But relying on losing a limb and hoping adrenaline will help you escape? Yeah, adrenaline can only do so much when you're losing all the blood that adrenaline needs to circulate your body for the super human feat you're hoping for.
I just have to say, while I assume that the OP was being at least someone facetious and just wanted to make a fun topic, the idea of someone thinking they could just shrug off being eaten by a crocodile is absolutely killing me. Which is kind of ironic, considering that is also what would happen if I was eaten by a crocodile
Okay let's put it this way.
If they bite your leg and don't let go, you are fucked and will die, probably in a place no one will ever find your remains.
If they bite you and take your leg off, you might survive if there is a hospital next door and an EMT team with everything they might possibly need, and a blood donor willing to give up a lot of blood, assuming the animal has simply run off with your leg and not stayed to kill you.
If they bite your leg and don't take it off, you still probably die from blood loss.
Poll shows which animals Americans think they could beat in a fight
Most Americans think they could easily defeat a goose in a fight, but the odds are much lower when facing an elephant or lion.
www.fox13now.com
These always amuse me. I wonder, if we polled this forum, how they would vote against these same animals.
RAT - 72%
HOUSE CAT - 69%
GOOSE - 71%
MEDIUM-SIZED DOG - 49%
EAGLE - 30%
LARGE DOG - 23%
CHIMPANZEE - 17%
KING COBRA - 15%
KANGAROO - 14%
WOLF - 12%
CROCODILE - 9%
GORILLA - 8%
ELEPHANT - 8%
LION - 8%
GRIZZLY BEAR - 6%
Maybe the OP is this bird
There was a video we saw in an Animal Life Drawing class that I've never been able to track down, but wish I could, of an alligator launching itself out of the water, a number of feet, in order to snatch a bird on a wire or a branch. It was that quick.
Lmao, not with the number of people I've seen run from an angry housecat
Growing up reading Peter Pan taught me they are not to be trifled with.
My mental image of a gator is at least 8 feet long or large enough to swallow me whole.
They're pretty stealthy and fast both on land and water and will target anything that comes near.
Huge powerful jaws that will probably crunch your bones in one bite then drag you down.
And of course their special move - Death Roll that makes sure your not leaving in one piece.
My mental image of a gator is at least 8 feet long or large enough to swallow me whole.
They're pretty stealthy and fast both on land and water and will target anything that comes near.
Huge powerful jaws that will probably crunch your bones in one bite then drag you down.
And of course their special move - Death Roll that makes sure your not leaving in one piece.
Ok, but why do 28% think they can't beat a rat?Poll shows which animals Americans think they could beat in a fight
Most Americans think they could easily defeat a goose in a fight, but the odds are much lower when facing an elephant or lion.
These always amuse me. I wonder, if we polled this forum, how they would vote against these same animals.
RAT - 72%
HOUSE CAT - 69%
GOOSE - 71%
MEDIUM-SIZED DOG - 49%
EAGLE - 30%
LARGE DOG - 23%
CHIMPANZEE - 17%
KING COBRA - 15%
KANGAROO - 14%
WOLF - 12%
CROCODILE - 9%
GORILLA - 8%
ELEPHANT - 8%
LION - 8%
GRIZZLY BEAR - 6%
Fortunately we've developed powerful anti-alligator tools:
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGcrTjA6WAU
This is the thread I needed tonight, so thank you for that.
Today, OP has learned about blood loss and what results from it.
Today, OP has learned about blood loss and what results from it.
i think there was a thread about this a few months back, but obviously the votes were skewed by people trying to be funny (i did too, but i actually succeeded in being funny)Poll shows which animals Americans think they could beat in a fight
Most Americans think they could easily defeat a goose in a fight, but the odds are much lower when facing an elephant or lion.
These always amuse me. I wonder, if we polled this forum, how they would vote against these same animals.
RAT - 72%
HOUSE CAT - 69%
GOOSE - 71%
MEDIUM-SIZED DOG - 49%
EAGLE - 30%
LARGE DOG - 23%
CHIMPANZEE - 17%
KING COBRA - 15%
KANGAROO - 14%
WOLF - 12%
CROCODILE - 9%
GORILLA - 8%
ELEPHANT - 8%
LION - 8%
GRIZZLY BEAR - 6%
Hippos are fat and I jog around the block every other
We done polled. People here think they can chuck norris their way through a cheetah.Poll shows which animals Americans think they could beat in a fight
Most Americans think they could easily defeat a goose in a fight, but the odds are much lower when facing an elephant or lion.
These always amuse me. I wonder, if we polled this forum, how they would vote against these same animals.
RAT - 72%
HOUSE CAT - 69%
GOOSE - 71%
MEDIUM-SIZED DOG - 49%
EAGLE - 30%
LARGE DOG - 23%
CHIMPANZEE - 17%
KING COBRA - 15%
KANGAROO - 14%
WOLF - 12%
CROCODILE - 9%
GORILLA - 8%
ELEPHANT - 8%
LION - 8%
GRIZZLY BEAR - 6%
Would you rather fight a cheetah, a wolf, or a chimpanzee?
Fight's in a steel cage and lasts for two minutes. You can either try to just protect yourself(ya neck!) or try to fight back. No weapons. All three of the animals weighs in at 60kg/132lbs. Pick your opponent!
www.resetera.com
What's the biggest animal that you could beat in a fight?
Predators only. No tools. Edit: A prime specimen. Not a animal of that kind, ANY animal of that kind. I could beat a cheetah. They weigh less than me and are skinny as fuck. Even if it was biting me i would break all their rips with punches. Also you cant convince me otherwise.
www.resetera.com
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I respect hippos after this video
View: https://youtube.com/shorts/fTtTlbTBofQ
Its mouth was almost wide enough to chew off his whole torso and I've seen them chomp watermelons like nothing.
I mean, look up successful crocodile attacks on Youtube. Oh wait, you can't, because severe gore and death is most likely against the policy.
Life is not a turn based RPG. You don't take 5 HP damage and then you can click Flee.
Crocodile uses YOU FUCKING DIE. It's super effective!
Life is not a turn based RPG. You don't take 5 HP damage and then you can click Flee.
Crocodile uses YOU FUCKING DIE. It's super effective!
We done polled. People here think they can chuck norris their way through a cheetah.
Would you rather fight a cheetah, a wolf, or a chimpanzee?
Fight's in a steel cage and lasts for two minutes. You can either try to just protect yourself(ya neck!) or try to fight back. No weapons. All three of the animals weighs in at 60kg/132lbs. Pick your opponent!
What's the biggest animal that you could beat in a fight?
Predators only. No tools. Edit: A prime specimen. Not a animal of that kind, ANY animal of that kind. I could beat a cheetah. They weigh less than me and are skinny as fuck. Even if it was biting me i would break all their rips with punches. Also you cant convince me otherwise.
Cheetahs aren't especially good at anything but running. They don't even have claws. They're the one big cat an adult human has a chance against.
