Best joke in Curb your Enthusiasm?

[PeakPointMatrix]

I feel like "get in that ass" is probably the top:



but occasionally I'm split between these two:

"It was the one-armed man!", just... Larry's face at the end, lmao.




"Luxury Suite"


I wish I could find the clip of Richard Lewis waiting for Larry at the restaurant, while Larry's sitting on a flight to NY after "confirming". Perfect ending that's pretty up there for me.

What's your contender?

 

[The Driver]

The end scene where a mob corners Larry in the bathroom cuz they think he's a pedo

 

[Deleted member 1248]

When the annoying blind man belligerently asked, "Are you questioning my sense of space, Larry?"

 

[Laserbeam]

Devoted Sister, Beloved Cunt is up there.


This whole scene is also great, but Lewis's Mormon beautician line in particular makes me hysterical. Every time.

 

[Kraid]

When Suzie is saved by the sponge cakes.

 

[Dark_Castle]

Way too many. My favorite one is probably the big vagina.

 

[Grimm Fandango]

"Get in that ass" is probably my favorite too.

I also love the bit where Larry is asking the server how much Jason Alexander tipped.

Oh yeah, also when Larry tells Sammy to shut the fuck up when she is singing.

 

[1000 Needles]

"Fuck me like Israel fucks my people"

 

[Username1198]

LD
HOLE

 

[Theandrin]

Devoted Sister, Beloved Cunt is up there.

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This was my first thought. Even after all of the seasons this is without a doubt what I laughed at most.

 

[Aia]

"You're a lovely girl, Betty but you're not a bride".

 

[Memento Mori]

Though the funniest moment is probably Larry's faint after hearing Loretta's diagnosis.

 

[CloseTalker]

Fuck Hugh was an incredible comeback, I still reference it all the time lol.



TBF it's only funny if you know the context of why Larry is saying it like that

 

[valuv]

GET A LIFE JEWS

 

[indistinctchatter]

Too many!

The shit bow. Especially the scene where Larry accosts some random Japanese tourists in the park and asks them about it.

Or when Larry steals the flowers from Funkhouser's dead mom's road side memorial and regifts them. He gives them to the person he yelled at earlier for sampling too many flavors at the ice cream shop. This person is also the principal of a preschool that Larry has been trying to get someone into... How do you even come up with this shit?

There are some really simple ones too, like when Larry tries to order something at Starbucks: "Just give me one of those vanilla bullshit things."

 

[shotopunx]

Beloved cunt, Funkhauser's joke, and while it might not count as its more of gag, but when Larry finds out Loretta has cancer.

 

[Aurc]

They edited out the bit with Larry saying that the skinhead calls him a "fuckin' faggot"? Huh. I get why, but I mean, it was a skinhead saying it.

 

[iareharSon]

I fucking died during the tap water episode.

"Do you like my water?"

"I can't stand your water! I can't. I don't even know what to say! It's like I took a straw and put it in a frog's ass!"

 

[Lulu]

Dp

 

[Deleted member 13496]

Larry yelling SHUT THE FUCK UP to the little girl singing in the morning is my favourite scene in the show. It's perfect.

 

[Griselbrand]

I came in here to share Leon's method for properly getting in someone's ass and I'm real glad it's the first post.

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

Omg

I forgot about "Rash on her p*ssy"



Jerry's reaction kills me everytime.

 

[Lulu]

Larry playing a Mob boss in a Scorsese flick.

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Just kills me

 

[belinho3]

A woman was afraid of the size of her opening....

RIP Super Dave

 

[DJwest]

The end scene where a mob corners Larry in the bathroom cuz they think he's a pedo

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I was in tears the first time I watched this episode. It was too much lol

 

[Kino]

The bit with the black pharmacist and the doctors note is incredible.

 

[Psamtik]

Larry explaining that he remembers that Judy has brown eyes because they made him think of Crosby, Stills & Nash's "Suite: Judy Blue Eyes".

 

[Deleted member 8860]

Love Phil LaMarr.

 

[Petruccis Biceps]

Larry yelling SHUT THE FUCK UP to the little girl singing in the morning is my favourite scene in the show. It's perfect.

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This is my favorite as well. That was Sammy singing hahaha.

 

[Replicant]

Accidental text on purpose was pretty good.

 

[DeathPeak]

Larry trying to explain how a tampon works, almost any moment with Michael J. Fox, and Larry yelling at the little girl to shut the fuck up.

 

[JMY86]

I am literally in tears laughing so hard at these scenes even though I have seen them all several times. This show is filled with so many hilarious moments it is hard name a favorite. I just finished my Deadwood rewatch and I think I may rewatch Curb Your Enthusiasm next...

 

[Orbulon]

My Freakin' Back is Killin' Me and It's Making It Hard to Kvell.

 

[Jebral]

That's gonna be the whole Wendy Wheelchair / Denise Handicap / Rosie O'Donnell debacle for me.

 

[VeryHighlander]

I particularly liked the Ayatollah's assassin being protected by Larry David when he tries to skip the buffet line for seconds. That whole episode was hilarious, and the ayatollah plotline was so fucking funny and came to a great end in the finale

 

[VeryHighlander]

Social Assasin

 

[Eros]

"You like eatin pussy?"

 

[BLEEN]

Oh yeah, also when Larry tells Sammy to shut the fuck up when she is singing.

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lmfao classic

 

[The Albatross]

This is up there for me...



Pussy Rash one.

First time I saw this episode I seriously fucking died.

 

[Yung Coconut]

Anything from the Krazee Eyez Killah episode. I really liked the pickle jar thing from the most recent season also and anything Marty Funkhouser is great.

I need to do a complete watch through again though. It's been so long!

 

[Jag]

Get in that ass by far. Leon is the GOAT.

 

[Cels]

this may not be the best joke but i loved it all the same

 

[GameShowPresident]

When Larry invites a Holocaust survivor thinking another one will be there, except the other one was a Survivor contestant.

For some reason I like it when things backfire for Larry even when he's being generous.

 

[Cels]

When Larry invites a Holocaust survivor thinking another one will be there, except the other one was a Survivor contestant.

For some reason I like it when things backfire for Larry even when he's being generous.

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anything involving the Black family (capital B) is basically this

 

[Kernel]

Larry gets into a car accident right when he's leaving a voicemail to David Schwimmer's dad.

I lost it at the very last scene.



Larry thinks they're serving dog meat at a party.



Larry accidentally stops a Baptism.

 

[TheCthultist]

I was in tears the first time I watched this episode. It was too much lol

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I was going to post something, but it's officially been overshadowed. Damn, that's a tough one to beat.

 

[ClivePwned]

hard to pick one but i'll go with this

 

[Deleted member 2533]

Larry pretending to be Orthodox by faking Yiddish.

Anything with Michael J. Fox

The ep where he doesn't want people bothering him, he almost destorys Shaq's career, and inadvertently becomes persona-non-grata much to his delight.

Leon mugging a random dude for a jersey Larry mistakenly thought was his.

Larry "looking" into peoples eyes to see if they're lying. "Okay... okay..."

The entire "incest survivor" episode.

 

[crimzonflame]

When Larry thought they were eating dog at a wedding.

 

[Ramala]

Suzie is on the car vibrator seat the look on Larry's face I don't believe could be done by anyone else.