Best joke in Curb your Enthusiasm?

[Galkinator]

The episode where he has this heart monitor and shows it to avoid getting his ass kicked is absolutely legendary

 

[RedMercury]

Devoted Sister, Beloved... you know

Elvid

Teriyaki Chicken Boy

 

[gforguava]

This was the moment that made me fall in love with the show all those years ago and it has permanently affixed itself to my very being:

 

[opticalmace]

Omg

I forgot about "Rash on her p*ssy"



Jerry's reaction kills me everytime.

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omfg. jerry's reaction and the doctor's..... wow.

 

[Grimm Fandango]

I still quote "what are you fucking nuts?"


2:38

Really the whole episode is a classic with Larry faking Yiddish and of course the unusually large vagina.

 

[Acorn]

Omg

I forgot about "Rash on her p*ssy"



Jerry's reaction kills me everytime.

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The doctors face is perfection.

 

[Minataur]

The entire "survivor" bit is pitch-black comedy at its most uncomfortable.



"Did you see OUR show? It was called THE HOLOCAUST!"

 

[Happy Puppy]

Larry hires a prostitute to use the carpool lane, so he can save time and watch the baseball game live. hilarity ensues.



"I will pull a tittie out"
She is soo funny.

 

[Guzim]

Teriyaki Chicken Boy

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"Chicken."
"Chicken."

 

[Deleted member 8901]

https://youtu.be/1liVw-fRkTM

 

[Y2Kev]

BINNNNGOOOO

BINNGO

BINNNGGGOOOO

 

[gaugebozo]

My actual favorite is beloved cunt, but since it's been said so much, I love anything he does in the fatwa wig:

 

[Humidex]

Palestinian Chicken. All of it.

 

[dead souls]

God, what a great show. Easily my favorite comedy of all time.

 

[rb1121]

The Larry David Sandwich

Whitefish
Sable
Cream cheese
Onions
Capers

 

[MrRob]

Way too many. My favorite one is probably the big vagina.

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It's always the hand motion of 'big vagina' that get me.

 

[Rei no Otaku]

"Get me the head!"

 

[stn]

The staredown moments where he checks to see if someone is lying. But really, the whole show.

 

[hendersonhank]

Jeez 68 posts and no one has posted this???

 

[darz1]

Get in that ass (Larry and Leon are my favorite comedy duo, they have unbelievable on screen chemistry)

Larry screaming "Shut the fuck up" ar Sally

Long balls Larry

Larry having a pubic hair stuck in his throat

Larry thinking he was adopted and no longer Jewish. That sequence killed me

 

[darz1]

Larry hires a prostitute to use the carpool lane, so he can save time and watch the baseball game live. hilarity ensues.



"I will pull a tittie out"
She is soo funny.

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Is that the ep where he smokes weed and starts tripping out and curses at himself in the mirror, lmao

 

[Camstun187]

"You're part of the problem, Senator"

 

[ForgeForsaken]

I love the Tourettes bit

 

[zeitgeist]

For me it was the Freeze Frame after he sees the news that Richard Lewis' cousin was shot. Just the way it catches him mid-jump for joy killed me.

 

[Shadybiz]

Jeez 68 posts and no one has posted this???

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Lol, you beat me to it!