BREXIT MAFIA PHASE 2 | Border-Line Insanity!

cabot · Nov 14, 2018

Everyone in the thread gets a mention today since I started late.

Grizzly
Fantomas
Kalor
turmoil7
Sophia
Stuart444
absolutbro
empressdonna
nin
EzekelRAGE
Gorlak
Alexem
melonrabbit
Extreme Tactician
Giant Panda
gir
CoolestSpot
B-Dubs
DCPat
Z-Beat
Faddy

BREAKING NEWS: CABINET MEETING OVERSTRETCHES BY 30+ MINUTES.

THE PRIME MINISTER HAS EXITED DOWNING STREET.

DAY 1 BEGINS

Vote Tool:
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Majority is 11

DAY 1 ENDS:

cabot · Nov 16, 2018

The cabinet meeting continues....

Settle down as we give you live updates with a packet of crisps and a delicious scone.

Extreme Tactician has been eliminated!

United We Stand.

Stop talking us down.

Brexit Britain is a Global Britain.

Except you. You're not welcome. Or you. Yes, even you.

Welcome to Brexit Phase 2 Mafia!

You are David Davis.

A cheeky schoolboy that is somehow also quite old aged, you've been tasked with heading up the Brexit department. You were almost as batty as the extremists in the beginning, but reality seems to have kicked in and you sort of get the tremendous repercussions Brexit will bring.

Keep Calm And Carry On!

You are aligned with SCUM.

You are a Goon. Every Night, you can target a player and kill them.

The team kill command is KILL: <playername>.

The game thread is: HERE

The SCUM thread is redacted.

You win when your team hold 50% of the vote at the start of a Day.

When you have read this Role PM, please reply to it to confirm acknowledgement.

DAY 2 BEGINS:

Night Actions will be locked 3 hours before deadline.

cabot · Nov 18, 2018

BREAKING NEWS: NICOLA STURGEON GONE MISSING

SNP Leader and First Minister of Scotland has disappeared.

Last seen lambasting our glorious English overlords from comfort of Scottish Parliament.

No deed goes unpunished.

Fantomas has been eliminated!

United We Stand.

Stop talking us down.

Brexit Britain is a Global Britain.

Except you. You're not welcome. Or you. Yes, even you.

Welcome to Brexit Phase 2 Mafia!

You are Nicola Sturgeon.

You're the leader of the SNP. You hoped the nation would see reason and not vote to cut their nose off to spite their face. Instead, here we are. Your new challenge is to forward the independence cause whilst not appearing too opportunistic, maybe getting a Soft Brexit in the process.

You are aligned with TOWN.

You are an Ordinary Town. You have no powers other than voting.

The game thread is: HERE

If you have any questions, please feel free to PM cabot.

You win when you eliminate all threats to Town

When you have read this Role PM, please reply to it to confirm acknowledgement.

19 players remain.

DAY 2 BEGINS

Vote Tool:
https://vote.fireblend.com/brexit-mafia-phase-2-border-line-insanity.80762/

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Majority is 10

DAY 2 ENDS:

cabot · Nov 20, 2018

BREAKING NEWS: A Scream can be heard from the Cabinet meeting...

"NOTHING HAS CHANGED. NOTHING HAS CHANGED!!!!!!!!!!"

"I AM THERESA MAY, I AM THE COMING OF BREXIT!"

Murmers of Theresa May aggressively pointing at another politician...

"YOU ARE AN ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE. PLEASE LEAVE."

"No. It's your turn to leave, Tezza."

In a flurry of 48 strongly worded letters, Theresa May exits the building.

Kalor has been eliminated!

United We Stand.

Stop talking us down.

Brexit Britain is a Global Britain.

Except you. You're not welcome. Or you. Yes, even you.

Welcome to Brexit Phase 2 Mafia!

You are Theresa May.

You're still here. Nobody knows why. You've defied critics, naysayers, anyone with common sense really. You're inept, boring, not very sympathetic and old.

You're still here though. Well done.

You are aligned with TOWN.

You are a Backfire Override. Once in the game, you can overturn the day's vote for a target of your choice with the command STRONG AND STABLE: <playername>. If your target is TOWN-aligned, then you will die instead. If the target is NOT TOWN-aligned then your target will die.

The game thread is: HERE

If you have any questions, please feel free to PM cabot.

You win when you eliminate all threats to Town

When you have read this Role PM, please reply to it to confirm acknowledgement.

DAY 2 ENDS

DAY 3 BEGINS:

cabot · Nov 21, 2018

BREAKING NEWS: DUP Leader found on boat in Irish Sea

Arlene Foster was found, impaled on her own sword.

She fought valiantly against a woman's right to choose and equality amongst society.

She leaves behind a non-functioning devolved government in Northern Ireland

Grizzly has been eliminated!

United We Stand.

Stop talking us down.

Brexit Britain is a Global Britain.

Except you. You're not welcome. Or you. Yes, even you.

Welcome to Brexit Phase 2 Mafia!

You are Arlene Foster.

Finally, the dismal election results have been able to put the DUP on the map. A party so competent that they've been unable to govern their own country for over a year, now is the time to show the people outside of Northern Ireland how serious you truly are. Give 'em hell.

You are aligned with no-one.

You are a 2-shot Mentor. During a Night Phase, you can target a player. If their fluff Role Name matches one of your targets, they will become your understudy. If the target is successfully recruited, they will share your alignment and a chat will be created between you both.

If you are killed, both you and your understudy will die.

You can only have one understudy at a time.

If all your targets are dead, you will gain a 1-shot passive Bulletproof ability. You will not gain this ability if you miss both recruitment shots.

Your targets are: REDACTED

The game thread is: HERE

Your understudy chat will be here: HERE

You win if you survive until the end of the game.

When you have read this Role PM, please reply to it to confirm acknowledgement.

17 players remain.

DAY 3 BEGINS

Vote Tool:
https://vote.fireblend.com/brexit-mafia-phase-2-border-line-insanity.80762/

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Majority is 9

DAY 3 ENDS:

cabot · Nov 23, 2018

A fumbling noise from the bushes and a lanky body rolls out.

"Who's this Where's Wally wanker?"

"Pardon me. The Handegg is on."

He twoddles off like nothing ever mattered.

Faddy has been eliminated!

United We Stand.

Stop talking us down.

Brexit Britain is a Global Britain.

Except you. You're not welcome. Or you. Yes, even you.

Welcome to Brexit Phase 2 Mafia!

You are Jacob Rees-Mogg.

You arrived on the planet naked, fist in the ground with lightning sparking all around you, just as the Terminator movies did it. No one understands why a bigoted Victorian era male man exists in 2018 and has significant power within the ruling governmental party, but here we all are.

Hail the dinosaur!

You are aligned with SCUM.

You are a 1-shot Ninja. Once per game, you can target a player. If successful, you will kill this player and leave no trace. The command is NINJA: <playername>

The team kill command is KILL: <playername>.

The game thread is: HERE

The SCUM thread is being destroyed by the European Research Group

You win when your team hold 50% of the vote at the start of a Day.

When you have read this Role PM, please reply to it to confirm acknowledgement.

DAY 4 BEGINS:

cabot · Nov 25, 2018

The world waits as Britain plots a deal.....

No one was eliminated

16 players remain.

DAY 4 BEGINS

Vote Tool:
https://vote.fireblend.com/brexit-mafia-phase-2-border-line-insanity.80762/

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Majority is 9

DAY 4 ENDS:

cabot · Nov 27, 2018

Kate Hoey has Lexited the building...

she was truly the worst.

Lone_Prodigy has been eliminated!

United We Stand.

Stop talking us down.

Brexit Britain is a Global Britain.

Except you. You're not welcome. Or you. Yes, even you.

Welcome to Brexit Phase 2 Mafia!

You are Kate Hoey.

No one really knows why you're affiliated with Labour, you're no better than a mad UKIPer.

Oh! It's because if you were a UKIPer, you'd never be voted in. Of course!

You are aligned with SCUM.

You are a Roleblocker. Every Night, you can target a player. The player will be unable to use an ability for this Night phase. The command is ROLEBLOCK: <playername>

The team kill command is KILL: <playername>.

The game thread is: HERE

The SCUM thread is in Gibraltar.

You win when your team hold 50% of the vote at the start of a Day.

When you have read this Role PM, please reply to it to confirm acknowledgement.

DAY 5 BEGINS:

cabot · Nov 28, 2018

Peter Bone's wife has been in contact with the Commons.

She's very upset he never came home for dinner last night.

She made a roast for Queen Elizabeth's sake

Stuart444 has been eliminated!

United We Stand.

Stop talking us down.

Brexit Britain is a Global Britain.

Except you. You're not welcome. Or you. Yes, even you.

Welcome to Brexit Phase 2 Mafia!

You are Peter Bone.

You're the Tory definition of 'Old man yells at parliament'. You're one of the old guard who voted leave and seemed to genuinely believe it would make the country and it's parliament better.

Admirable, but foolish.

You are aligned with TOWN.

You are an Ordinary Town. You have no powers other than voting.

The game thread is: HERE

If you have any questions, please feel free to PM cabot.

You win when you eliminate all threats to Town

When you have read this Role PM, please reply to it to confirm acknowledgement.

14 players remain.

DAY 5 BEGINS

Day 5 Ends:

The Bear · Nov 30, 2018

The people of Portsmound were very confused.

Where has their MP, Penny Mordaunt gone?

The Cabinet is investigating. Apparently a bear was seen chasing her the last time she was seen.

turmoil7 has been eliminated!

United We Stand.

Stop talking us down.

Brexit Britain is a Global Britain.

Except you. You're not welcome. Or you. Yes, even you.

Welcome to Brexit Phase 2 Mafia!

You are Penny Morduant.

You supported leave, you were in a celebrity diving competition.

*looks at blank sheet*

Guess that's it, then. Another unforgettable Tory minister.

You are aligned with TOWN.

You are Vengeful. During the Day, you can choose a target, this target will be killed along with you in the event of your lynch.. You can choose a target at any point during the day phase, and your most recent choice will be killed. Your target choice will be reset if a new Day phase begins and you haven't been lynched.

The game thread is: HERE

If you have any questions, please feel free to PM cabot.

You win when you eliminate all threats to Town

When you have read this Role PM, please reply to it to confirm acknowledgement.

Apparently Penny Mordaunt, while being chased by a bear, was chasing Ruth Davidson.

Maybe they were going to have a tea time? Who knows.

Ruth Davidson doesn't even like tea! She is a scott, she likes whisky!

The Chuggernaut has been eliminated!

United We Stand.

Stop talking us down.

Brexit Britain is a Global Britain.

Except you. You're not welcome. Or you. Yes, even you.

Welcome to Brexit Phase 2 Mafia!

You are Ruth Davidson.

You are a woman who gets shouty when independence comes up. You used this to your advantage in the 2017 election and won some more seats up in Scotland. You're pretty forgettable otherwise.

You are aligned with TOWN.

You are a Sleepwalker. Every Night, you will visit a random player.

The game thread is: HERE

If you have any questions, please feel free to PM cabot.

You win when you eliminate all threats to Town

When you have read this Role PM, please reply to it to confirm acknowledgement.

Night 5 Begins

cabot · Dec 3, 2018

His body swayed in the wind,

dangling from the noose.

On a Conservative branded bib, scrawled in baby's handwriting...

"I had enough of experts."

Giant Panda has been eliminated!

United We Stand.

Stop talking us down.

Brexit Britain is a Global Britain.

Except you. You're not welcome. Or you. Yes, even you.

Welcome to Brexit Phase 2 Mafia!

You are Michael Gove.

'Nuff said.

You are aligned with TOWN.

You are an Ordinary Town. You have no powers other than voting.

The game thread is: HERE

If you have any questions, please feel free to PM cabot.

You win when you eliminate all threats to Town

When you have read this Role PM, please reply to it to confirm acknowledgement.

11 players remain.

DAY 6 BEGINS

Day 6 Ends:

cabot · Dec 5, 2018

A shouty man was pointing aggressively at the Conservative ministers.

"NORTHERN IRELAND MUST BE TREATED THE SAME. THE SAME AS YOU LOT YOU BLOODY CRETINS"

The Conservatives laughed and continued their Canada+ jigsaw puzzle.

The shouty man's head vein popped, and so he dropped.

nin has been eliminated

United We Stand.

Stop talking us down.

Brexit Britain is a Global Britain.

Except you. You're not welcome. Or you. Yes, even you.

Welcome to Brexit Phase 2 Mafia!

You are Ian Paisley Jr.

You're a member of DUP. Hobbies include: Arse backwards views on society, crazy fundamentalist garbage beliefs, jumping on the opposite viewpoint of Sinn Fein on every issue, a raging hard on for the GREAT BRITISH UNION despite how much damage this could cause and just generally propping up a shamble union government, while failing to run your own country's one.

You are aligned with TOWN.

You are an Ordinary Town. You have no powers other than voting.

The game thread is: HERE

If you have any questions, please feel free to PM cabot.

You win when you eliminate all threats to Town

When you have read this Role PM, please reply to it to confirm acknowledgement.

Day 7 Begins:

cabot · Dec 6, 2018

The cabinet meeting was very heated.

Ministers could be heard throwing carrots.

Unfortunately, carrots don't make deadly weapons.

No one was eliminated

10 players remain.

DAY 7 BEGINS

Vote Tool:
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Majority is 6

DAY 7 ENDS:

BREXIT MAFIA PHASE 2 | Border-Line Insanity!

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