For some fucking reason I had a crazy ass dream where I was a testing subject for a SCP that takes form of the person most erotic desire. Is there even a SCP like that?
There's that sex slug.
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For some fucking reason I had a crazy ass dream where I was a testing subject for a SCP that takes form of the person most erotic desire. Is there even a SCP like that?
For some fucking reason I had a crazy ass dream where I was a testing subject for a SCP that takes form of the person most erotic desire. Is there even a SCP like that?
I'm very LTTP with SCP stuff and, predictably, getting into it because of Control.
Is my best bet just reading them on the website? Is there a decent eBook collection or anything? I tried to listen to a few podcasts that read them but they were fairly bad.
You can also check them out through video series, such as the Exploring Series.I'm very LTTP with SCP stuff and, predictably, getting into it because of Control.
Is my best bet just reading them on the website? Is there a decent eBook collection or anything? I tried to listen to a few podcasts that read them but they were fairly bad.
I knew next to nothing about that game when it arrived in my mailbox from Gamefly. Within the first few minutes I was like 'is this SCP: The Game?'I'm very LTTP with SCP stuff and, predictably, getting into it because of Control.
Is my best bet just reading them on the website? Is there a decent eBook collection or anything? I tried to listen to a few podcasts that read them but they were fairly bad.
allow me to shill my favorite seriesI'm very LTTP with SCP stuff and, predictably, getting into it because of Control.
Is my best bet just reading them on the website? Is there a decent eBook collection or anything? I tried to listen to a few podcasts that read them but they were fairly bad.
You can also check them out through video series, such as the Exploring Series.
I actually discovered SCP yesterday randomly and have been hooked. The one that stood out the most in my limited reading was SCP-049, the "Plague Doctor" entity that believed it was singularly suited to rid humanity of a nebulous "pestilence" which it can't be bothered to fully explain. Excellent, creepy read, that story.
So I finally started reading about this universe and familiarizing myself via a little bit of the wiki and YouTube (mostly Exploring series) and I gotta say I am slightly amused by how many world-ending threats there are in this setting.
Someone should troll 682 and tell it how it should "get in line".
Between this universe and Warhammer 40k, I'm not sure which one of them is more doomed.
So, SCP-2399.
Have you ever sat and wondered, maybe after you hear about a car accident on a street you were just on, or a bombing in a city you were visiting, just how lucky you are to be alive? Just how many things have to go right for you to continue to exist? A few seconds too late, a few seconds too early, and somebody reaches for something they dropped and a busload of people run into another busload of people. Sometimes this kind of thing does happen, as we've seen, far too often. But that's what we're here for. To protect those who can't protect themselves from things that they wouldn't even know to protect themselves from.
We can't do it all, though. As many things as we've been able to contain, as many things as we've been able to keep under lock that would threaten to destroy us all, still far too many remain that we can't do anything about. Whether they're too big, or too fast, or too powerful, any of these things could blink and wipe humanity from existence. The fact that they haven't done so yet is just luck. SCP-2399, however, is different.
We have little information regarding SCP-2399's motives, origins, and full capabilities. We do not understand how it is capable of communicating over such large distances, or why those who constructed it (if it was, in fact, constructed) sent it to us in the first place. We do not know what would happen if SCP-2399 is able to fully repair itself, or if part of our array would break down and a message would get through. We do not know this, so we must assume the worst. Judging by what we've seen, were SCP-2399 to have reached Earth, it would have led to our timely destruction.
But sometimes humanity gets a little help. Sometimes something steps in the way of the apocalypse. For us, and for SCP-2399, it was Jupiter. As SCP-2399 began to slow on its approach to Earth, Cassini saw what we've been able to ascertain; that SCP-2399 struck Io, was damaged, and was unable to escape the gravitational pull of Jupiter. Its weapons activated as they were intended, but it was Jupiter that experienced doomsday, not us.
Eventually, though, it's likely that SCP-2399 will resume full functionality, and will likely be able to pull away from Jupiter and proceed to its target. As of now, we can keep hurling bombs and EMPs at it all we want, but we've got no indication that any of it will so much as scratch the thing, on the contrary, experience dictates it would do nothing at all. If this were to happen now, we would undoubtedly be destroyed.
Jupiter has given us time. For now, SCP-2399 will remain there, reassembling itself, while we devise some way to stop it. Like it or not, we are in an arms race with this thing. Our best guesses give us something like 25 years until it is able to hear past our dampening array. Until then, we must seize the opportunity that has been laid before us. We must use the time we have been given, and not let it be wasted.
So we devised Protocol LEGIONNAIRE. One gigantic EMP, powered by god-knows-what, followed by a volley of nukes big enough to wipe out our civilization a thousand times over. A blunt plan, and simple, and likely futile. Our researchers, and researchers around the globe, have yet to devise even a way to deliver that kind of pulse, let alone a way to power it. There is no indication whatsoever that we will be able to complete LEGIONNAIRE on time, or if it will do what is intended once it is completed. But we must try. We must do something. Even if we have to drain our banks and empty our mines, we must try.
Not often do we get a chance to see the swerving bus that will end our lives, and step out of the way. Jupiter, unknowingly, has offered us that chance. I suggest we take it.
There are quite a few SCPs where it's like, wait, how did it not destroy the world long before the Foundation existed?
But it's fun so I don't worry about it.
I like to think that it's all just a timey-wimey squirmy mess of a mutiverse and every apocalypse happened in some branch. If some things seems literally incompatible, they probably don't exist together.There are quite a few SCPs where it's like, wait, how did it not destroy the world long before the Foundation existed?
But it's fun so I don't worry about it.
Anyone recall a story with some mysterious thing constantly building upwards?
I love antimemetics so much. I want everyone to read it, I want movies made about it. Give me a TV series too.
Nah it was something building up with rooms along the way it think. The person climbing could hear building.
My favorites used to be the epic, class ZK Apollyon entries or the ones that hint at bigger things, like the ones related to the Sarkics, but my new favorite is 4999. It's so stripped down and humanly melancholy.
Thanks! Maybe once I get a rough draft typed up I'll share for opinions.No, but if you want we can help you sort one out if you need help.
I love antimemetics so much. I want everyone to read it, I want movies made about it. Give me a TV series too.
The show came out months ago though. Could've sworn we had a thread about itI love antimemetics so much. I want everyone to read it, I want movies made about it. Give me a TV series too.