He had the same tone, pace, and delivery for that near miss as he would talking about a substitution
"So who would you like England to face next?"
*deep sigh* "I dunno. Russia. I guess. Whatever. I want to go to the pub. Tired of this shit. Don't even like the sport. Got in deep with the mob, needed the cash, thought I could be a commentator. Don't even like you to be fair. Considered garrotting you in your sleep last night but forgot about it. Anyway. Another goal, look."