Girlfriend fucked up taco night, unsure how to proceed

AztecComplex · Feb 9, 2019

FernandoRocker said:
Taco shell? Taco kit?

You and your girlfriend should read the thread below.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/taco-era-ot-post-real-pictures.40259/

Tacos I had:

Some onions:

Spicy salsa:

And a few drops of lemon (I think it's called lime in English):

This taco thread wouldn't have been complete without the resident Mexican foodie Era expert.

Those are some tasty looking tacos, goddamn!

AztecComplex · Feb 9, 2019

itwasTuesday said:
Your gambit.

Jeeeeeeezus now that's an American taco bastardization I could totally get behind! Brb going to my local HEB to look for them!

Nilaul · Feb 9, 2019

You could just tell her that she used the sauce packet wrong... I'm sure she won't do it wrong again.

Nilaul · Feb 9, 2019

To be fair I really do hate when my date eats my food.
I mean don't order a garden salad and then eat my freaking food. That is a good way to lose some fingers.

AztecComplex · Feb 9, 2019

Nilaul said:
To be fair I really do hate when my date eats my food.
I mean don't order a garden salad and then eat my freaking food. That is a good way to lose some fingers.

Do we have a F•R•I•E•N•D•S fan here? Because JOEY DOESNT SHARE FOOD!

mutantmagnet · Feb 9, 2019

nsilvias said:
You both fucked up, real tacos don't have hard shells.

Get out.

Arc · Feb 9, 2019

Nilaul said:
You could just tell her that she used the sauce packet wrong... I'm sure she won't do it wrong again.

We had a talk about it this morning. I think we're going to consider it a learning experience and move on. I've decided to be a bigger person.

Kevers · Feb 9, 2019

AztecComplex said:
This taco thread wouldn't have been complete without the resident Mexican foodie Era expert.

Those are some tasty looking tacos, goddamn!

Is that the guy who ate out of the garbage?

captive · Feb 9, 2019

Objektivity said:
Not everyone likes tacos and that's ok!

I love tacos. I make my own. I like fuzzys tacos and torchys tacos, but that picture looks like a grease filled mess someone just threw together in a Styrofoam box.

AztecComplex · Feb 9, 2019

Arc said:
We had a talk about it this morning. I think we're going to consider it a learning experience and move on. I've decided to be a bigger person.

I hope that growth includes trying real tacos at a taqueria. We're not going to throw you in Food Jail (yet) for eating tacos made of hard shells and taco kits as long as those are not the only version of "tacos" that you eat.

Deleted member 1086 · Feb 9, 2019

Time to go get some tasty Jack in the Box tacos

AwwBubbles · Feb 9, 2019

FernandoRocker said:
Taco shell? Taco kit?

You and your girlfriend should read the thread below.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/taco-era-ot-post-real-pictures.40259/

Tacos I had:

Some onions:

Spicy salsa:

And a few drops of lemon (I think it's called lime in English):

This right here.

Arc · Feb 9, 2019

AztecComplex said:
I hope that growth includes trying real tacos at a taqueria. You're not going to throw you in Food Jail (yet) for eating tacos made of hard shells and taco kits as long as those are not the only version of "tacos" that you eat.

Oh I've had amazing Tacos. Taco Loco in Somerville, MA and Jose's in Cambridge, MA are both legit.

Piccalilli Shinpads · Feb 9, 2019

I've never had a taco.

laminated · Feb 9, 2019

if someone sold a cabeza taco kit i'd kind of respect that!

-PXG- · Feb 9, 2019

This thread definitely needs to be archived, by the way

deimosmasque · Feb 9, 2019

I always cook the sauce with the meat. Then have normal hot sauce (or one of the 6 specialty hot sauces we have) to add later.

MIMIC · Feb 9, 2019

I have Mueller on the phone right now.

Also, I want some home made tacos! 😭

ByteCulture · Feb 9, 2019

I have to decide if You did the right thing or not.

Can we see picturesof your gf?

j/k

27 Burritos · Feb 9, 2019

Is it okay to use chicken or is that frowned upon?

AztecComplex · Feb 9, 2019

Piccalilli Shinpads said:
I've never had a taco.

Where do you live? If you're anywhere in the US you have no excuse!

AztecComplex · Feb 9, 2019

27 Burritos said:
Is it okay to use chicken or is that frowned upon?

Of course! We make tacos out of a ton of stuff. The most traditional ones are made out of meat (aka cow's meat) but you can have tacos with pork, chicken, scrambled eggs, you name it. That's the beauty of the tortilla, it goes well with so many things.

LL_Decitrig · Feb 9, 2019

captive said:
I love tacos. I make my own. I like fuzzys tacos and torchys tacos, but that picture looks like a grease filled mess someone just threw together in a Styrofoam box.

To me it looks so fresh I could almost smell it. The salsa looks amazing. I've made my own salsa since visiting a Southern California restaurant where it was made fresh to order. It easily beats those silly jars full of gunk.

Objektivity · Feb 9, 2019

captive said:
I love tacos. I make my own. I like fuzzys tacos and torchys tacos, but that picture looks like a grease filled mess someone just threw together in a Styrofoam box.

Taqueria tacos > than your artisanal white folk tacos.

interlinkedcells · Feb 9, 2019

hard shell tacos......
taco night was already ruined

Nilaul · Feb 9, 2019

Arc said:
We had a talk about it this morning. I think we're going to consider it a learning experience and move on. I've decided to be a bigger person.

Your a good man.

interlinkedcells · Feb 9, 2019

Objektivity said:
Taqueria tacos > than your artisanal white folk tacos.

pretty much
If i walk into a taco place and their is too many white people .I know im in for some bad tacos.Best tacos are always local taco shops where they probably don't even know English

KayonXaikyre · Feb 9, 2019

That's scary AF. But these hard shell tacos are just as scary to me. Yall are perfect together.

Deleted member 2085 · Feb 9, 2019

mutantmagnet said:
Get out.

nah

Not Spaceghost · Feb 9, 2019

Sorry OP, it sounds like you have been fucking up taco night your whole life. The sauce gets cooked with the meat, you then add more sauce on top of that.

AstronaughtE · Feb 9, 2019

itwasTuesday said:
Your gambit.

Gross. Crunchy choco taco shells?

captive · Feb 9, 2019

Objektivity said:
Taqueria tacos > than your artisanal white folk tacos.

Yea. There was a 'authentic' Mexican taqueria place by my high-school. Crawling on the health inspection notice were roaches. Never went there again.

The trucks aren't called 'roach coaches' for nothing.

Id rather not have the shits for eating tacos, thank you very much

Also whoever did that gif put way too much onions on there.

FernandoRocker · Feb 9, 2019

captive said:
Also whoever did that gif put way too much onions on there.

Oh, that was me. That's actually little. I love onions... I usually put a little bit more.

Objektivity · Feb 9, 2019

captive what you're implying is offensive. So one place was on a health inspection list so all taquerias must be roach infested? Oh and no one calls them roach coaches except for people like you. Interpret how you will.

sd_falter · Feb 9, 2019

Taco night was already fucked up the instant you started cooking with a kit lol..

Get some corn tortillas up ya.

Adam_Roman · Feb 9, 2019

People actually buy taco kits? I've seen them in the store but I'm pretty sure the boxes have remained untouched for years.

mutantmagnet · Feb 9, 2019

AstronaughtE said:
Gross. Crunchy choco taco shells?

Those are taco shaped shells made from waffle mix.

AstronaughtE · Feb 9, 2019

mutantmagnet said:
Those are taco shaped shells made from waffle mix.

Should be a corn pancake.

Roygbiv95 · Feb 9, 2019

Was probably a decent relationship while it lasted, but you gotta know when to walk away, y'know?

BIG J · Feb 9, 2019

The taco sauce is disgusting. Make your own

Bryan1321 · Feb 9, 2019

Hit the Gym OP

elzeus · Feb 9, 2019

Arc said:
I start building up my tacos (hard shell)

That's where it all went south.

27 Burritos · Feb 9, 2019

Cheese sauce is made of cheese.

Tomato sauce is made of tomatoes.

Taco sauce isn't made of tacos.

JK-Money · Feb 9, 2019

Hit the gym bro

molnizzle · Feb 9, 2019

"Taco sauce" is the real problem here.

Peasant shit.

Van Bur3n · Feb 9, 2019

Should use teriyaki sauce. Know what I'm saying.

Spoit · Feb 9, 2019

Adam_Roman said:
People actually buy taco kits? I've seen them in the store but I'm pretty sure the boxes have remained untouched for years.

That's okay, they have enough preservatives to last decades!

DJMicLuv · Feb 9, 2019

CrankyJay said:
Support your local taquerias.

Is this the dawning of the age of taquerias?

pokeystaples · Feb 9, 2019

captive said:
I love tacos. I make my own. I like fuzzys tacos and torchys tacos, but that picture looks like a grease filled mess someone just threw together in a Styrofoam box.

You're at intermediate level with Torchy's and Fuzzy's. Admittedly better than Taco Bell, but not quite taqueria. Go expert. Straight up. Game changer.

laminated · Feb 9, 2019

When everyone is hating on hard shell tacos, are they hating on the ones sold at taquerias, at least those in San Diego? I totally get the hate on those Taco Bell, Old El Paso brands, but what about the ones that are freshly fried corn tortillas? I don't know if it is authentic or if it was created by Mexican immigrants to cater to the American palate, but they're fucking great! It's like eating a giant taquito but with the lettuce and cheese on the inside!

I like the ones filled with shredded beef. Here's a pic from my local favorite in Oceanside, a humble family-run spot named Mi Asador Mexican and Seafood Restaurant.

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