Finally Gigli gets a proper sequel featuring mechs. I can't wait for the Ben Affleck reveal.
I was legit shocked to see him, you know he does 15 minute inSterling K. Brown is too good to be slumming it up with these hacks in this shlock.
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But thats the perks of hitting the big leagues. You get to make bank after 3 days of work and go back to your prestige stuff while the rest of these schmucks are stuck here forever.Sterling K. Brown is too good to be slumming it up with these hacks in this shlock.
I will not abide by this Mark Strong slander.Sterling K. Brown is too good to be slumming it up with these hacks in this shlock.
Feels like she's been miscast in literally everything I've ever seen her in. It's quite impressive, actually.Jennifer Lopez seems miscast here but everything else seems kinda fun.
I loled.So the actual plot is she's a mechanic and after repairing mechs all day her and another lady mechanic are in the locker room where they see a pilot uniform. The other mechanic say " No one's looking you should try it on."
J-Lo initially protests but is ultimately gives in. At that time the AI in the mech sees her and says "Hey do you want to pilot me?" She does and they have a wonderful time together. She then gets asked to pilot the mech again by the AI.
Only for the boss mechanic to say " Hey, why are you dressed like a pilot, you're a mechanic!" The AI hurt and confused says "I never want you inside me again." She runs off as the mech walks away, but she doesn't see that it looks back for her.
The mech and AI get a new pilot and go into battle only for them to realize they don't want this new pilot guy, they want her the mechanic. They spit this guy out in the middle of battle and rush back to the base. The AI sees the other mechanic and ask " Where is she?" The lady mechanic tells them she getting on a plane to leave forever.
In a panic they rush to the airport, but can find her. Then just as they give up hope a taxi can pulls up behind them. J-Lo steps out and says "I had to go back, I forgot my toothbrush."
The AI says it's sorry and only wants her to pilot it. She says yes and climbs inside with them both now being happy.
Meanwhile the pilot they spit out it just fuckin dead and the base has been over run because the AI abandoned it's post.
The end.
Also the movie is now called "Mech in Manhattan."
This thread delivered
"I'm still Jenny from the block"
So the actual plot is she's a mechanic and after repairing mechs all day her and another lady mechanic are in the locker room where they see a pilot uniform. The other mechanic say " No one's looking you should try it on."
J-Lo initially protests but is ultimately gives in. At that time the AI in the mech sees her and says "Hey do you want to pilot me?" She does and they have a wonderful time together. She then gets asked to pilot the mech again by the AI.
Only for the boss mechanic to say " Hey, why are you dressed like a pilot, you're a mechanic!" The AI hurt and confused says "I never want you inside me again." She runs off as the mech walks away, but she doesn't see that it looks back for her.
The mech and AI get a new pilot and go into battle only for them to realize they don't want this new pilot guy, they want her the mechanic. They spit this guy out in the middle of battle and rush back to the base. The AI sees the other mechanic and ask " Where is she?" The lady mechanic tells them she getting on a plane to leave forever.
In a panic they rush to the airport, but can find her. Then just as they give up hope a taxi can pulls up behind them. J-Lo steps out and says "I had to go back, I forgot my toothbrush."
The AI says it's sorry and only wants her to pilot it. She says yes and climbs inside with them both now being happy.
Meanwhile the pilot they spit out it just fuckin dead and the base has been over run because the AI abandoned it's post.
The end.
Also the movie is now called "Mech in Manhattan."
Plot Twist: JLO actually is an AI
this is built for the streaming audience just like that Ryan Reynolds film
I promise you no-one will remember this lmao.Well, now people will think TitanFall ripped this off when the inevitable TitanFall movie comes out around the time of TitanFall 3.