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Jennifer Lopez stars in a movie that is definitely not Titanfall 2
- Thread starter sn00zer
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Ben will be the holo ghost of Smith as it's dying at the end and everyone is sad.
So the actual plot is she's a mechanic and after repairing mechs all day her and another lady mechanic are in the locker room where they see a pilot uniform. The other mechanic say " No one's looking you should try it on."
J-Lo initially protests but is ultimately gives in. At that time the AI in the mech sees her and says "Hey do you want to pilot me?" She does and they have a wonderful time together. She then gets asked to pilot the mech again by the AI.
Only for the boss mechanic to say " Hey, why are you dressed like a pilot, you're a mechanic!" The AI hurt and confused says "I never want you inside me again." She runs off as the mech walks away, but she doesn't see that it looks back for her.
The mech and AI get a new pilot and go into battle only for them to realize they don't want this new pilot guy, they want her the mechanic. They spit this guy out in the middle of battle and rush back to the base. The AI sees the other mechanic and ask " Where is she?" The lady mechanic tells them she getting on a plane to leave forever.
In a panic they rush to the airport, but can find her. Then just as they give up hope a taxi can pulls up behind them. J-Lo steps out and says "I had to go back, I forgot my toothbrush."
The AI says it's sorry and only wants her to pilot it. She says yes and climbs inside with them both now being happy.
Meanwhile the pilot they spit out it just fuckin dead and the base has been over run because the AI abandoned it's post.
The end.
Also the movie is now called "Mech in Manhattan."
J-Lo initially protests but is ultimately gives in. At that time the AI in the mech sees her and says "Hey do you want to pilot me?" She does and they have a wonderful time together. She then gets asked to pilot the mech again by the AI.
Only for the boss mechanic to say " Hey, why are you dressed like a pilot, you're a mechanic!" The AI hurt and confused says "I never want you inside me again." She runs off as the mech walks away, but she doesn't see that it looks back for her.
The mech and AI get a new pilot and go into battle only for them to realize they don't want this new pilot guy, they want her the mechanic. They spit this guy out in the middle of battle and rush back to the base. The AI sees the other mechanic and ask " Where is she?" The lady mechanic tells them she getting on a plane to leave forever.
In a panic they rush to the airport, but can find her. Then just as they give up hope a taxi can pulls up behind them. J-Lo steps out and says "I had to go back, I forgot my toothbrush."
The AI says it's sorry and only wants her to pilot it. She says yes and climbs inside with them both now being happy.
Meanwhile the pilot they spit out it just fuckin dead and the base has been over run because the AI abandoned it's post.
The end.
Also the movie is now called "Mech in Manhattan."
I was legit shocked to see him, you know he does 15 minute in
😂Finally, the 4th horseman
But thats the perks of hitting the big leagues. You get to make bank after 3 days of work and go back to your prestige stuff while the rest of these schmucks are stuck here forever.
Feels like she's been miscast in literally everything I've ever seen her in. It's quite impressive, actually.
i feel like every single shot in that trailer had J Lo in it
looks like something i'll watch during lunch break and then regret wasting my time on, then wonder why I keep watching movies I perfectly know I'll hate and why I keep avoiding more demanding movies I know I'd love and then forget about it the next day
looks like something i'll watch during lunch break and then regret wasting my time on, then wonder why I keep watching movies I perfectly know I'll hate and why I keep avoiding more demanding movies I know I'd love and then forget about it the next day
Finally, the 4th horseman
This thread delivered
Looks like she spent a day on set, a week sat on a chair in front of a bluescreen and then disappeared to plan her comeback tour.
They should have called it "(I'm still) Jenny in the bot" as they could have used that song in the trailer, win win for her.
They should have called it "(I'm still) Jenny in the bot" as they could have used that song in the trailer, win win for her.
"That Ryan Reynolds film" describes all of his films as well!
Amazing
"Trust AI" - The Movie.
Could have been an interesting take on Titanfall. Visually it definitely looks nice. But after the trailer it feels like another JLo rom-com with her and her Mech.
Could have been an interesting take on Titanfall. Visually it definitely looks nice. But after the trailer it feels like another JLo rom-com with her and her Mech.
