Everyone is being so hyperbolic it's hilarious. I think I get it, it's the same as with Star Wars, the new movie kicked your dog and ruined your childhood. No, Fallen Kingdom is not nearly as terrible as people are saying. I can rattle off ten truly bad summer blockbusters that were highly praised, like, oh i don't know, Kong Skull Island.
Unrealistic dinosaur pricing? That's the thing people are hung up on? Come on!
It did amuse me to think that it was probably cheaper to buy all those dinosaurs than it was to make the movie.Unrealistic dinosaur pricing? That's the thing people are hung up on? Come on!
I'm also completely surprised for peoples hatred of this movie. This is NOWHERE near a Prometheus, Covenant, Krystal Skull,TLJ, Rogue One, Batman v Superman, Justice League, Ready Player One, The Prequels, Godfather 3, Suicide Squad level of shit sandwich. The narrative flowed relatively well, the characters stayed in character, the action was fun (albeit goofy), the child didn't ruin the movie, and the CG was fantastic. It's like a lot of people just like to complain.. like it gives them purpose. This wasn't a hollow, stitched together cash grab.. far from it. It was COHESIVE.. Something missing from ALOT of franchise sequels.
99% of the people wont care about Sorma. I dont even think most people do remember that there are two island with dinosaurs.99% of the people will be left wondering what happened in Sorna.
+++lmao @ putting TLJ and Rogue One and even Ready Player One anywhere near Suicide Squad and BvS.
Can't even have a Jurassic World thread without people taking ridiculously hyperbolic shots at TLJ.
there was one? lmao I left as soon the credits appearedAnyone else blown away by the after credits scene? It was so amazing.
It did amuse me to think that it was probably cheaper to buy all those dinosaurs than it was to make the movie.
IMO it was the worst AfterCreditscene since Evil DeadAnyone else blown away by the after credits scene? It was so amazing.
Exactly.I don't think anyone is saying the clone things doesn't make sense just that it was pointless besides the ending whicb can easily be rewritten or poorly handled
You didn't miss much. You could blink and it was over.What happened in the after credits scene? I made the mistake of drinking all my drink during the movie and had to run for the urinal.. i'm not proud but I wuasi-shoved an old man to make it to the restroom in time
there was one? lmao I left as soon the credits appeared
my marvel post credits sense was off
Was there a man with a long cigarette, striped shirt and black beret yelling "SACRE BLEU!"?They showed some pterydactyls on the Eiffel Tower. It was nothing.
If you can't tell the difference between the marvel movies and this god help you.Had a look at RottenTomatoes and the film is getting beat up so badly. Bizarre to me how this movie is apparently so much worse than the garbage tier of the Marvel films that still score in the 90s on RT but ok nerds whatever.
How many dinosaurs are there that them escaping even matters in the slightest
They're both brainless popcorn flicks.If you can't tell the difference between the marvel movies and this god help you.
Theyre not even close to the same level.
It was actually just the one in Vegas like in the gif above. Wich was kinda lame to me since the idea that the Pteranodons reaching Europe would have shown much better how they would be able to reach the whole world, not just the next state.Was there a man with a long cigarette, striped shirt and black beret yelling "SACRE BLEU!"?
If you can't tell the difference between the marvel movies and this god help you.
- The guy at the beginning did not hear Rexy because it was storming.
I want to know how much it costs to transport those damn dinosaurs, hire a pmc that can be discrete with the risks of getting their face eaten and build a secret laboratory that can house strong and dangerous animalsMLB player, Carl Everett, made more money in his career than those fucking dinosaurs.
This is important.
I liked it too but some people have higher standards than others.Movie was fantastic. The direction, cinematography and use of light and dark were revaltory. This is cutting edge stuff imo.
My only complaint is the pacing at around the halfway mark as it transitioned from the island to the mansion.
Otherwise I was extremely happy as a 25 year fan (now 33 years old).
People are so nitpicky and boring these days.
Some people have impossible standards. I'm not sure where people are thinking we can take a story about man-made dinosaurs.I liked it too but some people have higher standards than others.
well for starters what did you think of the movieSome people have impossible standards. I'm not sure where people are thinking we can take a story about man-made dinosaurs.
I want to know how much it costs to transport those damn dinosaurs, hire a pmc that can be discrete with the risks of getting their face eaten and build a secret laboratory that can house strong and dangerous animals
It's true though. The Jurassic and Marvel flicks are disposable pieces of entertainment meant to sell toys to children and nostalgic adults. Nothing wrong with that.
I almost posted this. Its literally trying to equate the dems and pubs level of comparisons when there is a gulf between the level of awfulness between them.
I enjoyed it quite a bit. I also skipped all reviews and avoided any information on it.
I agree with you. Let's not forget how much of a snooze fest the lost world is… Also raptor gymnastics.There is a lot of silly things, but I think arguably it might be the best JP successor. The absurdity of this one helped in a lot of scenes.
I agree with you. Let's not forget how much of a snooze fest the lost world is… Also raptor gymnastics.
JP3 had the Pteranodon scene, but yeah I agree with you.It still has moments, which this one does too. The only film that is bottom of the barrel is JP3. I feel bad because I like Joe Johnson, but there is just about nothing there for me.
This was another simple and lackluster Jurassic movie. People just need to let go of the hope of any future Jurassic movie being anything remotely similar to the first movie. That movie hit perfect strides with the first reveal of the T-Rex, the stalking moments of the raptors and the amazing kitchen scene.
This was a movie that just tried too hard. The cliche appearance of the T-Rex. The child not being able to close the elevator door just before the last second. The first appearance of the Brachiosaurus.
It just felt that the director borrowed too much from the first movie, just because those moments had the most impact. It did, but it will not have the same impact once you have seen these dinosaurs in 5 movies after that. There is no surprise for the audience anymore. You have to use a different approach.
This is a 6/10 movie from me. I even enjoyed the first Jurassic World more.