New White House News Conference with Trump on Corona at 3 PM today. Update: National Emergency to be announced.
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these corporations are our leaders. don't freak out now. trust the nice corporations.
CONSUME
DONT STOP CONSUMING YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT
GET EXCITED FOR NEXT PRODUCT
I really hope no one you know passes away from inadequate care because this trash take could age very badly
"This will pass, but I think we can all agree what's most important in life is for future Americans to SAVE MONEY AND LIVE BETTER. In the future they can EXPECT MORE and PAY LESS especially at the CORNER OF HAPPY and HEALTHY. It could get worse."
This was never a conference to calm the public or address the virus. It's 100% just to protect the stock market.
... It's a great short-term strategy, I'll give them that. One with apparently no actual plan or long-term solution. One that is also going to have more infected and dead due to the lack of preparation or planning.
... Ugh.
... It's a great short-term strategy, I'll give them that. One with apparently no actual plan or long-term solution. One that is also going to have more infected and dead due to the lack of preparation or planning.
... Ugh.
If not sarcasm, I personally hope you lose more in the coming weeks.
Trump: Capitalism will save us.
CEOs: Thank you Mr. President. We are excited to partner with the Federal Government to profit from this in any way that provides value to our shareholders. Also, you've been doing great. Such an honor.
Pence: Today is a great day for the American people, but only because you, Mr. President, we're so quick to act so early on. I'm just so proud.
Trump: Now that my ego has been sufficiently rimmed, I will continue to spread covid-19 to these officials and captains of industry. Stay tuned!
CEOs: Thank you Mr. President. We are excited to partner with the Federal Government to profit from this in any way that provides value to our shareholders. Also, you've been doing great. Such an honor.
Pence: Today is a great day for the American people, but only because you, Mr. President, we're so quick to act so early on. I'm just so proud.
Trump: Now that my ego has been sufficiently rimmed, I will continue to spread covid-19 to these officials and captains of industry. Stay tuned!
We're soon going to be living in the shadowrun universe but without all the cool shit.
So, I tuned out just before Walmart and Target, but am I mishearing something or did I hear that Target/Walmart parking lots will be testing centers?
The fucking system is insane. It's literally absurd. It's broken absolutely beyond belief.
This is incompetence. There was nothing done or anything planned. It was a stock market presser.
I mean... is it crazy that I at least trust them way more than Trump? The corporations at least want me alive to take my money.
Jesus. Is THAT what he said? It's so hard to follow this speech.
I mean yeah, it was gonna go up with this confrence (as it was already going up before) but with the national emergency and testing it would go higher.
But this will get worse, people will die and the gains will be lost, to many people and markets look at the short-term.
Plus, you can buy toilet paper, guns, and emergency supplies!
Do your worst, internet.
I think it works perfectly like this, tbh lol