Tax benefits wouldn't be worth it.
If you get no health insurance from your work and could get on their's I wouldn't blame you at all.
If you get no health insurance from your work and could get on their's I wouldn't blame you at all.
We're not looking for emotional or mental benefits, purely fincancial. We're not in love, we're not even gay. It'd be quite literally a "friends with benefits" thing.
for benefits? YES.
Terrible idea. You know when people say they have a friend as backup marriage partner? No one does that for real
Misread, he cooljerk was talking about themselves. I imagined their friend already had a spouse.That's an arrest-able offense in the United States. The mormons have a bunch of schemes to hide their illegal activity.
Oh, there'll be love. This is a classic romcom plot, you two are going to make sweet, passionate love and be in eternal bliss if you go through with this.We'd actually be married, not pretend married, though. Is it fraud if it's a loveless marriage?
You'll never have sex, which is the approximate amount of sex every other married couple is having.
Hey excuse me
I...don't think I've ever heard of anyone wanting to do this for strictly financial reasons. Like, I guess it makes sense but how are you going to explain it to people?
There are some negatives, You might be liable for any debt he incrues or has.
There are some negatives, You might be liable for any debt he incrues or has.
Please read this post OPpros
- you get good insurance
- he gets some vague tax benefits (it rarely actually works out unless you make no money since your income will get added to his), I would be a bit suspicious if he said this is why he wanted to
cons
- if either of you start dating explaining why you are married to a man possibly in another location is gonna be tough
- if either of you luck into a big chunk of money it could get really bad
- if either of you ever get in trouble with the legal system YOU ARE GOING TO GET FUCKED OVER HARD when they start asking why a heterosexual man is married to another man. There is no way to talk your way out of this one, "we did it so i could get his insurance" just leads down a "...well, maybe you are a terrorist then because you lie about everything" kind of path
- you are legally responsible for all debt either of you take on. He could get $100k of credit card charges, you guys divorce, and guess what, you now have 50k credit card debt. prenups don't matter
Did you watch Chuck and Larry last night?
imagine finding the woman of your dreams and explaining that you are currently married to a man.
I'm sure there are people that would handle that with a nice laugh and be ok. But I would think that would be the rare reaction
You'll never have sex, which is the approximate amount of sex every other married couple is having.
How exactly do they test to make sure the people are actually in love?
a circlejerk
When you find yourself starring in an adam sandler film scenario, it's a good time to stop and reevaluate.