Parody Thread Urges |OT| Shit Whale Appreciation Thread
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I suspect one of my neighbors is a stalker, how do I get him busted without catching hell?
My name is Burly and I review consumer electronics. You know, TV's, stereos, phones... that sorta thing. Anyway, my neighbor keeps looking at me and taking pictures of me with his old Nikon camera. (The camera is a few years old, I could probably recommend him a new one under different circumstances).
Since I'm working from home during the pandemic, I get packages sent to me and whenever I go to the door he is always watching me. Sometimes I have to just draw the blinds and pretend like I'm not home so he'll leave me alone. Sometimes he even follows me to the grocery store and watches me until I leave.
Getting to the point, I want the cops to bust this guy but no one can know it was me, last thing I want is my car windows smashed in as retaliation. (I just been going through leases the last couple of months)
How the hell do I pull this off, or do I just be patient and hope he gets caught eventually.
My name is Burly and I review consumer electronics. You know, TV's, stereos, phones... that sorta thing. Anyway, my neighbor keeps looking at me and taking pictures of me with his old Nikon camera. (The camera is a few years old, I could probably recommend him a new one under different circumstances).
Since I'm working from home during the pandemic, I get packages sent to me and whenever I go to the door he is always watching me. Sometimes I have to just draw the blinds and pretend like I'm not home so he'll leave me alone. Sometimes he even follows me to the grocery store and watches me until I leave.
Getting to the point, I want the cops to bust this guy but no one can know it was me, last thing I want is my car windows smashed in as retaliation. (I just been going through leases the last couple of months)
How the hell do I pull this off, or do I just be patient and hope he gets caught eventually.
If I don't post this here and get it out of my system, I'll end up posting it for real
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