Parody Thread Urges |OT| Shit Whale Appreciation Thread

[Browny]

Am I the only one who isn't that okay with Judas Iscariot jokes yet?

 

[Amalthea]

Every 36 minutes a persons life is taken by a homicidal hotdog

 

[Browny]

Anyone else has experienced depressurisation?

Spoiler

Now I want to watch Event Horizon

 

[Amalthea]

They call him Bloatz. Look how many farts this kid does.

 

[Browny]

Being erect only gets harder as you get older.

 

[Browny]

Tell me your most embarrassing wank story.

 

[Browny]

Went on a first date, agreed to split the whiskers later, got pegged.

 

[Morrigan]

I am obsessed with gaming feces (IMAGE HEAVY)

I'm sorry

 

[HardTimesFamilyPride]

omg that absolutely went thru my head when I read it lmao

 

[Amalthea]

Netflix Nears Deal to Buy entire Roald Dahl skeleton

Netflix spokesperson: "We really want to display his bones in our entrance hall."

 

[davepoobond]

Scientists claim overreacting is not the cause of obsesity

 

[davepoobond]

I am fat of being tired

 

[Browny]

R. Kelly lawyer compares him to Jerry "The King" Lawler.

 

[Schlorgan]

If humans aren't animals is human meat vegan?

 

[Browny]

What do you think of Sloppy Seconds?

 

[Amalthea]

My salty pot-pied son's restaurant in London has opened

 

[Burt]

Sony has acquired Bluepoint

 

[Browny]

Takeaway Era |OT| No Time To Fry

 

[Sheer Liquid Wonderment]

Some random indie developer is making a new Silent Hill (and it's secretly Kojima) (but it's definitely not Kojima or a real Silent Hill) (but there totally is a new Silent Hill coming) (Or is there?)

 

[davepoobond]

What's the most evil thing you do at home?

 

[davepoobond]

Why Are Americans Still—Still!—Not Using Subdermal Bio-Implants with Enhanced Radioactivity Protection? It's long past time for an upgrade.

 

[Browny]

Please provide a good recommendation for good socks for wanking.

 

[Browny]

Browny performs longest-ever commercial shit

Spoiler

ToiletEra |OT|

 

[Browny]

Thoughts on jorts?
Johncena.gif

 

[Browny]

You get to use a fleshlight for a day, what do you do?

 

[Zan]

Who wins in a fight: Kirby or Gordon Freeman?

 

[davepoobond]

We have an update about ResetEra's landlords

 

[Amalthea]

Hubble finds evidence of persistent methane vapor in one hemisphere of Uranus

 

[Browny]

Georgia man used $57k of Covid-19 relief loan to buy Steam Deck.

 

[Browny]

I wear a G-string every day and the only thing I don't like about it.....

 

[Amalthea]

Elon Musk rips himself a huge, new Asshole so he can hide his Wealth from the Democrats in there

 

[davepoobond]

Anyone here decide they don't want to have Director's Cuts?

 

[Browny]

Who is the best squid?

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[Browny]

Who's your favourite dictator working today?

 

[davepoobond]

So do you pee in your mouth?

 

[Morrigan]

What are your big goals for Walter White?

 

[Amalthea]

Do you shit/piss in [insert place where you definitely shouldn't defecate]?

aka Weekend Era

 

[Browny]

Is this an irrational wizard's sleeve?

 

[Amalthea]

I just bought a 65 yo., yo.
(Now I got 3 grandmas, yo.)

 

[Browny]

Thanksgiving with pants on?

 

[Browny]

Live action hentai.

 

[Nappuccino]

So has it ever been explained where "Communist Shaggy" came from?

 

[kafiend]

Is Loretta Lynn's 'You're the Reason Our Kids are So Ugly' one of the prettiest songs ever?

 

[Browny]

Favourite movie titles with double penetration.

 

[Browny]

Too much porn?

 

[Browny]

I think Era would love All Creatures Grunt And Smell.

 

[Kopite]

How the hell did stegosauruses fuck?

 

[Browny]

In 2021, 98% of the world's population searched for hentai.

 

[Browny]

I have coworkers roughly my age who don't know what a reacharound is.

 

[Browny]

I went to take a shit at the mall, and couldn't find the three seashells.