Parody Thread Urges |OT| Shit Whale Appreciation Thread

[Burt]

Sucreme Port Mustice Stephanie Meyer Retires

 

[Amalthea]

Elmo is Dead cruise from LA to Ensenada, Mexico (Join Elmo's body on its last journey to its final resting place)

 

[Browny]

I did a DDT.

 

[Browny]

Lena Paul Releases Dana White Piss Track.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Sony should make Horizon: Gran Turismo to round out their first party racing catalogue

 

[Browny]

The greatest painting in all of human history is The Fallen Madonna With The Big Boobies.

 

[Amalthea]

Move over Nerdle, Urkel is here.

 

[Browny]

Trump filled "bum bags" with shredded tax returns.

 

[Amalthea]

Tameem Antoniades: "'Hellblade 3' will make 'Hellblade 2' look like 'Hellblade 1'"

 

[Amalthea]

Biden warns Americans not to send pictures of their super bowl poops to Ukraine or Russia

 

[Browny]

Nothing makes you feel old like thinking "why doesn't anything talk about this hentai anymore?"

 

[Nappuccino]

Obi-Wan Kenobi: A Star Wars Story details are starting to look bleak

 

[Amalthea]

Vtuber Ironmouse becomes most aggressively stabbed streamer during Twitch Stabathon

 

[Browny]

Get as high as we can until mods close the thread.

 

[Amalthea]

People who need headlights to park their gigantic assholes.

 

[Browny]

Best live action gimpsuit?

 

[Browny]

Caught my nephew with a Kanye album.

 

[Amalthea]

Biden to ban Russian doll imports

 

[Browny]

Are you loud on the can?

 

[Amalthea]

Remember that time early in the manga when Yugis eyes developed a split personality and challenged each other to a game of injecting hot sauce and who screams first loses but then Yugi just injected his eyes with hot sauce and he screamed his lungs out in agony for like 5 chapters?

 

[Browny]

What's your full name, social security number and mother's maiden name?

 

[Browny]

So my dad had a Brazzers subscription this whole time

 

[davepoobond]

Thread in which we wish for someone's death and then get disappointed when they don't die

 

[Sheer Liquid Wonderment]

Can tpu rypw wuthoyt loikomg at thr keubiard?

 

[Yunyo]

Why is PlayStation so committed to its annoying Dad design?

 

[Browny]

Who throws a shoe?

 

[Amalthea]

Images of batty Keatons leaky flesh-suit.

 

[Gernau Morat Gurgeh]

When was the last time you fucked your algorithm?

 

[Browny]

So it turns out my Great Grandfather was Perry Mason.

 

[Amalthea]

Biden Bites Latino Lawmakers, Doesn't Want to Be Forgiven at All in New Denture's Debut

 

[Browny]

Favourite Ninja Turtle sex toy.

 

[Browny]

Why didn't anyone toss Red Skull off the cliff?

 

[Browny]

I've got 10 days of Brazzers left, what should I watch?

 

[Amalthea]

Finally, a new Ben & Jerry's flavour to surpass Metal Gear

 

[Browny]

How would you beat Walt Disney at Monopoly?

 

[Amalthea]

I'm going to an Ogre battle tonight.

 

[Isabella420]

How would you beat Walt Disney at Monopoly?

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I'd beat the shit out of all the disney CEOs with the disney monopoly game board.

I'm going to an Ogre battle tonight.

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Make sure to bring some onions.

 

[Isabella420]

You know sporks are the BEST kitchen utensil when the the prongs can't hold onto jack shit.

 

[SigSig]

What's the worst shirt Vegeta wore in Dragonball Z?

 

[Isabella420]

Is it okay to mix Ham and Pineapple?

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Nope!!!

 

[Isabella420]

Found a wet floor sign in one of the drinking fountains at my school.

 

[Isabella420]

Like a wise man once said. "A man who never eats pork bun is NEVER a whole man!!!" A powerful take on modern society.

 

[Browny]

Why is the Queen so expensive? Talking crowns specifically.

 

[Isabella420]

Oof, thought I killed the thread.

 

[Browny]

I have become a believer in reusable condoms.

 

[Yunyo]

Should The United States Kiss?

 

[Isabella420]

Should The United States Kiss?

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Yuri |OT|

 

[Amalthea]

Culture shock: How you're going to eat your friend without inviting them over?

 

[Yunyo]

I feel like my offspring don't get enough credit

 

[Browny]

Lost two of my bestest friends today (my balls).