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Someone at my workplace enters the bathroom stall, sits down, starts shitting, then opens a Coke
- Thread starter Mullet2000
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Who the hell is gonna roofie someone at their job?
"Anime"
Maybe bring in emergency coke for next time if things go bad. The caffeine helps...
The sound of a can opening and drinking is waaaaayyyyy better than the alternative you could be listening to.
Plus, that's still better than someone folding a public newspaper under their arm and taking a walk down the hall, you know where they're going.
Or the person who rubs their nose with their finger, then puts that hand into the potato chip bag to get a few chips.
The workplace. It's dangerous out there.
Plus, that's still better than someone folding a public newspaper under their arm and taking a walk down the hall, you know where they're going.
Or the person who rubs their nose with their finger, then puts that hand into the potato chip bag to get a few chips.
The workplace. It's dangerous out there.
I walked into the bathroom the other day and a guy was fucking ripping it up on the toilet and was simultaneously on the phone negotiating the price of a car with a dealer on the other line.
What about the guy that never flushes the urinal or washes his hands? Disgusting pig or environmentalist trying to conserve water?
My man, you have to accept that there are turd particles everywhere.
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I think I'll bring one every time from now on, so that if I hear him do it again, I can open mine back in response.
We had this older dude who was our IT guy when I worked at a bank who would grab his paper, pour a full glass of coffee, and head off for his morning foundational. I think it was his own paper, but he carried that same coffee mug all day everyday.
Mullet2000 Did this person also happen to be one of those ones that takes one leg out of their pant leg when shitting?
Seems like that and drinking a Coke go hand-in-hand.
Seems like that and drinking a Coke go hand-in-hand.
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You know I didn't get a full-body view of the guy but I'll get one next time (overhead view, of course) just to check - you're probably right.
Without having heard it myself, if you listen carefully enough, should be able to tell the difference between opening a beer vs a soda. There's a distinct "hiss" sound a soda makes after its cracked open that a beer does not. Not sure if that level of detail was observed, though.
I've never encountered a soft drink shitter but i have encountered plenty of drink pissers, myself included. If I'm enjoying an adult beverage and don't want to leave it at a bar, I'll bring it to the bathroom. Big source of contention among people, since piss particles could make their way up to the drink rim, and then to my mouth. But whatever, I prefer that over someone messing with my drink.
Not in the bathroom, there are no charge points.
Sure, but there are more there lol
The OP isn't suggesting that anything should be done about it. It's a weird thing to do and he has shared this event with us so we can revel in its weirdness.
There's been a large empty bottle of lambrini in the men's on my corridor for ages. Idk
Who are these thirsty pooers
Who are these thirsty pooers
I have mastered the 2-minute public bathroom squat and drop. Can't stand pooping in public. (in more ways than one!)
Sometimes I think people do things like this just for the attention
I worked with a guy a few years back who would go out of his way to make phone calls while sitting in the bathroom stall. Like he really wanted the person in the other stall to know just how important he was because even in the bathroom he was wheeling and dealing.
I worked with a guy a few years back who would go out of his way to make phone calls while sitting in the bathroom stall. Like he really wanted the person in the other stall to know just how important he was because even in the bathroom he was wheeling and dealing.
And sometimes they leave the paper behind for the next person. How thoughtful!
