In a letter published by the St. Louis Post-Dispatch on Sunday, St. Louis Blues owner Tom Stillman thanked his fans after "the elation of breaking through and bringing St. Louis its first-ever Stanley Cup."
"Winning the Stanley Cup was a dream come true for so many of you. All of us will remember where we were, what we did and how we felt when the Blues brought the Cup home," wrote Stillman.
Later in the letter, the Blues literally did what no hockey fan wants their team to do before winning: They planned the parade.
"We are so very proud of our players, our organization and our fans. And now, together, we can finally say 'We won the Cup for St. Louis,'" wrote Stillman. "We look forward to celebrating with you as we parade the Cup down Market Street."
Whoops.
Oh my gosh.