Sylvester Stallone designed a pen...and a watch.

[Deleted member 7756]

The pen really is mightier than the sword.

 

[gutterboy44]

I think I am going to buy two pens and use them to hunt-n-peck on my keyboard to get some of that raw, written word power.

 

[Deleted member 19003]

Hahaha that video was so terribly cheesy and bad cg. I forced through my cringe to watch it.

 

[Funky Papa]

I swear to God that video looks like it was rendered using a Video Toaster.

I may be showing my age here.

 

[Wren Wolfe]

How rad. This sure is something.

 

[Ryaaan14]

Like bis face

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Same

 

[HMD]

I want it. Total statement piece.

 

[vatstep]

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

That video is something else

 

[bunbun777]

Needs more skulls.

 

[1.21Gigawatts]

Seen this on Twitter today, too.
Is there a reason why this ad gets this attention after 5 years?

 

[Dennis8K]

I hate to be that guy but....too many skulls and snakes.

 

[BLEEN]

Jurassic Park-era CGI lmao

 

[tsampikos]

Alternate universe dark souls prequel from the 90s.

 

[Funky Papa]

I hate to be that guy but....too many skulls and snakes.

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Even W40K fanatics would balk at this shit.

 

[Baka Sempai]

Pen and Watch design by Sylvester Stallone
CGI, 3D Modeling, and Motion Graphics by Sylvester Stallone
Post Production and Video Editing by Sylvester Stallone

wow, just wow

 

[Karasseram]

Yeah I think I'll Stick to the Apple Watch thank you.

 

[Sapiens]

That video is like the intro to Hercules The Legendary Journeys or the CG from the Raimi spidermen films - jesus h christ.

 

[Bor Gullet]

Video is from five years ago but funny

 

[SugarNoodles]

I wonder why Disney agreed to do the CGI

 

[Deleted member 7082]

Only a Republican could design that.

 

[Woolley]

Isn't "Life before death" opposite of everything else in the opening?

 

[softtack]

Incredible lol

 

[Deleted member 8752]

https://www.amazon.com/Montegrappa-Sylvester-Stallone-Limited-Fountain/dp/B006QZ4CBG

Still one available here for only $5,770.00.

Also available here:

https://www.google.com/search?q=cha...3&safe=active&ssui=on#spd=7931410756638491954

 

[Daitokuji]

Should've marketed it as "Designed by Barney Ross"

 

[CoolestSpot]

This was meant to release ten years ago but is only now coming out

 

[Thatonedice1]

Good god that shit is ugly.

 

[gutterboy44]

What is funny is there is some new horrible Sterling Pirates pen by this company that looks like they just retooled the molds from Sly's shitty ass pen. Probably sold fuck all.

 

[Lundren]

He didn't design anything. Hes no more a pen engineer than britney spears is a chemist who created her own perfume.

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[Maquiladora]

Jurassic Park-era CGI lmao

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T-Rex holds up.

 

[Denamitea]

This is the greatest piece of shit I've ever seen

 

[Deleted member 279]

thanks op

very amusing

 

[gutterboy44]

Jesus, everything from this company is a fucking train wreck of gaudy and tacky. "Writing instruments" Hahaha. -sent from my phoning instrument
https://www.montegrappa.com/en/

 

[Denamitea]

And who is the head of Montegrappa? You guessed it:





Frank Stallone.

 

[MrLuchador]

FUCK YEAH!!!

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Rocky was written with this very pen.

 

[Dali]

Looked like the trailer for a new Uwe Boll movie.

 

[Mesoian]

Christ that's bad.

 

[BLEEN]

T-Rex holds up.

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Most of the good stuff was animatronics if I recall.

 

[uzipukki]

That video was something else. A totem pole covered in diarrhea, wow.

 

[Neo0mj]

If I'm looking at shops right the pen alone goes for an average price of $5K.

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Wouldn't be surprised. These limited edition designer pens are pricey.

 

[Rand a. Thor]

The best part about this is the "alpha male" pose that idiots use on instagram and fb to show off their "power" with a firm 90° angled arm and a closed fist with an oversized atrocity sittting on their wrists. Everytime I see it I just cackle like a madman.

 

[BWoog]

Limited to 333 pieces

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They made 300 of these shitty watches and they're still readily available for the low low price of $6500.

 

[SweetVermouth]

lmao this is terrible
But if I was him I'd gladly take that easy paycheck lol

 

[boontobias]

What the heck is this Age of Empires opening video lmao

 

[Strike]

Wonder what would happen if you put Ed Hardy, Affliction, and Bret Michaels near it.

 

[uzipukki]

Jesus, everything from this company is a fucking train wreck of gaudy and tacky. "Writing instruments" Hahaha. -sent from my phoning instrument
https://www.montegrappa.com/en/

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Lol, regular writing instrument. Haha

 

[TAJ]

I saw the type treatment first and knew I was in for some shit.

Most of the good stuff was animatronics if I recall.

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You recall poorly.

 

[Marion Cobretti]

Hideous. He knows his target demographic really well.

 

[Dan Thunder]

You know how you get celebs shilling for Samsung and yet they're always seen with an iPhone? Well, that, but with watches.

 

[shenden]

These are...hideous! This is real life expendables!