The jerk store just called
- Thread starter Baphomet
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Lol no, the implication is he was trying to make something up that would piss of his co-worker and now all of his other co-workers think he's creepy af
That's because I'm a hot commodity.
*generates a palpable breeze from eyebrow waggles.*
I ate a hotdog this afternoon, I'm not that hungry.
That was one magic loogie
Fun fact - George/Jason Alexander plays an unscrupulous alien in Star Trek Voyager who helps out Captain Janeway in an episode. As payment for his assistance he wants one of her crew members.
That crew member's name?
Seven of Nine, frequently called SEVEN.
Coincidence? I think not.
the way he says perverse at the end of that gag always fucking kills me
loved when George was all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend.
Hey, Demon! The jerk store called, and they're all out of you!
Poor you, stolen at the age of six and conscripted into the military, waaaaaah! Okay look, if you let me live, I got the Fist of Rukt. Look, I'll be at the bottom. I'll polish your boots. I'll polish your helmet!
It's the gas, haha! When I'm on the gas, I don't know what I'm doing half the time!
Poor you, stolen at the age of six and conscripted into the military, waaaaaah! Okay look, if you let me live, I got the Fist of Rukt. Look, I'll be at the bottom. I'll polish your boots. I'll polish your helmet!
It's the gas, haha! When I'm on the gas, I don't know what I'm doing half the time!
Hahaha... Hahahahaha...... Hahaha. This was mean I'm not a jerk how could you say this my mom told me I was special and if you look in my fridge you'd see in third grade I had a hold star for being not a jerk specifically
