Deleted member 22750

Oct 28, 2017
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alright kenny

eat up
this is the meal
 

blame space

Resettlement Advisor
Banned
Oct 25, 2017
15,420
kramer's apartment is amazing. he keeps all those pasta figurines and displays them
 

BobLoblaw

This Guy Helps
Member
Oct 27, 2017
8,383
Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?
 

Mentok

Member
Oct 27, 2017
3,775
I better not read about any of you stopping short. THAT'S MY MOVE! EVERYBODY KNOWS! I STOP SHORT!
 

Genesius

Member
Nov 2, 2018
16,195
You have to ask permission to go to the bathroom.

Is it all right if I go to the bathroom now??
 

TheOMan

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
7,194


Fun fact - George/Jason Alexander plays an unscrupulous alien in Star Trek Voyager who helps out Captain Janeway in an episode. As payment for his assistance he wants one of her crew members.

That crew member's name?

Seven of Nine, frequently called SEVEN.

Coincidence? I think not.
 

BLEEN

Member
Oct 27, 2017
22,054
My fav. is the Seinfeld fridge boxset that comes with magnets and a coffee table book
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I actually bought this for a girlfriend of mine at the time. Said, fuck it, I'm keeping it, she's not worth it 😂

She's an ex now.
 

Micro

Member
Oct 28, 2017
798
Hey, Demon! The jerk store called, and they're all out of you!

Poor you, stolen at the age of six and conscripted into the military, waaaaaah! Okay look, if you let me live, I got the Fist of Rukt. Look, I'll be at the bottom. I'll polish your boots. I'll polish your helmet!

It's the gas, haha! When I'm on the gas, I don't know what I'm doing half the time!
 

Deleted member 21411

Account closed at user request
Banned
Oct 28, 2017
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Hahaha... Hahahahaha...... Hahaha. This was mean I'm not a jerk how could you say this my mom told me I was special and if you look in my fridge you'd see in third grade I had a hold star for being not a jerk specifically
 

L Thammy

Spacenoid
Member
Oct 25, 2017
50,197
You are combined in this shit now with me, goddammit. We are Lego. We're like a fucking Lego set right now. We are fucking interlocked together. We fucked her.
 

Clydefrog

Member
Oct 25, 2017
2,785
Hawaii
You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the doctor. If you're gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on.