"My dearest Pawandeep, I hope this text finds you well. I have been thinking about you sexually, I hope that's okay. What follows are four photographs of my erect penis. Please note the cleft of the glans as it curves around my frenulum in the third picture. It's one of my best features. I started to seep as I took the fourth photo, so I needed to stop and wipe myself against a curtain. Please tell me if you'd like to have sex, and please accept my most sincere apologies if you are busy/visiting your grandmother in hospital with your family when you receive my four photographs. How is she? I hope she's taking in more fluids. I want *you* to take in more fluids, should you consent to it, from the glans of my tube (pictured). lol jk. Sorry to lower the tone!!!!!! Irregardless, I very much enjoyed our coffee date, and hope to see you a second time, now that I have sweetened the deal with these photographs! jk jk. Please respond in kind at your earliest convenience. I think I'm falling in love with you. TTYS. <3"