For some reason that made me realize this is a game where you're trying to find some cats that a five-year old kid lost at the playground, but also a game where you enter a singularity outside time-space continuum, fly around, cut some skyscrapers with your sword and fight the physical embodiment of destiny to the death. Really hammers down the tonal inconsistencies everyone is talking about..
I mean, the original itself was tonally inconsistent too.