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Professor Beef

Official ResetEra™ Chao Puncher
Member
Oct 25, 2017
22,501
The Digital World
Just like it took nolan to make comic book movies cool again.

Rumored story leak:

>Sonic (Schwartz) is a tearaway teenage rebel hedgehog living in the forest near Green Hills, Montana. He was mutated by experiments by Doctor Robotnik (Carrey), along with several other animals, who escaped years ago and now live in peace. Tails and Knuckles aren't mentioned in the script, but it can be inferred they're around.
>Doctor Robotnik's experiments centered around ancient golden Incan rings, which the animals took with them when they escaped.
>Sonic is restless and wants to see the world. He's caught speeding in Green Hills town and arrested by the sheriff, Tom (Marsden). He quickly becomes a viral sensation online, and draws the attention of Dr. Robotnik, who comes to Green Hills to get back the rings.
>Despite Tom trying to protect Sonic, he's captured by Robotnik and taken to his government lab. Tom is able to break inside with the help of town locals who have befriended Sonic, and together they free him.
>A last stand takes place in Green Hills as Robotnik launches an assault with gadgets and robots he's created, but is foiled by traps laid by the townsfolk and Sonic.
>Robotnik is blown up, survives, and is then arrested for his illegal experiments becoming public. Sonic is hailed as a hero, but rather than wanting to see the world, he decides he wants to stay and protect his home, Green Hills.
>Ends with him running down a highway.
i can't tell which of these is worse
 

Slamtastic

Member
Oct 26, 2017
2,485
Literally every video game to live action film adaptation ever made ends up sucking because they try to "do something different" instead of being faithful.
Mortal Kombat is still a good movie damn it!

It's going to be another decade before a director or producer starts to give a shit about video game movies. Just like it took nolan to make comic book movies cool again.

No faith in Detective Pikachu?

Or Metal Gear Solid (lol)
 

VinylCassette64

The Fallen
Oct 26, 2017
2,429
Unless this is supposed to be a disguise, that design looks nothing like any incarnation of Eggman/Robotnik, not even the Saturday morning cartoon versions; that looks more like Dr. Light from Megaman. Not too surprised given the direction this project has taken from the very beginning though.

Hopefully Carrey has fun in the role and turns out an entertaining performance nonetheless.
 

Ms.Galaxy

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
1,653
Please let this be The Room of video game movies

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Too late.

You mean the best worst movie ever.

I refuse to let Super Mario Bros. the Movie be dethroned by Dr. Light and Buddy Cop Sonic
 

Camjo-Z

Member
Oct 25, 2017
6,520
Rumored story leak:

>Sonic (Schwartz) is a tearaway teenage rebel hedgehog living in the forest near Green Hills, Montana. He was mutated by experiments by Doctor Robotnik (Carrey), along with several other animals, who escaped years ago and now live in peace. Tails and Knuckles aren't mentioned in the script, but it can be inferred they're around.
>Doctor Robotnik's experiments centered around ancient golden Incan rings, which the animals took with them when they escaped.
>Sonic is restless and wants to see the world. He's caught speeding in Green Hills town and arrested by the sheriff, Tom (Marsden). He quickly becomes a viral sensation online, and draws the attention of Dr. Robotnik, who comes to Green Hills to get back the rings.
>Despite Tom trying to protect Sonic, he's captured by Robotnik and taken to his government lab. Tom is able to break inside with the help of town locals who have befriended Sonic, and together they free him.
>A last stand takes place in Green Hills as Robotnik launches an assault with gadgets and robots he's created, but is foiled by traps laid by the townsfolk and Sonic.
>Robotnik is blown up, survives, and is then arrested for his illegal experiments becoming public. Sonic is hailed as a hero, but rather than wanting to see the world, he decides he wants to stay and protect his home, Green Hills.
>Ends with him running down a highway.

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Nali

Member
Oct 25, 2017
3,660
I'm dying to see this movie. It's so incredibly divorced from the current state of the IP that it has to be intentional.
 

Lump

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 25, 2017
16,044
I wonder what kind of Robotnik Robin Williams would've made.
 

Ms.Galaxy

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
1,653
Will Dr. Robotnik be de-evolved into an egg?

Or since he's human, will he de-evolve into a

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That's all I wanna know.
 

Silver-Streak

Member
Oct 25, 2017
3,009
I'll say here what I said elsewhere:

Not only does that not look like Robotnik, that doesn't look like Jim Carey.

Are we sure this isn't some other actor?
 

RochHoch

One Winged Slayer
Member
May 22, 2018
18,926
Y'know, it makes sense for there to be a Sonic equivalent of the Super Mario Bros movie.

But the fact that we're getting it in the year 2019 is fucking insane.
 

Slam Tilt

Member
Jan 16, 2018
5,585
How likely is this movie to be another money laundering scheme?
Depends; is there a Trump attached to the project?

This is obviously before he turns evil. Watch him shave the beard and get the iconic stache at a pivotal heel-turn moment.
Is that before or after he eats a cargo container's weight in chili dogs?

Mortal Kombat is still a good movie damn it!
The first Tomb Raider movie was pretty good too.
 

Z-Beat

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 25, 2017
31,857
That's the wrong doctor from the video game about a short blue guy.
 

Wood Man

Member
Oct 30, 2017
5,449
Besides doing a small role here and there I thought Carrey was done?

Anyways this is going to be a beautiful train wreak.
 

Sou Da

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
16,738
Rumored story leak:

>Sonic (Schwartz) is a tearaway teenage rebel hedgehog living in the forest near Green Hills, Montana. He was mutated by experiments by Doctor Robotnik (Carrey), along with several other animals, who escaped years ago and now live in peace. Tails and Knuckles aren't mentioned in the script, but it can be inferred they're around.
>Doctor Robotnik's experiments centered around ancient golden Incan rings, which the animals took with them when they escaped.
>Sonic is restless and wants to see the world. He's caught speeding in Green Hills town and arrested by the sheriff, Tom (Marsden). He quickly becomes a viral sensation online, and draws the attention of Dr. Robotnik, who comes to Green Hills to get back the rings.
>Despite Tom trying to protect Sonic, he's captured by Robotnik and taken to his government lab. Tom is able to break inside with the help of town locals who have befriended Sonic, and together they free him.
>A last stand takes place in Green Hills as Robotnik launches an assault with gadgets and robots he's created, but is foiled by traps laid by the townsfolk and Sonic.
>Robotnik is blown up, survives, and is then arrested for his illegal experiments becoming public. Sonic is hailed as a hero, but rather than wanting to see the world, he decides he wants to stay and protect his home, Green Hills.
>Ends with him running down a highway.

I can't wait for the Sonic Twitter to have to sell this shit.
 

Setsune

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 27, 2017
1,649
It's fun to think about how the cost of this movie would've paid for a full Sonic Mania animated series, possibly several times over.