When you eat more fiber on a consistent basis, you begin to have bowel movements at consistent intervals. No more surprise mudbutt, meaning that you won't have to worry about shitting yourself during the commute back home from work.
He's on his way back from work, which takes a solid +1 hour. He's asking for my help, but we live in LA. He might as well be in Siberia.
Whatcando I do?
I told him to try to find an empty drive-thru and get some water and a bunch of napkins, but that might take too long at 6 pm on a friday night to be worth it.
We were about to go out for drinks, but that plans probably gone to shit.
Also, why are so many of yall pooping yourselves as grown adults?
LA sucks for getting out of traffic and finding a place that lets you use their bathrooms even fucking gas stations. Anywhere between the valley and downtown is a no go.
What? How is this "trolling"??
not me
Discovered it while high at like 2am and it sent me. Couldn't stop laughing.
I hate to derail, but did it bug anyone else that Phineas basically had a tortilla chip for a head?
Sometimes diarrhea comes at you fast.
Yeah that's what has stopped me on more than one occasion when I had to go. Gotta get those big Gatorade bottles cause that'd be the perfect sizeOne time I got caught in construction zone traffic after a concert and had to piss. All I had was a small Gatorade bottle and the opening wasn't really big enough so while pissing into it piss kinda sprayed everywhere.
😆 I'm sorry but this made me legit burst out laughing. Glad you were able to make it to the bathroom, though. That could have been an awkward walk home.Sometimes diarrhea comes at you fast.
Almost happened to me when I was walking home from a bar. Barely held it in and exploded on the toilet before my asscheeks even made contact.
LA sucks for getting out of traffic and finding a place that lets you use their bathrooms even fucking gas stations. Anywhere between the valley and downtown is a no go.
Topanga canyon.. off work traffic. No one was going anywhere. I was stuck and had to shit. Pulled off to the side. Grabbed some socks from my car... And shit in the visible to traffic bushes.
Had to do the walk of shame back to the car and wait in traffic still. Everyone knew what I did.
When u gotta go...etc..
Excellent.We were about to go out for drinks, but that plans probably gone to shit.
Ive done this but stopped mid stream to empty the bottle out the window and then finish the rest without a drop missing. Felt like a Navy Seal.One time I got caught in construction zone traffic after a concert and had to piss. All I had was a small Gatorade bottle and the opening wasn't really big enough so while pissing into it piss kinda sprayed everywhere.
Sometimes I wish people could take a free IBS month long trial to experience what IBS sufferers go through. It's a constant fear of being stuck in a situation like OP's friend, knowing that if it happens, especially around or with someone, you can slide into a pretty quick depression for a good amount of time which only adds to the constant fear of being away from your comfort zone in the future.IBS can be a bitch.
You don't get that "hey I have to go poop sometime soon" feeling.
You get that "if I don't find a toilet in the next 3 minutes I'm going to shit my pants" feeling.
Wait, how does this get a warning? In a thread full of shitty jokes?
One time I got caught in construction zone traffic after a concert and had to piss. All I had was a small Gatorade bottle and the opening wasn't really big enough so while pissing into it piss kinda sprayed everywhere.
Wait, Gatorade bottles are actually wide enough for you?