How will Donald Trump's funeral go down? Where will he be buried?
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Maybe half of ERA members will get banned, i say 15% of those bans will be perma, i hate the man i hope my emotions keep me in a temp ban lol..
It will just be a copy of Art of the Deal and videotapes of The Apprentice.
Hopefully somewhere that can be pissed on
Also, Trump isn't going to have a presidential library. Maybe a KFC.
Also, Trump isn't going to have a presidential library. Maybe a KFC.
I genuinely think that not even his family has kind words to say about him.
Real talk: it depends on whether a Republican or Democrat is in office when he kicks the bucket.
If it's a Dem, I'm hoping they don't lower any flags to half mast or even acknowledge the death. Lying in state is a complete non-starter.
If it's a Dem, I'm hoping they don't lower any flags to half mast or even acknowledge the death. Lying in state is a complete non-starter.
"For three million you could buy everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan personally"
Yeah that's about it.
Pretending someone is better than they were once they died is a horrible way to go about things at best.
He's morbidley obese, probably has dementia, and is in his 70s. He could keep over any day. There's almost no chance he's alive in 15 years.
He better not die in office or else it will be at least two decades of conspiracy theories. There will also be rightwing rioting for their martyr who was felled by the DeepState.
In an ideal world? A pauper's grave. A pine box in a graveyard with no headstone. Forgotten. The only attendees of his funeral his children, outcasts from proper society.
In the real world somewhere nice, but possibly secret. If not, I will happily shit on it as soon as I can.
In the real world somewhere nice, but possibly secret. If not, I will happily shit on it as soon as I can.
I know in his mind he wants the entire nation mourning and crying in the streets like when Kim Jong-Il bit it. I think the world/nation's reaction is gonna be like "eh whatever." He'll probably plan his own thing like McCain did and it will be the most petty and embarrassing funeral of all time.
We can get more morbid than this folks.
His children will be forced to eat the corpse. And we'll grind his bones into bread.
His children will be forced to eat the corpse. And we'll grind his bones into bread.
No, that fucker will live into his early 100s, which means I'll probably die before he does.
Unless he goes down being charged by treason or something ridiculous, i imagine his funeral will probably be like any other presidential funeral, his grave will have to be somewhere private or being guarded to avoid vandalism though.
Throw his bloated festering corpse into a volcano dumpster fire as a symbol of his spirit burning in hell for enternity
It's going to be a mess. There will be minimal actual attendees, but the streets outside of the funeral are going to be chaos. You'll have celebratory revelers, angry protesters, and angry counter-protesters.
Depending on how far into the future it is, it may open a lot of old wounds and make people relive the current turbulent times we're living in after a period where we've moved past them.
It'll be an uncomfortable week or two in this country.
Depending on how far into the future it is, it may open a lot of old wounds and make people relive the current turbulent times we're living in after a period where we've moved past them.
It'll be an uncomfortable week or two in this country.
I couldn't care less.
But since you mentioned it, it'd probably be about as bustling as his inauguration, which is to say, embarrassing despite paying people to fill seats.
But since you mentioned it, it'd probably be about as bustling as his inauguration, which is to say, embarrassing despite paying people to fill seats.
It would be fitting if he ended up in an unmarked grave after an entire life of craving attention.