How will Donald Trump's funeral go down? Where will he be buried?
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If they change the rules will his Celebratory Death Thread go in EtcetEra or in the new Entertainment forum? :thinking:
Trump Passing 2020 OT, and then a bunch of meme and photoshop threads, plus threads about all the public displays across the world.
George W. is a cuddly southern grandpa now, just give them time.
In Siberia and 8chan if he is successfully prosecuted.
He will get a presidential funeral if he isn't even impeached.
Zero chance he is buried in New York.
He will get a presidential funeral if he isn't even impeached.
Zero chance he is buried in New York.
Dumped in an unmarked grave and half covered over with shit. Hopefully. A few vultures in attendance.
His funeral will be like his inauguration, devoid of attendance. Afterwards they can flush his ashes down the toilet. I couldn't think of a better place for him to end up than the septic system, and there's no monument left behind for future white supremacists to worship.
On that day, I would like to make #YubNub the #1 trending hashtag on Twitter. Yes, the song from Return of the Jedi after the Emperor dies. Ideally a lot of people would link to a YouTube video of the song. Make the right go completely apoplectic.
It's pleasing to know we won't have to wait too long to find out. He's what? 72? By the times he's 80 he would've gone full senile. He won't live past 85. Not with that lifestyle and diet.
Let's hope he falls into a volcano and his last words are "This isnt even hot. No other president has done this."
This is the thread equivalent of one of my favourite Onion articles, which is from 2013: https://www.theonion.com/when-youre-feeling-low-just-remember-ill-be-dead-in-ab-1819584806
Thanks for cheering me up.
Thanks for cheering me up.
There will be a hell of a lot of toasts and parties.
Also he will have to be buried in a private plot unless his family wants the grave immediately to be soaked in the piss of patriots.
Also he will have to be buried in a private plot unless his family wants the grave immediately to be soaked in the piss of patriots.
Unless he dies soon I don't think his funeral will be attended by many.
As soon as he is out of office, not matter the circumstances of that, societies imagine of him and historical assessment of his presidency will turn very negative very quickly.
Before long history will view him as one of the seminal villains of the 21st century.
Will be interesting to see how the US will deal with this. Traditionally US Presidents never went fully bad guy(at least not when viewed with historic context). Being the bad guys is something the US never dealt well.
Trump is a new dimension of bad and doesn't even deserve the respect that comes inherent with the office.
As soon as he is out of office, not matter the circumstances of that, societies imagine of him and historical assessment of his presidency will turn very negative very quickly.
Before long history will view him as one of the seminal villains of the 21st century.
Will be interesting to see how the US will deal with this. Traditionally US Presidents never went fully bad guy(at least not when viewed with historic context). Being the bad guys is something the US never dealt well.
Trump is a new dimension of bad and doesn't even deserve the respect that comes inherent with the office.
Will probably be a huge media event and will get a shit ton of attention for all the wrong reasons.
Hopefully his next bucket of KFC will help us find out soon!
Dying due to piss poor diet choices has a lot of poetic justice for that human trash
Dying due to piss poor diet choices has a lot of poetic justice for that human trash
Just shoot him into space. One last extravagant, pointless waste of money so that we can be sure we'll never, ever have to deal with him again.
But to make it truly shameful, just shove him in the cargo hold of some rocket we're using to dispose of other shit so his ghost knows he's garbage for the rest of eternity.
But to make it truly shameful, just shove him in the cargo hold of some rocket we're using to dispose of other shit so his ghost knows he's garbage for the rest of eternity.
You should pop into the FootyERA thread sometime, wall to wall Reds fans to the point where it pisses off any other fans. Fun times.
Aren't all presidents buried at their presidential library? Given it's in his home state, and the fact it is probably the most famous of all the Trump family's construction projects, it'll be located on the cheapest-to-rent floor of Trump Tower. His casket and crypt will somehow be gaudier than you can imagine.
Ideally he chokes on a piece of burnt steak that doesn't have enough ketchup to help grease it down his gullet. In a fair world, that would happen at 5pm today. In a better universe he would have no funeral and his body would be tossed in the desert to feed birds for a few weeks.
In the cursed universe we live in he lives for another 20+ years, serves a second term rather than a prison sentence, and is buried in a golden mausoleum that white nationalists will have annual pilgrimages to.
In the cursed universe we live in he lives for another 20+ years, serves a second term rather than a prison sentence, and is buried in a golden mausoleum that white nationalists will have annual pilgrimages to.