Here's a hypothetical for the thread:
You are given a chance to win one million dollars (USD or the equivalent for your region, all tax-free) if you can evade Brock Lesnar for 24 hours.
The rules:
- You both start in the same city/town/starting area/etc, with you getting a 5 hour head start
- plane travel is not permitted, all other modes of transportation are
- Brock has your scent and photograph
- If/when Brock finds you, you take an F5
Would you do it?
EDIT: Killing/directly injuring Brock Lesnar disqualifies you
I thought about running up the stairs of a really tall building to gas him out, but then I realised I can't run for shit and would probably keel over half way up...also, if I did get to the top and the many stairs didn't stop Brock, then it'd be an F5 off the roof of a really tall building. So, onto plan B.
Brock is large. I am small. Brock, while a monster of a man, is still only a man and would be unable to smash through solid brickwork. So, I'd find a really tight alleyway between buildings and wait it out. Assuming Brock doesn't go hire a wrecking ball, I should be fine.
Last resort; Brock seems like the kind of guy with Strong Opinions about grilling. So, I'd buy a bunch of prime cuts, set up a grill and poorly cook expensive meat, then when he shows up draw him into a lengthy conversation about how to best sear wagyu.