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New teaser trailer for Moonfall (a Roland Emmerich disaster)

Loxley

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Lost Lemurian said:
They'll spend $200 million on this, but I can't get any fucking dinosaur movies outside of the JP/JW franchise? Like, c'mon, Hollywood. Those movies made billions of dollars. Just make some dinosaur movies. Would it kill you?
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I'm honestly shocked that we have never gotten a blockbuster action movie where humans travel back in time and fight dinosaurs. Seems like it could be a slam dunk if done right.
 
Speevy

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In the year 2038, a satellite orbiting Mars came back. It was not alone.

It was alive.
 
Speevy

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If we befriend an even larger planet that can eat the Moon, do we win as long as we offer it human sacrifices?
 
HStallion

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I kind of wish they went for a more interesting looking alien design. Just being another swarm of dark objects that turn into different things. We've been seeing that since The Matrix sequels, gimme something a bit more interesting.
 
zashga

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Lol it's a big budget hollow moon movie. There's a small, particularly sad part of the Q-anon crowd who will eat this up.
 
Rodney McKay

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carlsojo said:
The moon IS NOT WHAT WE THINK IT IS
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The cheese was IN the moon this whole time!
 
Lost Lemurian

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Punchline said:
I love when people come into threads with like the most unrelated of crusades ever
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Sorry, didn't mean to derail, but, c'mon, this looks boring and unwatchable and disaster movies in this mold haven't exactly been setting box office records lately.

I would like some more imaginative schlock, please. And the Jurassic World movies managed to outgross most Marvel films, so I am flabbergasted that more people aren't trying to ride on those coat tails, considering Universal can't copyright dinosaurs.
 
linkboy

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Reno
pochi said:
Why does this director have a beef with earth?
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I'm guessing he was sprinting through the woods as a kid, tripped over an exposed root, skinned his knee and from that day on, declared his intentions to become a director and exact revenge on Earth for that digression.

As for the movie, I'm down.
 
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