New White House News Conference with Trump on Corona at 3 PM today. Update: National Emergency to be announced.
- Thread starter Vanillalite
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I never thought I'd live through a dangerous pandemic with Donald Motherfucking Trump as the president of the US. This press conference is just ass-licking for Trump
As an European, it's like South Park and every satire of the US/Trump come true
As an European, it's like South Park and every satire of the US/Trump come true
Im so confused, angry, and want to do something. This is hurting my soul, I pray to god they get struck down.
😂 Wait until they see how long this is going to last. They might as well go home for a couple of weeks.
There's plenty to mock here, including the way this stuff is being announced, but I really don't understand why some of you are mocking the idea of using huge Walmart parking lots (which are frequently hubs for a majority of people in the areas they serve) for local, convenient drive thru testing. Where the fuck else would they put them? They would always have been RV style pop up things, and they would always have been placed in frequently visited open areas like this. In my area, the Walmarts would definitely be the most accessible, easily reached place for something like these.
Called it. Raise the market slightly right before it closes on a friday. He gets the whole weekend to say this worked and market is back to normal. This conference was not long term strategy, but of one short term to make himself look like a leader.This is surreal.
1. It will just go away like a miracle!
2. This website flow chart will save your life!
3. Let's shake hands with everyone live on TV!
3. Everyone gather at these big box and retail stores to get tested and go shopping during an emergency!
Edit. It's Friday 13th. Of course it is.
We at McDonalds will be giving away 10% Big Mac discounts.
exactly what I was thinking
SNL's gonna have a field day
