New White House News Conference with Trump on Corona at 3 PM today. Update: National Emergency to be announced.

[Deleted member 4413]

Can Pence stop sucking Trump's dick for a second to actually give us real information.

 

[CrankyJay]

I feel like there's a good SNL skit in here.

 

[Deleted member 2834]

This entire show was the most corporate government announcement I've ever seen

 

[Deleted member 36578]

wait what was that about student loans?

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No interest accrued for the time being.

 

[echoshifting]

This is now a pornography

 

[Conciliator]

just pour some good ol American oil on the coronavirus, it's a cure-all

 

[Inyourprime]

Fuck you, Pence

 

[ash32121]

I hope every single one of those motherfuckers on that stage catch Corona.

 

[Guddha]

 

[Everybody Lies]

Did they just hold a press conference on a pandemic just to appease the market?

 

[Lonewolf]

All these retail talking heads mean nothing without compensating hourly employees for time off

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Time off? They're expecting them to work! Why do you think Walmart's cool with turning over part of their parking lots over?

 

[onadesertedisland]

Best of America during a pandemic? Executives from Target and Walmart. Not scientists and doctors. Those guys don't know shit about capitalism.

 

[Fisty]

This is ALL LIES

 

[LJ11]

i cant, hahahaha

 

[Lockjaw333]

Pence is literally jerking Trump off

 

[EOS-HDC]

We've been talking with the biggest heads of wallmarts of every state

 

[Steeped in a Sea of Games]

I've been more disgusted than hearing this bullshit. This motherfucker has zero pride.

 

[infinitebento]

pence might as well put on brown lipstick kissing so much ass

 

[Deleted member 7148]

Pence kissing that booty so Trump doesn't replace him for VP.

 

[Pedrito]

This level of ass kissing would be a bit too much even in North Korea.

 

[Kyra]

Did they just hold a press conference on a pandemic just to appease the market?

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Yep

 

[Mudcrab]

Did they just hold a press conference on a pandemic just to appease the market?

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You know it

 

[onadesertedisland]

Did they just hold a press conference on a pandemic just to appease the market?

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[Deleted member 17402]

Pence: "Mr. President, you have done an amazing job bringing the American people and businesses together. It's been phenomenal. Now please, let me suck your dick. Amen."

 

[astroturfing]

hmm, Pence does actually sound short of breath.

 

[ZW33]

Freezing student loans just that easily. Let's you know something.

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Not freezing loan payments, just loan interest.

 

[Palette Swap]

lol they all touched the mic and the podium... some even shook hands

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This is by far the best part.

 

[PJV3]

This is absolute bollocks.
Not sharing parking lots :(

 

[diakyu]

Thank you walmart

 

[DrForester]

Turned it off. Pence ass kissing is pathetic.

 

[Deleted member 4346]

This is a top tier ad for socialism.

Keep touching them mics guys. Keep shaking his hand.

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It absolutely is. Capitalism needs to go, this is insane.

 

[Sign My Guestbook!]

OH WOW WE GET A PART OF THEIR PARKING LOT SWEET RELIEF

 

[SunBroDave]

just a little bit of their parking lot. Isn't that swell guys

 

[RailWays]

What is all this nonsense?

 

[808s & Villainy]

I've been trying to figure out this weird uncomfortable feeling I've gotten from watching this and I finally know what it is
Instead of simply presenting what is being done, it seems almost like advertising and self congratulations. Everything from the CEOs patting themselves on the back for their part, to Trump's continued use of superlatives, to Pence giving him more congratulations. It's all so...gaudy and disgusting. It's like it's all made to score everyone involved brownie points

 

[Won]

This is making a lot of dystopian fiction obsolete.

 

[Woetyler]

iNcReDiBlE

 

[SchrodingerC]

Yes, our corporate overlords shall surely save us from this health epidemic.

What a horrible future.

 

[Alucrid]

thank you for giving us a little bit of your parking lot

 

[Deleted member 2834]

Hostage tape. Mike doesn't believe a thing he says lmfao

 

[LiK]

 

[Balmung421]

ty for parking spots

 

[Deleted member 5028]

y'know, Pence kinda looks like Putin. Maybe a clone

 

[lmcfigs]

Thank you Walmart, CVS, and Walgreens!

 

[Couleurs]

soooo like what else besides testing

 

[Wolf of Yharnam]

this is some fake ass shit that never happened LMAO. Why don't you take Trump even deeper, Pence?

 

[echoshifting]

A little bit of a parking lot

Much noble very sacrifice

 

[Deleted member 14459]

lol jfc...

 

[Euron]

Pence: Truth is we have Coronavirus...cases in 46 states

 

[El-Suave]

The ironic thing is that they're still patting themselves on the back for testing. Something that has been solved in other parts of the world weeks ago. You're still behind and fu..ed guys.