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Products:
The Scent Jar, by Amouranth
Have you ever wanted to know what your favorite streamer smells like??? Now's your chance with this super exclusive limited edition Scent Jar made especially by Amouranth for you~ Includes one scent filled jar, made exclusively to order, with a real human hair from Amouranth herself. Each Jar is Autographed by Amouranth and Hand Numbered from 1-1000. QUANTITY EXTREMELY LIMITED!
NOTE: This is a pre-order, check FAQ for release details.
The Hot Tub Water, by Amouranth
Have you ever wanted to hop in the hot tub with Amouranth? Well now's your chance (on a really small scale)~! Grab a jar of hot tub water, collected from Amouranth's actual Hot Tub! Includes one hot tub water filled jar, bottled exclusively to order. Each Jar is Autographed by Amouranth and Hand Numbered from 1-3000. QUANTITY EXTREMELY LIMITED!
NOTE: This is a pre-order, check FAQ for release details.
Ethically Sourced. Made in the USA.
We at Cutie Patooties believe that the best farts are those that are naturally occurring. Thus, the team works tirelessly to bottle and collect the clouds whenever the right moment strikes.
It is our highest priority to ensure Amouranth is well taken care of and given the highest quality of life in exchange for her efforts. We have ensured she is able to live free range and in the highest quality conditions with little daily life interruptions, with our team's only intervention occurring when it is time to capture a cloud.
It's not April 1st, so I'm not sure if it's serious. She's not the first to try this however, with Belle Delphine's Gamer Girl Bath Water, and Stephanie Matto's fart jars that led to an ER trip for her. But if you're interested, it's $1000 for the Scent, and $200 for the Water.
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