- Oct 25, 2017
His old nose:
Does this happen to all addicts who snort heroin?
He's not doing so hot.Mandy: Have you seen the tiny amount it takes to kill you?
Artie: I don’t know what it is, but draw it back one inch. I would accept fentanyl in a heartbeat. I had a fentanyl patch on in a mental home. It was unbelievable. I’ve never ODed. I’ve had dealers say, “Jesus Christ. What the fuck.” But the nose is bad now. I could get a brain infection. If I did it, anything would go right to the brain. But again, I heard that six months ago, and I went and used an hour after.
Mandy: So I mean... you must want to die.
Artie: No, I don’t want to die. I want to be high.
Mandy: But that will eventually kill you.
Artie: I’m 50. If you would have told me in 1995, if you tried to bring up “2018,” it would be like The Jetsons. I’d be like, “What are you talking about?”
Mandy: So you’re having fun on borrowed time.
Artie: I’m playing with the house’s money. As far as I’m concerned, I’m an overachiever. A lot of money changed hands on the internet when I turned 50. I was so happy. Fuck ’em all.
He has problems.Howard Stern's sharp-tongued sidekick Artie Lange stabbed himself nine times in the gut with a 13-inch Wolfgang Puck kitchen knife in a violent attempt to take his own life, police said.
Hoboken Police Detective Mark Competello said Lange's mother found him on the floor of his waterfront home on Saturday.
According to him, that wasn't a suicide attempt. It was him on withdrawal.
What? He made a serious attempt to kill himself. He's a depressed suicidal addict. If he were a able to just stop I'm sure he would. Rather than killing himself he just keeps doing drugs. You can't imagine the pain someone like him deals with every day. He just happens to be famous.
Jeez, Artie has bad luck with getting stitches in the ER.If you know anything about Artie, you know he is a chronic drug user, specifically Herion and Cocaine.
Seriously though, he has confirmed on podcasts that he accidentally snorted glass (SERIOUSLY). Some chick he was with used a salt shaker to crush up some oxy pills and the glass broke. She didn’t tell him and walked away to answer the door. He found the pile, was already so high he didn’t notice the small pieces of crushed glass. Being the dirtbag that he is, he snorted it. Went to the ER, doc cut open his nose to work on the interior, and since he was an ER doc, wasn’t too concerned about the stitches and it was done incorrectly - basically attached the rim of the one nostril wider than the other nostril), hence the first pic which is an infected nose because of all the damage he has done to it snorting H.
The guy is a medical miracle, should be dead from being so overweight and consistently being on drugs. He is always my first round pick in death pools.