While this thread is highly entertaining, it's also 150% WTF. Makes me glad I'm married and don't have to worry about dating.
When I was dating, I asked a girl out. We went on a date. She brought her guinea pig with her to the date. She placed the guinea pig in my shirt's chest pocket. "Oh, he likes you!" The guinea pig shat in the pocket.
In my defense I think she was referring me to use her shower after sex.I feel like you should have done it just for you to explain to us how the hell that would work, lol. Even in the shower the angles would be hard (and shit in a shower isn't exactly an easy thing to clean up properly, either_
While this thread is highly entertaining, it's also 150% WTF. Makes me glad I'm married and don't have to worry about dating.
While this thread is highly entertaining, it's also 150% WTF. Makes me glad I'm married and don't have to worry about dating.
I recently got out of a long term relationship that, for me, feels like a huge missed opportunity. So this thread is terrible to read ;)
How do you even fuck while shitting? Does the person save poop the whole day until fucking occurs? Is the poop like the climax?I dated a coworker, I knew her (or at least I thought) for about 3 years and she seemed very calm. In our only date she told me after dinner while we were going to her place "just one thing, I like to fuck while shitting, so you can use my shower".
I have never nope'd out of a situation so hard. She quit a week after that.
I feel like this is beyond a red flag. That's last part is scary.This happened to my friend but she was seeing this guy and he was the walking definition of a red flag.
When she talked about protection he said he never uses it. When she told him he has to wear a condom he argued with her and said she is calling him dirty. After that he claimed there is no sex education in Venezuela and that he didn't know condoms are important. He then still proceeded to argue that he was being called dirty.
Keep in mind this is like a week of knowing each other when he did all this. He asked to fuck her hair because he watches a bunch of hentai. When she told me everything I said that is fucking weird and a huge red flag. The breaking point was when she told him she had been raped before and then he decides 30 minutes later to say "i want to rape you right now".
How do you even fuck while shitting? Does the person save poop the whole day until fucking occurs? Is the poop like the climax?
Once she started using the word "race" when referring to humans of different skin colour or facial features.
I know Americans won't get this, but the rest of the civilized world has abandoned the lunacy of biological human races literally decades ago. There's only two kinds of people who talk about races: American expats/tourists and streight up nazis
Reminds me that the same guy in my previous story who had the W sticker also dragged me to see the Larry the Cable Guy movie on opening day. And laughed throughout.
Is it "Fuck while shitting" or "Shit while fucking"?How do you even fuck while shitting? Does the person save poop the whole day until fucking occurs? Is the poop like the climax?
As I read the description on Google, I literally doubled-over in pain. I'm still squirming now.Blind date, set up by a friend of a friend, 10 minutes into the date, the girl asks "do you know what sounding is?"
Note: do NOT google sounding
WouldI dated a coworker, I knew her (or at least I thought) for about 3 years and she seemed very calm. In our only date she told me after dinner while we were going to her place "just one thing, I like to fuck while shitting, so you can use my shower after we are done".
I have never nope'd out of a situation so hard. She quit a week after that.
EDIT: Fixed a detail that I didn't explained right.
"Pewdiepie did nothing wrong, the media just create click-bait to take him down."
A few years ago my current partner said pretty much that line. Some youtubers he kinda watched had apparently really pushed the idea that the WSJ wrote a "hit piece" against PDP because they (newspapers, old media) were scared of new media (youtubers) replacing them. I pushed back on the idea ("The article they wrote on PDP is pretty tame, and WSJ is 100% not scared of youtubers replacing them, they're not that kind of newspaper") and we dropped the topic. A month later when JonTron came out as really racist in a debate, and many of the same youtubers that defended PDP defended JonTron too, my partner got super critical of them and 180'd.Did you try and find out if they were open minded enough to change their mind, with the right argument and proof? Or did you not even bother? Sometimes you can talk people off of a ledge from a bad first impression.
Yooooo the same thing happened to an acquaintance (a girl) a decade or so back and I still keep laughing about it today.2006, guy shows up in a car with a "W04" [George W. Bush 2004] sticker. Tells me he voted for him both times because he "liked his foreign policy."
I was desperate after an awful breakup a couple months before, and the guy I really liked was taken at the time, so I ended up falling in with him anyway and dated him for a year and a half. By then I was real sick of his shit (there were a myriad of other issues I won't go into) and dumped him as soon as the guy I really liked broke up with his girlfriend. Then I dated that guy for like a month until I found out we were incompatible despite the nearly 2 years of sexual tension and friendship between us. Oh fuck it, I'll just say it bluntly: HE WANTED TO PLAY DOTA INSTEAD OF HAVING SEX WITH ME WHEN I SURPRISED HIM IN LINGERIE. I immediately fell out of lust with him after that.
Then I met my husband a few months later and I was finally free from the dating scene. Hopefully forever because fuck that shit.
Lawd hope you wore a condom hahahI slept with a nice girl on the first date and after the sex she was smiling in a strange way looking at me, when I asked her what was that funny she told me "I was thinking how cute our babies will be"
Noooooope girl.
This is fucking sad, I really hope no one's done this to me.I was desperate after an awful breakup a couple months before, and the guy I really liked was taken at the time, so I ended up falling in with him anyway and dated him for a year and a half and dumped him as soon as the guy I really liked broke up with his girlfriend.
I'll ask my wife if she wants a sister wife.Maybe you can get arrested together! Mugshots can go in your wedding album 🤣
Ugh I hate this. Dated a girl who couldn't drive and it got pretty frustrating. I remember a bad snowstorm and she REALLY wanted to see me and basically guilt tripped me into driving over. Almost got into a car accident. Was basically the beginning of the end."I don't drive" and not the, I've lived in a city with good public transportation but out in the subs, begging online for rides or saying I can only see you if you come get me.
Not a date, but a girl at work (first red flag) that was showing interest in me. She friended me on FB and sparked up a conversation that she was like, not capable of actually having. One word answers, lots of dead air. Finally she says "sorry I'm bad at talking lol"
Like, what?
When I was dating, I asked a girl out. We went on a date. She brought her guinea pig with her to the date. She placed the guinea pig in my shirt's chest pocket. "Oh, he likes you!" The guinea pig shat in the pocket.
It's a mirage. People are just as racist outside of the U.S. They just don't talk about race so I guess that's supposed to make them feel better and give them a false sense of cultural superiority or morality but Europe is still tilting towards the far right. Guys like Boisnard are getting elected. Black players are getting monkey chants on the pitch etc etc..
Eh. I feel like "i'm bad at having conversations" or whatever she said is a bit of a red flag even if it's one that you can explain. It's just a strange thing to be told by someone who is trying to talk to you.That's not an automatic red flag for me. It would be different if you were talking in person and she was just deadpanning lame conversation ending answers at you. She could have been super nervous or something. Dated a girl like that who didn't really have a breakthrough until the 3rd or 4th time we got together when she figured out I wasn't going to just ghost her. Even to this day (we're still friends ) she has trouble sparking up a convo because she's just shy and doesn't want to put herself out there. I try to explain I like hearing from her and don't mind at all but that shyness runs deep.
Should have asked your coworker to get together for drinks/dinner/whatever IMO
I had forgotten what it was exactly but it came back as the reactions started coming in
Somebody is going to have to describe what the fuck this is so people stop googling it and possibly finding images.Why whenever someone posts "do NOT google ........." do I immediately look it up.
Lesson learned.
I will never forget the old classic "don't for the love of god look up goatse" Scarred for life that day.
Seriously.... don't look that up.. you have been warned.
Had a date with a guy and he told me he was 4000 Euros in debt because he was addicted to Candy Crush Saga.
Somebody is going to have to describe what the fuck this is so people stop googling it and possibly finding images.
Isn't that just goatse?It's a guy spreading his asshole open exceptionally wide in front of a camera. It's like, pretty tame by all current internet standards.
Oh absolutely. I was being facetious. There isn't a spot on earth where racism isn't a powerful factor.
Yeah, that isn't sounding.
Sounding is jamming things up your urethra basically.
Huh, didn't know there was a term for that.Oh, yeah, sorry. I misread the quote chain. Sounding is the insertion of an object (usually, like, a small dildo), into a male urethra for the purposes of sexual pleasure.
It's a mirage. People are just as racist outside of the U.S. They just don't talk about race so I guess that's supposed to make them feel better and give them a false sense of cultural superiority or morality but Europe is still tilting towards the far right. Guys like Boisnard are getting elected. Black players are getting monkey chants on the pitch etc etc..
Oh absolutely. I was being facetious. There isn't a spot on earth where racism isn't a powerful factor.
Wise man."gotta love thy self before thy can eat ass" as my grandfather always said
Weird flex, but okay."check this tattoo out, my brother did it with a syringe and pen ink"