Roger Ebert liked it the best of the first three, lol.Home Alone 3 is criminally underrated. Had in on VHS and it was the funniest shit ever in the eyes of an 8-year old me.
TBF, a neighbor with a shovel is NOTHING like a homeless lady with pigeons covering every inch of her body. just saying.Doesn't Kevin prove that he hasn't learned anything in Home Alone 2? After seeing that his old shovel neighbor is actually nice, he fears the bird lady out of his usual elitist prejudice.
Man, a 20 second cameo of Donald Trump ruins a movie for people. Give me a break.
Donald Trump cameos are the fucking worst. He always plays Donald Trump and it's always some self-serving bullshit where he is just standing around in a tuxedo being Donald Trump. He can't act. At all. Sometimes he'll have one line and he always mangles it. When I'm watching an old movie in 2018 and Donald Trump pops in for a cameo I feel like I'm being personally trolled by the simulation. He got me again recently when I rewatched Two Weeks Notice. It's like the Stan Lee cameos from Marvel movies if Stan Lee was a smarmy dumbass white supremacist.
Seriously, the violence in the second one is EXTREME. As a kid, it didn't bother me at all, but as an adult I'm like jesus christ that's a fucking brick, you little assholeI watched Home Alone 2 over the weekend and I had such a visceral reaction to Marv getting slammed in the head with those fucking bricks. I mean, my god, all I could imagine in my head is Harry looking down in horror as Marv's skull is crushed in and he's bleeding out and seizing while Kevin fucking McCallister--the asshole kid who permanently scarred my hand, helped give me a severe TBI, and set my god damn hair on fire--is still hurtling bricks down on my partner-in-crime and best friend. Pieces of Marv's skull and brain matter smattering the cold New York concrete, meat steaming in the midnight air.
But then Marv turns into a skeleton and I laugh my fucking ass off.
i will never forget, leaving the theater after seeing home alone 2 as a kid and my mom saying she didn't like it as much as the first one because it was too violentSeriously, the violence in the second one is EXTREME. As a kid, it didn't bother me at all, but as an adult I'm like jesus christ that's a fucking brick, you little asshole
When he gets slapped in the face and begins tearing up JUUST SLIGHTLY I lose my shit.Funny enough, whenever I think of Tim Curry roles, Home Alone 2 comes to mind first.
But I'll still have to go with 1.
1 overall, but I will never not laugh my ass off at the brick scene and the electrocution scene.