You cant ignore my girth.
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no part of my body ever directly touches the toilet except my finger when I press the flush button.
not in German toilets, where you poo onto an inspection shelf.
No splash at all there.
Have this happen to me and everytime I break into thought of the possibility of contracting an STD...
What a shit way to contract one.
And, some times its a little warm or your dicks for some reason a little plumper then usual
That would just be very uncomfortable tho
Wouldn't even want to go to the bathroom unless I absolutely had to
Still touching the water, what do?
That American water level is impossible, as it would have already triggered the siphon.The water levels in American toilets are crazy high.
In Australia our water levels are like 1/3 of what I've seen in US toilets. I don't see how this is a 'stealth brag' thing at all.
The water levels in American toilets are crazy high.
In Australia our water levels are like 1/3 of what I've seen in US toilets. I don't see how this is a 'stealth brag' thing at all.
I don't know about the internals, but I've read that much of the US uses a completely different toilet design to the rest of the world. Based on when I was in New York, that bowl comparison looks pretty accurate.That American water level is impossible, as it would have already triggered the siphon.
For that matter, that Australian toilet is also clogged because its siphon is full when it shouldn't be.
For people who still don't believe:
Am I the only one who..
Bunches up their shirt due to the fear of it dropping down the back and/or being shit on. I dont want the back of my shirt to touch ANYTHING.
And, some times its a little warm or your dicks for some reason a little plumper then usual and isnt pointing down so you end up pissing and it goes straight and flys out the crack between the bowl and seat.
Well played. Well played indeed.These people have some 'splainin' to do.
Realistically I could have quoted all the people who posted jokes like wrapping it around their waist or on the bathtub or something, because the reason they're doing so is probably because they don't actually have this issue. But, figured I would go for the low-hanging fruit (ba-dum psh)
I've got a four-strip toilet paper system for every toilet, even my own, which is pristine at all times. Two strips at the left and right of the seat, one at the front. Then I take the fourth strip and ball it up to create a cushion between my dick and the toilet so that my dick is angled slightly inwards and therefore no part of my body ever directly touches the toilet except my finger when I press the flush button.
Quoted for posterity.
The water levels in American toilets are crazy high.
In Australia our water levels are like 1/3 of what I've seen in US toilets. I don't see how this is a 'stealth brag' thing at all.