ikrWow, your friend is a piece of shit.
He should have the courtesy to ask you whether you were in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you.
How I know you're a liar - shitting in traffic is the only way to shit.I'm 42, have all kinds of digestive trouble and, well...I've never shit my pants in traffic
You've never had your body go 0 to 100 out of nowhere? I haven't shit myself since I was a child, but I definitely understand stuff going from a 10 to a 10,000 because of misjudgementsI'll never understand how a grown adult shits themselves, unless they're extremely sick, yet I hear about it all the time online.
I'm 34 years old and I've never shit myself at an age older than a baby in diapers
They doth protest too muchI'm 34 years old and I've never shit myself at an age older than a baby in diapers
*knock on wood*
Stomach-wise, yes. Shit-wise, no. lolYou've never had your body go 0 to 100 out of nowhere? I haven't shit myself since I was a child, but I definitely understand stuff going from a 10 to a 10,000 because of misjudgements
I was only having salad at restaurants, not at home.
Just wear it inside out.
Well I guess you and I are on the same page.
You would break up with your friend for pooping in traffic?
It's not really that hard to understand. What can you do when you're stuck in a traffic jam and suddenly you gotta shit? You can only fight it for so long. In a battle between the sphincter and 25 feet of intestine, the sphincter will always lose.I'll never understand how a grown adult shits themselves, unless they're extremely sick, yet I hear about it all the time online.
wrong interpretation
Personally, I'd start by not shitting. That's kind of part of being a potty trained adult (obviously not including being sick or having a condition). Having to shit isn't the same as having to pee - Every time I've ever had to shit, but wasn't able to at the time, the urge goes away or I hold as long as I need to. I don't just shit my fucking pants. hahaIt's not really that hard to understand. What can you do when you're stuck in a traffic jam and suddenly you gotta shit? You can only fight it for so long. In a battle between the sphincter and 25 feet of intestine, the sphincter will always lose.
Yeah by saying adults shouldn't be shitting their pants. Well I got news for you buddy, the older you get, the less control you get. And sorry to ruffle your feathers, but yeah it's funny shitting your pants as an adult. When it happens, you can't do anything other than laugh. But at the same time a ton of people have absolutely no control over this stuff and it's just not okay to shame people.Damn that's like a nightmare scenario for me, I've come close to that happening a few times when I've been really sick and had to drive somewhere and gotten stuck in traffic. Luckily never had it happen though, but it's scary AF when you're racing to a bathroom.
Bad thing happened, so OP is very clearly making fun of people who have diseases, disabilities and otherwise cannot control their actions or body. OP is evil, you win!
As a healthy adult, if I shit my pants, I would not be laughing. I'd genuinely be worried about myself. Obviously if someone is super sick or has a condition, that is a different story.Yeah by saying adults shouldn't be shitting their pants. Well I got news for you buddy, the older you get, the less control you get. And sorry to ruffle your feathers, but yeah it's funny shitting your pants as an adult. When it happens, you can't do anything other than laugh. But at the same time a ton of people have absolutely no control over this stuff and it's just not okay to shame people.
Not sure I understand the question. I didn't say it was trolling. It made me laugh. In a sea of good poop jokes, it caught me off guard and made me lol.how is the post by Stuntman trolling?
sucks for your friend OP, but I laughed.
Oh, OK....so you just don't shit. What a simple and brilliant solution!Personally, I'd start by not shitting. That's kind of part of being a potty trained adult (obviously not including being sick or having a condition). Having to shit isn't the same as having to pee - Every time I've ever had to shit, but wasn't able to at the time, the urge goes away or I hold as long as I need to. I don't just shit my fucking pants. haha
he got home like 20 min ago but he was on was the 101, that's very generous of you tho 🙏Not sure I understand the question. I didn't say it was trolling. It made me laugh. In a sea of good poop jokes, it caught me off guard and made me lol.
OP, what freeway is your homie on? I'm about to be on the 101. I can bring him wet wipes I have in my truck
one time i pooped myself at my friend's house and i thought i had an allergy to kosher salt but actually i just had a rampaging stomach virus
As a healthy adult, I don't know what else there is to it.Oh, OK....so you just don't shit. What a simple and brilliant solution!