Gorilla vs. Grizzly
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Trust me, there isn't a bear on earth that wants to mess with this:
Some fights are won before they even start.
^ Honey Badger was my nomination earlier for animal that could fuck shit up. The video where it naps after a cobra bite, then wakes up to eat the damn thing is incredible.
God damn these roos are freaking inspirational. They could do something about those legs though. Other than that they're stacked af.
I read that a Grizzly can have like 8 inches of fat around its body. Gotta be tough getting through that whilst he's going all Ngannou on you D:
Oh posted the wrong gif it seems. There is one of a Honey Badger basically doing the same thing.
There are youtube videos of lions taking out hippos. It's pretty sad, as they climb on their back and sever the hippos spinal column. Then eat it alive as it can't move.
Or even better, an adaptation of Peter Hamilton's "Sonnie's Edge", which is basically a Black Mirror episode ready to go. Actually, a lot of Peter Hamilton's short fiction, and guys like Christian Cantrell, would make for good turn key BM episodes.
Lol, weight doesn't mean anything, gorilas muscles are dense as fuck, in fact their muscles are so dense that they can't fucking swim and will drown in water, now comapre that with a bear, bears are huge but with lots of fat, gorillas are pure unfiltered muscle, and they are fast, and they have hands and fingers designed to grab and and reach out to far away objects , they can rip a bears jaw apart.
Anyone who knows anything about bears knows the grizzly would win. All the bear has to do is connect with its claws and the gorilla will be dead or running. And yes, size and weight do play big parts in this stuff. These animals aren't using martial arts or well thought out fight strategies, so the bigger animal will usually win. And that's the bear
What about the gorillas hands though? I'm thinking the gorilla might just poke out an eye from the grizzly? Or do some serious damage to the nose?
That's the only shot the gorilla has. But grappling onto a grizzly and punching is squarely in the head is a lot harder to do than it sounds. People don't realize that this isn't a fight the gorilla is going to want to be involved in. One hit by the grizzly anywhere and the gorilla would probably bleed out. It's neck would snap if it gets hit in the head.
Most bears can break 30mph in a couple seconds easy. That gives them a powerful dash attack opener to set up combos.
oh shit what kinda combos, i need all the 1f bear combos.
Dude there's a reason why every human fighting sport is separated into weight classes.
there's a specific reason the honey badger can do what it does, its unique skin is tough enough to resist a machete blow and its loose enough that it can turn inside itself. You can't grab or bite the damn thing while it relentlessly tries to go for your balls.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Yeah, I'll have to disagree here. All a bear has to do is land one single strike with its paw to fuck any other animal up. Imagine being hit by Freddy Krueger on speed.
the wolverine takes that hit like a champ, minimal lacerations and blunt trauma, then climbs on the bear and eats its face while laughing like the tdk joker.
Wolverines and grizzlies actually interact in nature so we know how this goes.
Hint: the wolverine is treated like a little pest bitch.
From wikipedia: "Coyotes, foxes, and wolverines are generally regarded as pests to the grizzlies rather than competition, though they may compete for smaller prey, such as ground squirrels and rabbits. All three will try to scavenge whatever they can from the bears. Wolverines are aggressive enough to occasionally persist until the bear finishes eating, leaving more scraps than normal for the smaller animal."
Would be interesting, gorillas are faster and smarter I think so that's a huge advantage.
On the other hand the bear is bigger and has big claws so it doesn't have to bite to inflict damage.
I think it will depend on setting tbh, if we are in a forest with lots of trees the gorilla I think can win, if we are in a field GG bear has got it.
On the other hand the bear is bigger and has big claws so it doesn't have to bite to inflict damage.
I think it will depend on setting tbh, if we are in a forest with lots of trees the gorilla I think can win, if we are in a field GG bear has got it.
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I think pound for pound hippos are actually the most dangerous animal on the planet.
Its a good wrong gif, I didn't expect a mongoose to be putting up that kind of fight.
Bear, but only the really huge kind, like a grizzly or polar bear. The fight would be on land. And the bear would own that hippo too, especially on land.
Yeah, jokes aside this isn't a fight. This is prime Mike Tyson vs a small child. Bear wins easily.
We need to get a liger involved somehow.
If it lives long enough. They're riddled with health problems.