That's a chimp, you uncultured fartface!
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Hippos are the tanks of nature's army. That'd be a tough one (lol).
Dude, why is the gorilla so happy as its dragged down to its doom
The grizzly has almost a 2:1 weight advantage and some fucking vicious looking claws. I got the grizzly in this fight
We need a poll.
You'd have to seriously aggravate them to get them to fight each other. Neither wants to get injured here, especially when there's no female, offspring, or territory in contention.
The winner of this fight will go on to challenge the greatest beast on the planet, the common hippopotamus. They kill more humans every year than any other animal (I think). Ladies and gentlemen, the current champion:
Weighing in at 7,050 lb and measuring 16 ft 4 in
The Dreamstime Hippopotamus
Hippo: Come in the water biatch
Well, that's mosquitoes and it's not even close. But that'd be an uneventful fight.The winner of this fight will go on to challenge the greatest beast on the planet, the common hippopotamus. They kill more humans every year than any other animal (I think).
It's not all muscle. I think the weight difference does not correlate to a strength difference. Bears have a lot of fat, especially if we take the weight of "biggest bears ever", which are likely measured before they hibernate in winter (a lot of fat on them). Anyway, weight is weight, and the bear does have a huge advantage. But in muscle strength, I think a gorilla is not losing to a bear.
Forget strength and weight, Gorillas can literally dance circles around a bear. Rip Bear
I don't think a dance battle is what will decide this match Starlord.Forget strength and weight, Gorillas can literally dance circles around a bear. Rip Bear
adult hippos don't have natural predators. There are videos of hippos walking over a sandbar full of crocodiles, and none of them dare to even move. Hippos are the master of their domainIf the Hippo got on top of the bear or got a good bite in it would be over, but I feel like a Grizzly is big enough with enough attack options open to make it interesting.
Black Mirror idea: Completely realistic DNA-based animal fights, but somehow the creator gets trapped in the simulation.We won't know for sure until SPIKE TV does a computer simulation...
A grizzly is significantly stronger than a gorilla. More agile too.It's not all muscle. I think the weight difference does not correlate to a strength difference. Bears have a lot of fat, especially if we take the weight of "biggest bears ever", which are likely measured before they hibernate in winter (a lot of fat on them). Anyway, weight is weight, and the bear does have a huge advantage. But in muscle strength, I think a gorilla is not losing to a bear.
A gun.Bear easily.
BETTER QUESTION:
What weapon or affordance would you need to give a healthy mid 20's human male to have a 50% chance against a gorilla? Or a 50% chance against a bear?
I'm 100% confident that a Honey Badger can absolutely destroy a Panda bear. The Honey Badger's bigger, nastier cousin the Wolverine, could probably do the same to a brown bear. Size isn't everything. Honey Badgers are known to tear off the ball of male lions.In nature, a bigger size mostly means stronger as well doesn't it?
Anyway, I think the bear wins.
Well, honey badger doesn't give a shit, so...I'm 100% confident that a Honey Badger can absolutely destroy a Panda bear. The Honey Badger's bigger, nastier cousin the Wolverine, could probably do the same to a brown bear. Size isn't everything. Honey Badgers are known to tear off the ball of male lions.