RWF Headquarters
Attn:
Sephzilla
1241 East Reset Street
Green Bay, WI 54304
Sirs:
On behalf of
Dental Plan, myself, and all of the JIFamaniacs out there, brother, I am submitting this formal request to have one of two actions take place immediately to rectify a mishandling of the JIF entrance theme, the JIF brand, and all of the fine people associated with JIF at RWF 12:
1.) Expunge JIF's so-called "loss" at RWF 12 entirely and apolojize to the entire JIF organization for a complete lack of professionalism and oversight of the entity RWF and its subsidiaries, or
2.) Book a Tornado Tag Death Match between JIF and cowardly
BiggestGeekEver and his sidekick
Menome at the next RWF Super Card. JIF will agree to disband and retire the JIF brand if it is to lose in such a match (as long as BGE's small-bodied, diaper-wearing baby assistant
Skikkiks is banned from ringside).
I appreciate your prompt response on this matter. God bless. HH